Epstein found dead

[Itsamazing777]

Woah!

[firedawg]

Clinton's

[Otters27]

Noooooo

Victims better identify all the players now

[cincinnatikid513]

great news

saves for a long trial and they can divide up his assests give it to the victims

[thetrinity]

we knew he would be soon

[cincinnatikid513]

cant wait for the huad podcast did he really kill himself or was he murdered

[stealthyburrito]

Trump bailed out

[DiggityDaggityDo]

See ya

[Auto Donk]

CLINTON BODY count up by one.....

sick that they couldn't keep this mother fukker alive...... now a bunch of sick pedo fuks are probably gonna skate.... I hope they reveal all the evidence anyway.......

[Believe_EMT]

thank the lord it isn't Theo

that would be news worthy

[Auto Donk]

note to self: if going to run an underage prostitution ring that serves british royalty, the clintons, and a host of other wealthy mother fukkers, all of whom are gonna want you dead and have access to shit like, say, MI6, and, uh, like, uh, the CIA, and millions and millions to pay off stupid fuks who are supposed to be watching you 24 hrs a day and making sure you don't off yourself, DON'T TAKE PICTURES OF IT ALL THAT CAN BE PASSED ALL AROUND.....

there's a good chance this fukker is on a plane to his island in the bahamas..... (wife made this point)

[slayer14]

Guy had nothing to live for

[mpaschal34]

one less sick bastard alive.

saved the courts a ton of money.

[Auto Donk]

[Bostongambler]

Wow...


Not surprised though.

[pavyracer]

Trump ordered a hit to not get implicated.

[bigtymer56]

Great way to start the weekend for all the conspiracy guys here

[Auto Donk]

somewhere in the bush, I guess these two kahksuckers are jumpin' for joy:






and I guess this whore is happy, too:

[chico2663]

him and osama hanging out by the pool.

[cincinnatikid513]

death was too easy for jeff, he needed 20 years of bubba time

[Auto Donk]

in the state that gives us both nadler and schumer, and trump, how could they NOT fuk up a 24-hr full time suicide watch..... time to nuke new york and cali..... two states of nothing but shit coming out of em......


(ship all the hot cali pussy to central fla, near deland, where I'll be retiring.... then nuke the shit out of cali....)

[Carseller4]

Hillaryicide. No doubt.

[firedawg]

Clinton's were in shit


Poster Hurry knew

[Carseller4]

Wow...


Not surprised though.

This has Hillary all over it. She has a history. The Clinton body count just added another.

[Auto Donk]

u can't ditch your secret service detail dozens of times and fly on the lolita express to a private pedo haven in the bahamas and not catch some shit over it..... unless, of course, you have the key defendant whacked while he's on a 24-hr suicide watch.....

[stealthyburrito]

somewhere in the bush, I guess these two kahksuckers are jumpin' for joy:






and I guess this whore is happy, too:

It's a shame you didn't go down with him.

Then, at least, America would be great

[funnyb25]

Murdered. Hence the very quick announcement of suicide. It's all crooked in there. Typically if.its a legit suicide the news breaks a little more "unsure" and pending cause.

[cincinnatikid513]

Murdered. Hence the very quick announcement of suicide. It's all crooked in there. Typically if.its a legit suicide the news breaks a little more "unsure" and pending cause.

if ur locked in a cell and nobody else has been in the cell and the guy is hanging there, hard to call that natural causes

[jjgold]

I bet their is no
Money


He got rid
Of it or most of it

[ligastar]

if ur locked in a cell and nobody else has been in the cell and the guy is hanging there, hard to call that natural causes

LOL. How the fk do you know what happened? They sure caught you hook, line, and sinker.

[Sam Odom]

Russians

[funnyb25]

if ur locked in a cell and nobody else has been in the cell and the guy is hanging there, hard to call that natural causes

Did not say natural causes. Murder is not a natural cause.

[pavyracer]

Do these cells have 24/7 surveillance? A video will show how he died.

[captrobey]

if ur locked in a cell and nobody else has been in the cell and the guy is hanging there, hard to call that natural causes

He could have been wanting to hang a plant basket but did not have a hook. As he was making one out of a rope he accidentally got it around his neck and fell off the chair. And before you say "Why would they let a guy on suicide watch have a rope ?" That is simple. He promised them he would not use it for that and they made sure he did not have his fingers crossed. As you know you can only break a promise if you have your fingers crossed or have a lemon in your pants . There were no lemons in the cell .

[pavyracer]

He could have been wanting to hang a plant basket but did not have a hook. As he was making one out of a rope he accidentally got it around his neck and fell off the chair. And before you say "Why would they let a guy on suicide watch have a rope ?" That is simple. He promised them he would not use it for that and they made sure he did not have his fingers crossed. As you know you can only break a promise if you have your fingers crossed or have a lemon in your pants . There were no lemons in the cell .

Don't forget the banana they served him for dinner. It should have been served peeled but there is suspicion that it wasn't and he slipped on the peel and his head accidentally fell into the basket hook he made out of rope for the plant.