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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    Where would you start?
    27
    Tequila
    0%
    6
    Tacos
    0%
    7
    Ass
    0%
    14
  • 19th Hole
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-22-09
    • 18949

    #2
    Need to break open the tequila
    ) to Slam that Teremana
    2) and scarf that taco in order to
    3) to give myself time to remind myself to never eat that nasty starfish...
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    • Tanko
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-19-09
      • 5142

      #3
      Start at her toes and make your way up the back of her legs.
      As you enter the "gap" pause for a tequilla shot, then continue.

      The tacos are for afterwards.
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      • SamsNCharge99
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-22-08
        • 41242

        #4
        Im so high i voted before seeing the picture
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        • SamsNCharge99
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 10-22-08
          • 41242

          #5
          Tequila 1st to make you last longer.

          Tacos to carb up to not heavy breathe

          ass in the end.
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #6
            Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
            Im so high i voted before seeing the picture
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            • theboss4018
              SBR Sharp
              • 07-24-21
              • 484

              #7
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              Some shots! Have alot of fun with her then tacos!
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              • TheGoldenGoose
                SBR MVP
                • 11-27-12
                • 3745

                #8
                1) Tacos because you ease into eyeballing her body while you munch for 5 minutes.

                2) The tequila because you want your mouth sanitized before you put your lips and tongue into whatever.

                3) The nipples because you want her worked up and HOT

                JMHO.
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                • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-08-10
                  • 8944

                  #9
                  Chick looks pretty fit, so you don't need to get drunk first. Probably tacos before eating @$$ - then a tequila 'mouthwash' to get the taste of @$$ out of your mouth.....
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                  • Bostongambler
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 02-01-08
                    • 35581

                    #10
                    At the beginning.
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                    • captrobey
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 09-02-10
                      • 34356

                      #11
                      I would go up to her and say "Excuse me i have something to tell you ". Then i would look into her eyes and pull out the knife and start stabbing her repeatedly. I would make sure the body falls to the right. Because as you already see i am sure to her left is that beautiful coffee machine. I would put some Mocha in there and make some delicious yummy Mocha coffee. Coffee is our friend.
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                      • edawg
                        SBR MVP
                        • 07-09-11
                        • 2820

                        #12
                        First thing is to tell her lazy ass to put some clothes on and finish painting the window casing so it matches the cabinets. Then I go have a little talk with the Mexican landscaper and tell him he is fired.
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                        • JamesVincent820
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 06-22-22
                          • 30

                          #13
                          pink taco then beef taco
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43558

                            #14
                            tequila, as if I'm gonna tag that slightly below avg ass, I'm gonna need a buzz........
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