Would you bang 47 year old Mariah Carey?

[chico2663]

dude the bat shit crazy broads are always better in the sack. Also the poorer the broad is the usually better lay she is. All she has to give up is that ass.

[Plaza23]

She looked hotter here in 2008, than she's ever looked in her life IMO. And she was late 30s here.

[Bostongambler]

That was my prom song park plaza.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

31-4

The gays got two safties.

[SBRMAN23]

31-4

The gays got two safties.

[COYLO]

nah shes a self obsessed oyster

[statnerds]

i'd bang oprah just to say that i did

[Auto Donk]

Money, that was Paula Abdul not Mariah Carey.

Same show though: American Idol.

i'd bang paula, mariah and one other crazy half-hispanic chick to be named later all at the same time....... and i'd damn sure go "stink to pink" on em.... ie, directly outta paula's ass (no rag wipe down, no nothing) into mariah's box...... and vica versa.... and the "to be named later" skank would have to receive ATM (ass to mouth) from both the other stars' asses....

chow down on the chocostick, whore!!!!!

by the time the "three ho amigos" left donkland, in light of the typical crazy ho hispanic diets of refried beans, etc., each of their respective boxes would qualify as SuperFund sites......

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker... J-Lo must be the third?

[Auto Donk]

i thought about outright draftin' that puerto rican slag as the third of the hispan-ho trifecta..... but the second she starting squealing her trademark phrase about how my kahk gives her "THE GOOSIES", I'd probably loose wood..........

[ByeShea]

Happily bang any of these broads who would have me. But you can scratch Oprah, Rosie O'Donnell, and Cher off the list. A gentleman has his limits.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i thought about outright draftin' that puerto rican slag as the third of the hispan-ho trifecta..... but the second she starting squealing her trademark phrase about how my kahk gives her "THE GOOSIES", I'd probably loose wood..........

Shakira?

[Plaza23]

Eva Longoria
Shakira
Ariana Grande
Mariah
JLo

In that order. I have to disqualify Paula Abdul. If you look closely enough at her, she resembles Michael Jackson. Had to have had some facial work done.

[SharpAngles]

Only the gays and bald limp diks like jjgold wouldn't take Mariah to pound town

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Eva Longoria
Shakira
Ariana Grande
Mariah
JLo

In that order. I have to disqualify Paula Abdul. If you look closely enough at her, she resembles Michael Jackson. Had to have had some facial work done.

Good list Plaza but if it were my list I would include Jessica Alba and she would be at the top.

[OTL]

Yeah... And who the hell cares if she's annoying or crazy? No one says you have to stick around afterward...

[packerd_00]

Eva Longoria
Shakira
Ariana Grande
Mariah
JLo

In that order. I have to disqualify Paula Abdul. If you look closely enough at her, she resembles Michael Jackson. Had to have had some facial work done.

Penelope Cruz

[konck]

geez i meet her when she was 16 with her Dad leading her around

[TheMoneyShot]

Shakira?

Damn that girl could ride a cok

[Itsamazing777]

Good list Plaza but if it were my list I would include Jessica Alba and she would be at the top.

The Jessica albak spanking gif......

[Plaza23]

The Jessica albak spanking gif......

Jessica Alba is also a very wealthy businesswoman. She's perfect, although she looks like one of those girls that just lays there in the sack. Too nice for a freaky bang

[Smoke]

Damn that girl could ride a cok

[packerd_00]

No one else fancies little Penelope Cruz,blasphemy.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

No one else fancies little Penelope Cruz,blasphemy.

She would get it, Pack.

[swordsandtequila]

No one else fancies little Penelope Cruz,blasphemy.

Fuk that, I'm right there with you Pack. While I wouldn't say no to any of them, throw Penelope in with Paz Vega (early 2000's, Spanglish, Sex and Lucia, etc.) and the forever fine Salma Hayek for a ball draining threesome. Would be a nice way to go out

[Primetime99]

would bang everyone in this thread

[DiggityDaggityDo]

would bang everyone in this thread

You are a horny fuk.

[Bruce Norris]

Salma Hayek, even at 50 years old, for the win. She's incredible.

[The Kraken]

I voted YES to prove that I wasn't gay

[Bostongambler]

I'd bang myself to get my point across!!!!


Huh?

[daneblazer]

7 gay dudes checked in

[DiggityDaggityDo]

7 gay dudes checked in

Blazer, does this mean 11% of SBR is fruity?

[packerd_00]

She would get it, Pack.

Take it easy on her mate.

Fuk that, I'm right there with you Pack. While I wouldn't say no to any of them, throw Penelope in with Paz Vega (early 2000's, Spanglish, Sex and Lucia, etc.) and the forever fine Salma Hayek for a ball draining threesome. Would be a nice way to go out

Forgot Salma Hayek mate,very tasty woman.

[HAPPY BOY]

why not i have to bang my 56 year old wife..that's a trade up..lol

[Bostongambler]

why not i have to bang my 56 year old wife..that's a trade up..lol

Is that sad happy boy?