Worth it to get cpr from her?

[newguy]

http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/28/two-struck-lightning-satellite-beach/521715001/

https://www.google.com/search?q=ashley+nolan+satellite+beach&rl z=1CDGOYI_enUS639US639&hl=en-US&prmd=nsmiv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X& ved=0ahUKEwiz3r62uq3VAhVJiVQKHdkLCxsQ_AU IDCgE&biw=375&bih=591#imgrc=oN4OgLHsxfDb QM:

[Booya711]

You fukked this all up newguy

[newguy]

Damnit. This is why I don't do this. Flights all screwed up trying to get home. I'm trying new things

[newguy]

Google Ashley Nolan satellite beach. She has played lingerie football and is lifeguard. Saw some dude who got hit by lightning and cpr'd him until paramedics arrived. He didn't make it but hell of a way to go.

[jjgold]

[Shute]

Wtf?

[Shute]

Ask a mod for some posting assistance

[El Nino]

I guess she was on Survivor. Considering CPR is just chest compressions these days with no rescue breathing, this is a hard PASS. Also, she is not cute.

[RudyRuetigger]

pass I would rather get cpr from david Hasselhoff and I'm not even gay

[funnyb25]

pass I would rather get cpr from david Hasselhoff and I'm not even gay

Right in between straight and gay, we have BI

BOL

[dlowilly]

Epic failure of a thread and he hasn't realized he typed too many words in his signature

Newguy get ur shit together

[funnyb25]

Yo Willy...

Welcome back bro...

Did you have a good time on your vacation?

[RudyRuetigger]

Epic failure of a thread and he hasn't realized he typed too many words in his signature

Newguy get ur shit together

to be honest that's what many females say bout me

[RudyRuetigger]

to be honest that's what many females say bout me

uhhh I mean [too long] not the,,,,get your shit together

[newguy]

Epic failure of a thread and he hasn't realized he typed too many words in his signature

Newguy get ur shit together

I need a penetrating life coach here. I'm waving the white flag. Mods this thread failed. Put in saloon. I'll give myself infractions for posting links. Someone teach me how to sbr

[dlowilly]

Yo Willy...

Welcome back bro...

Did you have a good time on your vacation?

Vacation?

[funnyb25]

For links...click the globe button just to the right of the smiley's

For picture links click the square in between the 2nd globe and the youtube button (3rd button to the right of the smiley's)

Jesus NG...

BOL

[funnyb25]

Vacation?

Bro..you haven't been posting for a week

Was worried

[newguy]

[newguy]

Funny. ThAnk you. Learned something new.

[funnyb25]

Funny. ThAnk you. Learned something new.

Nailed it bro...you got this for the rest of your life now!!

Now if you have a news article to post....use the first globe to the right of the smiley's

[newguy]

I had to go full site for it to work. On the mobile there isn't a globe or YouTube hh

[RudyRuetigger]

unreal

I am setting over/under for newguys age at 85

[dlowilly]

Newguy joined in '09

Hey Newguy how many pregnancies and emergency retrievals did it take before you learned to use a condom?

[funnyb25]

I had to go full site for it to work. On the mobile there isn't a globe or YouTube hh

You need to always be on fullsite when on mobile...the straight up mobile version is the worst thing since unsliced bread

[Shute]

Getting CPR always + even
Giving CPR -230 to + 100

[funnyb25]

Yo Rudy and Willy....

NewGuy is a good dude...give him a break

Just 1 break though now that he understands..

[El Nino]

I had to go full site for it to work. On the mobile there isn't a globe or YouTube hh

Only 's use mobile site. Common, guey.

[funnyb25]

Phuk...getting buried now

[dlowilly]

Newguy sorry for giving you a hard time. Another little known trick is if you want, you can go to a poster's page and bring up his/her most recent POV. You want me to show you?

[funnyb25]

We got games

[Booya711]

Newguy won the first ever SBR Hunger Games #winning

[clockwise1965]

She is not very attractive.

[DwightShrute]

[Auto Donk]

I'd certainly let her..... hopefully she uses her snatch to perform cpr, and puts a vapor lock on my mouth with it and then performs keagles to push air into my thirsting lungs......