I’m supposed to meet this girl tonight and she said to me twice NO HOOKUPS

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  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #1
    I’m supposed to meet this girl tonight and she said to me twice NO HOOKUPS
    So I called her to set the date and I was like what do you want to do?

    she replies “I’m down for whatever”

    I said oh cool you’re down for whatever...

    She said well, anything but hooking up

    and then she said later... guys just want me for my body, but I’m not looking to hook up

    Could this be a sign she wants to hook up tonight?

    I mean maybe she has hook up on the brain...no?
  • leetreaper
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 10-23-10
    • 34841

    #2
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    • BrickJames
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 05-05-11
      • 9749

      #3
      Tell her you have never had a one night stand in your life, tell her you have no intention of hooking up. Get her shitfaced, fukk her like you just got out of jail then ghost that dumb hoe!
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      • Cuse0323
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 12-09-09
        • 30169

        #4
        Gotta pay to play.
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          man that date was truly awful

          this girl told me she was about to become a cop

          I’m like what da fuk?????


          she’s like yeah my dad is a cop too

          her personality was just straight trash too she was so fukkin loud how she talked to. I know she was annoying the fukk out of the people sitting near us
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          • cincinnatikid513
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-23-17
            • 45360

            #6
            no means no
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            • SBR_Guest_Pro
              SBR MVP
              • 02-10-15
              • 3955

              #7
              she definitely wants to hook up
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              • Big Bear
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-01-11
                • 43253

                #8
                Originally posted by SBR_Guest_Pro
                she definitely wants to hook up
                nah penetrate her I NEXTED her

                actually about to take a break from women

                I can’t afford to keep dating.. need to build a bankroll for NFL and just jerk off
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                • PittsburghPlayer
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 01-11-10
                  • 6760

                  #9
                  feeling like a trend-setter the last couple days
                  I mentioned rock recently in a thread, me and a couple posters grabbed a 1/16th last night

                  mentioned jerking loads, now men are swearing off women

                  if I could `cap a game, we would be rich



                  probably coincidence
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                  • BeatTheJerk
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 08-19-07
                    • 31794

                    #10
                    There goes another 100 dollars & no pussy. Dating can suck ....
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                    • BigOrange
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-13-09
                      • 6745

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Big Bear
                      So I called her to set the date and I was like what do you want to do?

                      she replies “I’m down for whatever”

                      I said oh cool you’re down for whatever...

                      She said well, anything but hooking up

                      and then she said later... guys just want me for my body, but I’m not looking to hook up

                      Could this be a sign she wants to hook up tonight?

                      I mean maybe she has hook up on the brain...no?

                      Are you sure it's even a girl?

                      Remember there is no such thing as Chicks with Dicks, those are Fukking Guys with Tits!
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                      • JMobile
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-21-10
                        • 19074

                        #12
                        You're the only poster here who never posts pics to go along with your story time threads.
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                        • BrickJames
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 05-05-11
                          • 9749

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                          There goes another 100 dollars & no pussy. Dating can suck ....
                          Hahahahaha bruh! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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                          • mrpapageorgio
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-07-17
                            • 2974

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                            There goes another 100 dollars & no pussy. Dating can suck ....
                            Hence why sometimes it's better to send that money to a book instead of using it on a date; at least you have a chance of seeing it again.
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                            • Big Bear
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-01-11
                              • 43253

                              #15
                              Originally posted by mrpapageorgio
                              Hence why sometimes it's better to send that money to a book instead of using it on a date; at least you have a chance of seeing it again.
                              Egg zact lee
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