Can someone please help a ni**a out????

Auto Donk · 01-13-17, 01:18 PM

fukkin' typical forum.... looks like i'm going to have to shell out 3-10 pts per avatar change to get any action on this matter......

fukkin b.s......

plan is to create a thread in saloon saying "check in if you love and respect your wife".....

and I want everyone with the new porno avatar to respond to that thread with bullshit like "yah, donk, I know how much you love your wife, but I love mine even more"....

Extra pts if you add to that horseshit with something like "and, you know what, my avatar is simply an sbr joke and lockerroom antic, like Trump goin' on and on about grabbin skanks by their pussies.... It in no way means any disrespect to my fukkin' ho!!!!"

Once about 20-30 of you with your new porno avatars have responded to that thread, I'll quickly pull it up, show her the evidence, then log out before it dawns on her to check my 1,200+ other mysoginistic, demeaning, insulting to women threads......

thanks!

chico2663 · 01-13-17, 02:12 PM

chico2663 · 01-13-17, 02:13 PM

can't figure out how to make my avatar. Sorry donk

PittsburghPlayer · 01-13-17, 02:33 PM

We need more nudes of your wife while she is sleeping.

Those are always appreciated!!

shari91 · 01-13-17, 02:41 PM

GL

And GL to those trying to post near-porno avatars. Should you get banned, cry to the dude above ^^^

meader99 · 01-13-17, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by shari91

GL

And GL to those trying to post near-porno avatars. Should you get banned, cry to the dude above ^^^

H Christ, the pussification of America continues.

PittsburghPlayer · 01-13-17, 03:07 PM

Shari, When you wrote "cry to the dude above", you did mean ME, right?

Cause we know Donk is going no where.

and if they are crying to me, that means that I am still here.

God Love Ya Shari,

now in keeping with the theme of the thread, would you PLEASE remove your Superwoman top just for one day?
Thank you.

IlluminatedOne · 01-13-17, 03:12 PM

Donk man you have to make your play carefully here, remember pal most females go from a feeling. You can keep digging or come clean and let her know that this site is a form of entertainment for you and other fellow posters. A lockerroom type of atmosphere. Sure she may still be pissed, but in the end the truth is the only thing that matters.
Maybe it works maybe it doesn't, bol

PittsburghPlayer · 01-13-17, 03:24 PM

IlluminatedOne is a smart, kind man - so I second what he wrote.

Shari? About the SuperWoman top - How we doing on that?

TheMetsSuck · 01-13-17, 03:31 PM

dd

KVB · 01-13-17, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

my "better half" is still givin' me a good bit of grief about having found close-up head shots of Kendra Lust blowing some guy as my avatar yesterday, and I tried to pass it off as "everybody puts up photos like that, it's an sbr thing, a f'n joke, for chrissakes"......

she's now threatening to boycott the Bash because of my "embarrassing, juvinile, disrespectful" antics.....

AND, to make matters worse, she called my "everybody does it" bluff and is demanding I pull up SBR and show her how "everybody does it"......

So, given that I rarely ask for any favors on sbr, I figure I have enough capital in the "favor bank" to request that a bunch of you put a bunch of near-porno avatars up by the time I get back from court this afternoon from my 1 pm hearing (i bought that much time, as she was demanding and immediate "look see" this morning, and I told her I didn't have time for that shit as I had "work" to do, and we could look at the site this afternoon).....

so, help a dumbass out, please.....

just hit some of diggity's posts and copy those photos into your avatars, and I should be fine.....

thanks in advance

AD

yah, I know, I'm being a pussy about this and may get my man card pulled because of fit, but she's on the f'n warpath.... I thought giving in to her demand that I put up Clooney as my avatar would pacify her anger, but now that I've shown weakness, and she senses I've been up to some sick shit on SBR, she's really going for the jugular.....

ps... JJ, you stupid fuk, I can still smell that hideous f'n breakfast one of my dumbass neighbors is cookin' up.... goddamit it stinks out here...... (yeah, she made me sleep in the f'n pool house, and I'm out on the veranda until she unlocks the f'n doors)

boneheaded1 · 01-13-17, 04:02 PM

penetrate no! I am my wife's bitch! I don't even watch a movie with boobs in it while she around. Are you saying you had no idea she would flip at that shit? Can't help you dude, you obviously laid some juice that was bigger than your bankroll and now you want to take others down with you. I don't envy your position; but man, you forgot that you weren't the boss of you anymore. :-)

boneheaded1 · 01-13-17, 04:03 PM

What the hell? It's been a long time since I was posting on SBR but when did the word replacement algorithm come into play? F$#K being replaced with penetrate. LOL!!!!

Auto Donk · 01-13-17, 04:04 PM

i'm just f'cn with you pricks.....

I made her type this thread while she was cuffed to the bed with a dog leash around her neck......

Auto Donk · 01-13-17, 04:39 PM

couple of good submissions......

now, everyone hit the "check in if you love your wife" thread....

and obviously don't put any of that bullshit mysoginistic crap from post no. 2 above.....

good job, men

chico2663 · 01-13-17, 05:39 PM

damn donk. I had to have an ex make a pic for me. She has gained 30lbs since I got sick but she used to be fine. 5'11 150 with most being in the chest.

PerfectGrape · 01-13-17, 06:34 PM

i got you dog

gauchojake · 01-14-17, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by KVB

BiTeMe UsAdOj · 01-14-17, 02:01 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

FINALLY... a guy that gets it. ^^