Would you bang 47 year old Mariah Carey?

[Triumph]

Id nail Mariah in the ass , if she was good enough for Slim Shady , well you know

[marcoloco]

One lucky dude right there. Come on the show as a PURE nobody.... and you got Paula Abdul dangling from your nuts. Unreal.

gives hope to us all

[terpkeg]

My guess is that anyone who says they have standards just can't pull ass. If you pull ass, you just pull it, sometime a 10, sometimes a 4. No need to troll a thread if you want to talk about your peker buddy, just be straight about it.

[Ratzz]

this girl has never been attractive to me

[klemopixx]

Both Mariah and Paula have screwed so many guys in their lives, it would probably be like trying to stuff a holiday turkey with your junk. Gargantuan hole with meat flappin' all around the edges, sure anyone would bang them but it would probably be more fun telling everyone about it later than actually doing it. Actually it would be fun just to see how skanky you could get them to act, the longer you do it the more hardcore it would get. I'd hire about half dozen midgets to hold her legs open and do a bukkake while I plowed that ass. Could be interesting!

[stevek173]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually think no, I wouldn't.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually think no, I wouldn't.

[stevek173]

Alright maybe if she threw me around threw stuff at me tied me up and beat the living shit out of me. Whips too then that used up snatch on my face.

Then I can see it.

The lower the quality the harder you have to work.

[OTL]

Good list Plaza but if it were my list I would include Jessica Alba and she would be at the top.

Doesn't she have herpes though?

[slayer14]

There is a rim job expert on youtube

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Eva Longoria
Shakira
Ariana Grande
Mariah
JLo

In that order. I have to disqualify Paula Abdul. If you look closely enough at her, she resembles Michael Jackson. Had to have had some facial work done.

Two of your top 5 performing at the Super Bowl.

[Salam]

No she's been with Nick Cannon and probably more just like him

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Doesn't she have herpes though?

I hope so

[MinnesotaFats]

I dunno...her face always seemed weird to me. It's fake and has the color of a Mr Potato head.

[thechaoz]

I dunno...her face always seemed weird to me. It's fake and has the color of a Mr Potato head.

Come on fats we can tag team, and will cover her face with an American flag and penetrate her for Glory

[thechaoz]

There is a rim job expert on youtube

Wait what,?

[beavis13]

Absolutely

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Come on fats we can tag team, and will cover her face with an American flag and penetrate her for Glory

For old Glory.

Good man

[blap10]

penetrate yeah

[MinnesotaFats]

Come on fats we can tag team, and will cover her face with an American flag and penetrate her for Glory

The things I'll do for god and country. Fair enough.

[nyplayer33]

I never liked her..weird face n all. Not a fan

[slayer14]

Would you do her without a rubber

[slayer14]

There is something about her that is a turn on

[jackpot269]

Every day of the week and twice on Sunday!! Who I'm I kidding twice every day!!

[Tuesday]

Every day of the week and twice on Sunday!! Who I'm I kidding twice every day!!

Damn right

[Natty68]

Id eat the corn out of her chit if she would let me f\*\*k her afterwards

[homie1975]

i would hammer that pvssy all night long,

then the next day, i would pop some viagra or the equivalent and i would hammer her some more.

i would tear that pvssy apart all day every day.

[packerd_00]

I would.