Told some women I'm a professional handicapper I need a 100% LOCK so I can get laid.

[warbux]

Hello SBR,

I quit gambling years ago. My life was going great no longer in debt and actually enjoy watching the games for what they are. I met a very attractive mid 40's blonde, blue eyed, long legs, triple D, with a tight ass Sunday Night. Conversation was going well until she asked what I do for a living. I'm currently unemployed but told her I'm a professional sports gambler. She wants me to prove it and pick her a 5 team parlay for the NFL. If you guys can bless me with 5 locks so that my liquid cialis rooster can see some action I would be forever thankful.

[Auto Donk]

astros game 5

[Booya711]

sounds like you need "5" `100% locks....it wont happen so just buy her

[Harry N. Lloyd]

Tell her even pros don't hit (or bet) 5 team parlays, then tell her to take the Pats on Thursday night.

[Auto Donk]

tell her "get them mother fukkin' panties off, you ain't no nun"....

credit kendrick lamar for the notch on your bedpost once you bang her

[juicername]

Go SBR pro, then you technically didn't lie.

[Chili_Powder]

Go SBR pro, then you technically didn't lie.

some funny shite right there

[Snowball]

This is too easy.

You tell her Pros never bet 5 team parlays.

DUHHHH

[retard]

Cleveland Browns 100% lock

[captrobey]

I agree with everyone else here even a Pro would have it hard to hit a 5 team Parlay. And even if you get extremely lucky and hit that does not mean you will get what you want. Hell if someone can hit say 1 out of 5 of those they would still be ahead nicely . Of course you can up your odds by betting really heavy favorites she never really specified what games.