You know that old movie trope where a soldier has disobeyed orders, and rather than sending them to the stockade, their commanding officer stands in front of them and rips the insignias from their uniform? Losing your Costco membership may not be quite as dramatic as that, but it may feel equally shocking.
However, a person has to go out of their way to lose their membership. Here's why: The No. 1 reason people have their Costco membership revoked is for abusing the retailer's return policy.
Keep reading to get an idea of how far Costco has bent over backward to make customers happy. It may help explain why they have to draw the line somewhere.
Christmas tree
It was the first week of January, and a woman returned her Christmas tree because "it is dead." We're unsure how long she thought the tree would live, but she wanted her money back. According to the employee, the woman received a full refund.
Used chicken coop
When a man and his family walked into their local Costco carrying a feces-covered chicken coop, all eyes were on them. While the enclosure had been in use since the year before, the man received a refund.
Underwear
Evidently, underwear is returned in all states. Some come back in the original packaging, and some are returned after being worn. In either case, the member receives a refund.
Wine bottles
One Costco employee told KIRO 7 that a woman returned an empty bottle of wine because it gave her a headache.
Plants
According to employees, it's common for someone to bring a plant back several months after the Garden Center closes because it has died.
Summer fun
Costco employees have learned not to bat an eye if a customer returns a bathing suit, barbecue grill, patio set, or pool gear in September when summer is over and they no longer have use for them.
Laptop
Another story involves a man who purchased a new laptop and returned it two weeks later. However, after closer inspection, Costco employees realized it wasn't a two-week-old laptop. The man had peeled the serial sticker from the new laptop and taped it onto one that was beat up, ratty, and at least eight years old.
Fish
The Seattle news station heard about one woman who left fish in her freezer and forgot about it for 13 years. Naturally, once she noticed, she brought it back for a refund.
Pressure washer
Another gutsy customer returned a 15-year-old pressure washer that had -- unsurprisingly -- stopped working. Whether the customer owned a small business and needed the pressure washer for his job or simply used it around the house, 15 years is a fairly good run. According to Garden Tool Expert, a well-maintained pressure washer should last at least 10 years.
Still, the man received a refund.
