Chun-Li from Street Fighter

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[The Giant]

What is this??

[packerd_00]

Jesus those legs are like tree trunks,who is she bud.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

What is this??

Chun-Li from Street Fighter.

[The Giant]

Chun-Li from Street Fighter.

Does she make your weenie hard, Diggity?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Does she make your weenie hard, Diggity?

Giant, she is just a video game character. Meaning she is not real.

Get yourself together Giant. Jesus.

[The Giant]

Giant, she is just a video game character. Meaning she is not real.

Get yourself together Giant. Jesus.

She's not real?

She looked real.

This is unreal!

Diggity, let me ask you a question. How much do Viagra pills cost? I know a guy that says he can get a cheap knockoff for $.20/pill. He swears they are just as effective. Is this a good deal??

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Viagra?? I don't know. Ask Donker, he sells them at Swingers parties for $40 a pop I think.

[Russian Rocket]

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[DiggityDaggityDo]

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[The Giant]

Viagra?? I don't know. Ask Donker, he sells them at Swingers parties for $40 a pop I think.

Is that true? $40 a pop? That's insane.

I like Donk, but I have a hard time reading his posts. It's like they never end.

[Russian Rocket]

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[daneblazer]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Is that true? $40 a pop? That's insane.

I like Donk, but I have a hard time reading his posts. It's like they never end.

look like the typical bi-babes at just about every swinger party I ever attended...

only thing missing from the photo are their coked up boyfriends sitting over on the couches unable to produce wood, and of course the photos taken thereafter of me railing all three of these bitches six ways from sunday as they eat each others pussies is what can best be described as an intense game of "viagra" charged sexual twister......

Key Tip to those like me that are able to obtain those rare invites to house parties as a single male in the so called "Lifestyle":

You can, and should, ALWAYS share your blow with the men at the party..... but never, EVER, share your viagra.... save that all for yourself (AT LEAST AT FIRST -- SEE BELOW***)

those poor bastards with their cocaine-induced softons and shrinkage are too embarrassed to get naked and show how impotent and pathetically small they are under the circumstances.... Yet the blo has them feeling good and uninhibited, so they tell their babes "go ahead, you always wanted to do a hot guy while I watched.... tonight's the night".......

boom!

ps...

***another tip: after you've put on a show and tagged all of the babes you set out to tag; then reveal, on the down low, to one or two of the guys you among the various, always-present cliques at the party, that you have some viagra.... then sell the 100mg viagra tabs u paid only .99 cents a tab for online to these poor bastards who just had to watch you bang their babes for $30-40-even $50 bucks a tab, as they are now so desperate to re-prove themselves they'll pay pretty much whatever you ask......

word will spread like wildfire and every dude at the party not smart enough to bring his own will buy at least two from you.... Two, you ask?

When Donk tells you, "Hey, one will probably do it, but if youre doin' blow, you might want two just to make sure you counter effect the impact of the blow on your junk."

Dumbass whose babe just got ****** by Donk: "Yah, I'll take two....."

and yes, same analysis applies to "rollin' swingers", even more so, as mollies/X kill your junk much the same without V backup, and the lowered inhibitions/"i'm feelin' great effect" of both the babes (in wanting to fuk you) and their guys (in letting you fuk their babes) are even greater while they're rollin'

[The Giant]

[gauchojake]

Daggles when is the rose ceremony??

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Gaucher what's a rose ceremony??

[gauchojake]

Gaucher what's a rose ceremony??

Daggles it's a ceremony where a guy/girl chooses from a large group of potential suitors and hands out a rose to all but one. This continues until the suitors are reduced to one who usually gets suckered into a wedding proposal. It was made popular on the game show The Bachelor and it's spin off The Bachelorette on ABC in America.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Gaucher, can we wager on that?

[jjgold]

no thanks

not hard

[gauchojake]

Daggles I'm gonna pass

[The Giant]

I leave you with this:

Dad is probably a closeted homo......

On the more serious point, if bitches and hos wanna bitch about receiving shit like equal pay for the same jobs, they need to get the bad shit that comes with equalizing things between the sexes, as well..... such as harsh prison sentences for fukking children.

Any man who gives a 14 year old child (male or female) the high hard one is going away for a long time, even if he looks like George Clooney and the teenage girl sought him out ("hot for teacher" Van Halen)......

so bitches, don't do the crime on the one hand, and bitch about equal rights on the other. Unless you can do the time like your male counterparts, perhaps refrain from doing the crime... Go to any fukkin bar in town and you can get some dick.... Hell, some losers would bang you even if you told them you had active herpes, were on the rag, and had recent HIV and Zika virus exposure.....

hell, 98 percent of the hardons on sbr would poke this skank

Book her, Danno!!!

Having said all that, where were these f'n teachers when I was growing up. Well, we had one, Ms. Bullock, who was always flirting with the jocks, and you could tell she was a frisky bitch, and with a tight little body. I know she was into kink, as was her husband. We all came to this conclusion based on a little discovery in his vehicle.

He was a high school football and track coach, and one day after track practice we "found" a huge rubber dong in the glove box of his truck. (He used to load half the f'n high school track team into the back of his piece of shit truck and give us a ride from our newly built high school to the now-middle school, where the football stadium and track were still located). He'd be trying to multi-task the entire track practice on his own, and would break us down into groups like "hurdlers", pole vaulters, long distance, discuss, shot,l etc. and let us more or less do whatever the fuk we wanted, unsupervised while he was attending to the other groups. Whoever finished up first with whatever dumb shit he gave them to do would usually get his keys, unlock his truck, and wait there til everyone was finished with practice so we could head back over to the high school.

One day, me and some other dickweeds that only ran long distance and threw the discus we were waiting on Coach Dong to finish up with the hurdlers. As we were rummaging through the vehicle out of boredom, we found the usually unlocked glove box to be locked. So, we of course had to jimmy the fukkin' thing open to see what the fuk he was hiding in there..... Talk about laughing our asses off.

But unfortunately, this discovery of his/his wife's sex toy didn't prove to be all fun and games. In jimmying the glove box open, we flat-out busted the latch, so it wouldn't stay shut and the glove box was hanging open. Any one looking into the cab could immediately see the big rubber kahk. Usually track team members argued about who was entitled to ride "shot gun" with the coach, for if you did you didn't have to ride in the f'n bed of the truck and look like a f'n idiot on the short ride over to the middle school.

On this particular day, no one was waiting in the "shotgun" position -- we were all sitting like statues in the back of his piece of shit. One of the hurdlers runs and jumps into the passenger's seat to claim the coveted seat, looks down, and immediately jumps back out based on what he saw. Coach Dong blows a gasket, demanding to know who busted open his glove box. With no good answer readily available, we went with my suggestion (made in the five mins we had between busting the thing and the hurdlers finishing up whatever the fuk they were doing). That suggestion was that we found it that way, and some local mescins must have broke into the truck, saw the f'n dong, and hit the trail.

The coach pointed out that he had just given us the keys 15 mins earlier, and as there was no sign of "forced entry," there was no way mescins could have done it. Already thinking like a lawyer, I said they probably gained access to the vehicle while we were all working out, and he must have forgot to lock the vehicle as we had found it unlocked (complete bullshit, of course). He challenged my scenario, saying he was certain he had locked the truck after we arrived.

I almost got expelled and kicked out of athletics for what I said next, which was something along the lines of:

"I'm sure if my wife was using a dong that big on the way to and from school each day (reasoning that one only keeps a dong in the glove box so that it can be used during travel), I'm sure I wouldn't be able to think about much else either, and would probably be absent-minded and not able to remember whether I locked the door to my truck...."

of course, by 9 am the next day every student in school new of the discovery, and was trying to put together a theory as to whether it was her dong, his dong, their dong, etc......

One alarming side note to the discovery is that it may have had a negative effect on the development of (or lack thereof, I should more accurately say), my sexual maturity and boundaries. As Coach Dong and his wife rode to school together each day, almost immediately after our discovery visions of her jamming that rubber donger as far up her once-tight little holes as she could on the ride to work each day -- while her husband watched and drove one-handed -- began to fill my head. I must have rubbed at least a couple hundred out thinking about fukkin' that kinky bitch in all kinds of places, in all kinds of locations....

For example, I thought about fukkin' her in the bed of the truck, on its hood, both seats, the crew seat area, on the track, at the shot and discuss pits, in the stands, back at the high school, on the auditorium stage, in the principal's office, in her class room, in front of her husband, in front of the whole f'n school, etc etc etc

Nevertheless, the incident gave he and his wife their new nicknames; nicknames they probably still have today, given that shit like derogatory teacher nicknames and stories of packing huge dongs in your vehicle are generally passed down year to year to the new incoming students.

Yep, Good ol "Coach Dong." And his hot ass little tight-bodied brunette wife, "Ms. Dong" aka "Kink"........ I definitely would have banged the shit out of her.....

[Fidel_CashFlow]

Gaucher, can we wager on that?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hey Giant, you got the cliff notes?

[jjgold]

Diggity you have awful taste in women

Border line strange

[manny24]

what's the play Jackie Chan?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggity you have awful taste in women

Border line strange

JJ you tried to fuk your Aunt.

[grease lightnin]

She is a tad too thick to be chun li.... but what the hey

[Dirty Sanchez]

[gauchojake]

Natascha Encinosa

Super cute face but she rip your dikk off for looking at her the wrong way

[manny24]

butt chin

pass

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Manny lets be honest here. You would eat that booty like groceries.

[jjgold]

JJ you tried to fuk your Aunt.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Another Chun Li

[slayer14]

Would you bang her diggity