CNN: "This is an apple, this is an apple, and this, uh, is an OLD HO....

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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    CNN: "This is an apple, this is an apple, and this, uh, is an OLD HO....
    so, the facts matter fake news network CNN yanked that nasty asia-ho lisa ling and all her kinkiness off the air, and has decided to do even worse on the sex menu, trotting out that dusty-ol-wageened (dusty vagina) Christiane Amanpour for a new series on sex around the world.....

    fukkin' wonderful....

    sex tips from an old dried out brit (boy, those brit bitches have such the reputation for being hellcats in the sack, NOT) who looks like she's seventeen-kilos-of-blow-under-her-belt-back-in-the-day pure-d worn the fuk out.....

    yah, "let's talk about sex" she says in the f'n promo....



    yah, let's fukkin not!!!!

    this bitch has to be mid sixties, and maybe 30 yrs ago she was a ripe piece of ass, but that shit is decades past.....

    let's talk about sex? let's talk about there ain't enough f'n viagra in the state of fukkin' texas to get me hard for this old worn out, dried out skank......

    let's talk about vagisil, let's talk about menopause 25 yrs ago, let's talk about your Depends panty liners, christiane.... anything but sex with this old bitch....

    fukkin' cnn.... what will those fukkin' idiots over there scrape up next???
  • rkelly110
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 10-05-09
    • 39691

    #2
    I think she's hot. She can teach me sex one on one any day.
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    • Auto Donk
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-03-13
      • 43558

      #3
      Originally posted by rkelly110
      I think she's hot. She can teach me sex one on one any day.
      shit, i haven't cringed like I did reading your post, at the visual that came to my mind of that old ho's baggy ass bouncing up and down as she huffed and puffed out a big O, since the time that I visited an old folk's home and actually witnessed some 90 yr old dude laying the wood to an alzheimer's patient whose mind had deteriorated so much she had no clue where she was and in fact acted as if she was a chicken in a barn yard strutting around and cackling....

      throw in the stench of urine soaked mattresses permeating through out the place due to their collective incontinence, and you have an episode with Amanpour.....
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      • Snowball
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        • 11-15-09
        • 30058

        #4
        all downhill since her Mick Jagger days...

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        • rkelly110
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 10-05-09
          • 39691

          #5
          Originally posted by rkelly110
          I think she's hot. She can teach me sex one on one any day.
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          • thechaoz
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-23-09
            • 12154

            #6
            I'd definitely lock her in my basement
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