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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    I like my teachers like I like my methheads: methed up, naked and hungry




    came to school high, stripped, and bit two students......


    TEACHER ON CRYSTAL METH STRIPS NAKED IN CLASS AND BITES 2 STUDENTS

    Olympia, Washington | An elementary school teacher was arrested this morning after a drug “bad trip” caused her to strip naked in class and physically assault her 4th-grade students, severely biting two of them and injuring six others.

    According to the Olympia police department, 37-year old Laura James was “visibly intoxicated and behaving erratically” when she showed up for work this morning.
    Due to a lack of replacement teachers, she was still allowed to teach her class but rapidly went out of control.
    Olympia police spokesman, Lieutenant Robert Emery described the incident during a press conference held a few hours later.
    “The children said she was screaming and talking in gibberish while drawing symbols on the board. She then started stripping off her clothes and throwing them around.”

    The students became agitated and scared by their teacher’s erratic behavior and some of them tried to leave the classroom.
  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #2
    Ok... now I’m horny.
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    • VeggieDog
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-21-09
      • 7214

      #3
      In before the "where was she when I was in 4th grade" post.
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      • Getch13
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-13-18
        • 6948

        #4
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        • Eddy Munny
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-13-13
          • 15768

          #5
          Drawing symbols on the board? Were these elemental symbols from the periodic table?

          I'll bet she was sharing her secret recipe for a good batch of meth. Who needs clothes for that, amiright? Nice lady.
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          • Da Manster!
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 07-13-07
            • 17720

            #6
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              Originally posted by Eddy Munny
              Drawing symbols on the board? Were these elemental symbols from the periodic table?

              I'll bet she was sharing her secret recipe for a good batch of meth. Who needs clothes for that, amiright? Nice lady.
              Pretty sure it was something along the lines of this:

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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                I was hoping it would be more like this.


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                • TheMoneyShot
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-14-07
                  • 28672

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Getch13


                  Not a bad looking teach. I'd rub one out at 13 for sure.
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                  • Debacleov
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 11-25-18
                    • 223

                    #10
                    I would not put it in her pussy.
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                    • Weems2k
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 11-11-11
                      • 559

                      #11
                      I bet she gives good blowjobs.
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                      • TiredPro
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 01-17-12
                        • 672

                        #12
                        Probably pissed off because she had KC Thursday night.
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                        • QuantumLeap
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-22-08
                          • 6880

                          #13
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                          • Harry N. Lloyd
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-26-08
                            • 4810

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TiredPro
                            Probably pissed off because she had KC Thursday night.
                            Those NFL refs are causing problems everywhere.
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              got it made, got it made, got it made, I smoked with teacher.....





                              on a side note, from the bruises on her face, it looks like five or six cops put her on her knees down at the station, whip outed schwantz, and proceeded to beat her face with their hard tools as she alternated blow jobs to the gleeful circle of law enforcement.....
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                              • thechaoz
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-23-09
                                • 12154

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Debacleov
                                I would not put it in her pussy.
                                Double wrap, no oral.
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                                • jose21_us
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-24-10
                                  • 3844

                                  #17
                                  She can take a beating
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                    I was hoping it would be more like this.


                                    Now we're talking!!

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                                    • KVB
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 05-29-14
                                      • 74817

                                      #19
                                      This thread has potential...

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                                      • KVB
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 05-29-14
                                        • 74817

                                        #20
                                        So you're in 4th grade, and this starts happening.

                                        What do you do?

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                                        • TommieGunshot
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 03-27-12
                                          • 1607

                                          #21
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                                          • KVB
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 05-29-14
                                            • 74817

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TommieGunshot
                                            fuk you brah.

                                            I'm living out my fantasy.

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                                            • KVB
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 05-29-14
                                              • 74817

                                              #23
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                                              • KVB
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 05-29-14
                                                • 74817

                                                #24
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by KVB
                                                  Now we're talking!!

                                                  I would straight up have raped this bitch.....

                                                  this video review encapsulates, near the end, how that scene would look....

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                                                  • KVB
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by KVB

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                                                    • MadTiger
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-19-09
                                                      • 2724

                                                      #27
                                                      The administrator who didn't call a substitute teacher in should be fired immediately.
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                                                      • MaltedHopsFrenzy
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 10-08-10
                                                        • 8944

                                                        #28
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