What is sex like with a big chick say 350lbs plus?

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  • Mr KLC
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    • 12-19-07
    • 31097

    #36
    Fat women can give a hell of a blowjob. As far as sex goes, roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
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    • Kermit
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      • 09-27-10
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      #37
      Originally posted by jjgold
      Fat is on actually

      It’s a new fad for guys
      Maybe on Bizarro world.
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      • BIGDAY
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        • 02-17-10
        • 48245

        #38
        Just forearm shiver that FUPA up and it should be fine.

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        • JIBBBY
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          • 12-10-09
          • 83686

          #39
          Originally posted by Mr KLC
          Fat women can give a hell of a blowjob. As far as sex goes, roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
          Doesn't it get wet and sweaty between the cheese rolls? Be more specific MLC with the wet spot comment please.. Curious minds want to know? ...

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          • Grits n' Gravy
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            • 06-10-10
            • 13024

            #40
            I gotta tell you that when I saw brooks’ 400 lb mother getting gangbanged by a Portuguese soccer team it looked unpleasant. The fat flying and the stench of her rotten twat and shit stained ass was beyond awful. A shame she made poor brooks sit in the corner and watch.
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            • Grits n' Gravy
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              • 06-10-10
              • 13024

              #41
              Originally posted by Mr KLC
              Fat women can give a hell of a blowjob. As far as sex goes, roll her in flour and go for the wet spot.
              I’m sure your wife would be pleased you are talking about her on here.
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              • Mr KLC
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                • 12-19-07
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                #42
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                • dlowilly
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                  • 11-09-16
                  • 13862

                  #43
                  I doubt it would be that hard to find this out for yourself
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                  • TheMoneyShot
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                    • 02-14-07
                    • 28672

                    #44
                    Chubby chicks give the best oral... and I can't figure out why
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                    • thechaoz
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                      • 10-23-09
                      • 12154

                      #45
                      It makes breathing hard on the bottom.

                      On top? It's like a water bed
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                      • thechaoz
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                        • 10-23-09
                        • 12154

                        #46
                        Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                        Chubby chicks give the best oral... and I can't figure out why
                        Compensating. It's why fat chicks can cook
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
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                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #47
                          This thread has got me horny as hell.
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                          • dimaggio8
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                            • 05-14-09
                            • 507

                            #48
                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                            c'mon JJ.... show more knowledge than that....

                            you don't get to be a powerful fuk by being a slob and weighing 350 lbs.... her heart might pop if she has to climb on you, and certainly would if the hog tried to throw a "powerfuk" down on you.....

                            you want a true powerfuk, you gotta get a babe like this:

                            Good form on that leg raise.
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                            • bonzaii
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                              • 07-07-17
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                              #49
                              I knew this dude in college who actually cheated on his girlfriend to fck some 250 pound porker. I went over to my buddies house to smoke weed one day and we could all hear this dude just wailing away going ham on this fat chick. I remember laughing hysterically at the time but than thinking what the fck is wrong with this guy. I guess he just liked that extra padding in the back. Who knows ha.
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                              • OTL
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                                • 03-08-10
                                • 2433

                                #50
                                I have no idea, and I really don't care to find out...
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                                • Chipup
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                                  • 07-24-13
                                  • 1435

                                  #51
                                  I've hit a 200 pounder.. Lost my virginity to her, also discovered I was allergic to condoms in the same sex session. 78 hours boys, Not straight, but not leaving the room and only 5-10 minute breaks. No orgasm the entire time till the condom fell off, Just me, a fat chick flayling rolls and a allergically swollen stiff cauk.

                                  She could not give head to save her life, and in general I cried myself to sleep on my tiny sliver of bed she allowed me to have. I made the mistake of only getting a King sized boys..

                                  Hard to find the hole, The smell is ungodly and gets all over your clothes. Even the ones in the drawers you didn't open. Would not recommend.
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                                  • hawkeye 16
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                                    • 09-07-17
                                    • 3553

                                    #52
                                    Never done it. Never will. I guess maybe I'm just picky. Once you've had champaign, it's hard to drink Boone's Farm. Probably not the best analogy. I'd drink piss off the floor if it alcohol in it.
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                                    • Auto Donk
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                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by dimaggio8
                                      Good form on that leg raise.
                                      she has legs?

                                      all i saw was ass and midriff.....
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                                      • TheMoneyShot
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                                        • 02-14-07
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                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by Chipup
                                        78 hours boys
                                        She hasn't forgotten about you.... you need to call her.
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                                        • JIBBBY
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                                          • 12-10-09
                                          • 83686

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by Chipup
                                          Hard to find the hole, The smell is ungodly and gets all over your clothes. Even the ones in the drawers you didn't open. Would not recommend.
                                          That's pretty much how'd I imagine the experience.. Out like Sauerkraut!!!!

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                                          • stevek173
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                                            • 03-29-08
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                                            #56
                                            Get very drunk, treat her well

                                            You'll be glad you did when you're eating that post sex meal
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                                            • Offshoreisiffy
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                                              • 11-19-17
                                              • 65

                                              #57
                                              Thanks for the replies guys. Going to find out tonight. Will report back. 350 plus yes but she has a pretty face. Happy Thanksgiving.
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                                              • hawkeye 16
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                                                • 09-07-17
                                                • 3553

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by Offshoreisiffy
                                                Thanks for the replies guys. Going to find out tonight. Will report back. 350 plus yes but she has a pretty face. Happy Thanksgiving.
                                                I have a buddy that used to always say that. LOL Hey. big girls need lovin' too.
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                                                • Weems2k
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                                                  • 11-11-11
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                                                  #59
                                                  Completely unrelated, but awhile back, I banged my 64 year old neighbor a couple times. Surprisingly, there was still plenty of good tread left on her, compared to some of the sluts in their 20's I've been with, which they had nothing.
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                                                  • Chipup
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                                                    • 07-24-13
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                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Weems2k
                                                    Completely unrelated, but awhile back, I banged my 64 year old neighbor a couple times. Surprisingly, there was still plenty of good tread left on her, compared to some of the sluts in their 20's I've been with, which they had nothing.
                                                    When I was younger I always thought it might be fun to take on a 30 something. You know, a chick clinging to that last hope , so desperate that she's willing to do anything your sick mind could come up with. But the idea of saggy tit's plus the baby crazy shit...hard pass
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                                                    • Offshoreisiffy
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                                                      • 11-19-17
                                                      • 65

                                                      #61
                                                      Still alive. Slight to moderate numbness in left leg. Was quite interesting I guess. Not as bad as I thought it may be. Will give full report tomorrow.
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                                                      • Auto Donk
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                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #62
                                                        did she have a "foot and half long" camel toe, due the the vaginal crease folding all the way up her gut?
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                                                        • Offshoreisiffy
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                                                          • 11-19-17
                                                          • 65

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                          did she have a "foot and half long" camel toe, due the the vaginal crease folding all the way up her gut?

                                                          Nah man. It wasn't that bad...she's was really clean, had a pretty face and smelled good. Whole thing lasted maybe a half hour. Obviously her stomach was much bigger then the average chick but oh well. She was really into it and I threw out a couple "glad you're enjoying it" lines. Took a box of breakfast toaster strudel things on my way out of her house.
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