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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388189

    #1
    I Should Of Kept Rug..Going Bald killed my chances to get laid
    Well have not been laid in over 14 years although got closer when I wore a rug

    Lets say when wearing $2000 rug I was a +440 dog to get laid but going bald now I am +920 dog
  • pronk
    Restricted User
    • 11-22-08
    • 6887

    #2
    Did you hock it boss?
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    • guitarjosh
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-25-07
      • 5763

      #3
      JJ if you live in Vegas just go to a brothel in Pahrump.
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      • JMobile
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-21-10
        • 19074

        #4
        I just got laid last night. My rooster is sore now. Gonna let the rooster rest. Come to San Diego, I will help you get laid. I will talk to the girly for you until she is drunk and then you can take over the deal on the table.
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        • TheSchafe
          SBR MVP
          • 12-29-09
          • 2143

          #5
          You should have kept the one in this video...epic.

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          • cashin81
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-10-14
            • 12946

            #6
            14 years, bullshit.
            you are a solid 4/10 jj, you can bang 6s.
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            • grease lightnin
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-01-12
              • 16015

              #7
              JJ grow a terry bradshaw horseshoe and watch the broads come running to you. I have been saying this for a while--you haven't believed--but what have you got to lose? Give it a shot.
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              • ByeShea
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 06-30-08
                • 8068

                #8
                Originally posted by grease lightnin
                JJ grow a terry bradshaw horseshoe and watch the broads come running to you.
                Greaser is right, work the horseshoe. It's about integrity.
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                • grease lightnin
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-01-12
                  • 16015

                  #9
                  Yes, a man who is in his natural horseshoe state is showing that he has a genuine confidence in himself and his abilities. And confidence, my friend, is the thing that gets you laid.

                  You think Terry Bradshaw has ever had problems getting trim? I promise you he has not.
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                  • Antibet
                    SBR MVP
                    • 10-30-09
                    • 1688

                    #10
                    Jjgold, are you United States citizen? I'll marry you for the Green Card
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                    • cathal2010
                      SBR High Roller
                      • 11-02-10
                      • 116

                      #11
                      Bald people are sexy JJ
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #12
                        move to Caitlyn's compound out near Malibu, he's got a stockpile of gold diggin' trannies hangin around at any given time, clearly in need of some kahk......

                        oh wait, does ass-bangin a decent lookin tranny (not bruce, obviously, but rather one of the younger t-girls accepting bruce's handouts) count as "getting laid?"
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                        • compaqDikk
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-08-05
                          • 5699

                          #13
                          reserrectuteecte the specs too man
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                          • sshz
                            Restricted User
                            • 06-02-15
                            • 575

                            #14
                            It's obvious you just haven't met the right girl yet.........LOL

                            This may help though.......

                            Last edited by sshz; 10-12-15, 11:44 AM.
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                            • zlaroc
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 11-10-14
                              • 125

                              #15
                              Go to a whore house !
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                reserrectuteecte the specs too man
                                surprised this look didn't land him in prison as a convicted child molester.... you don't even need an alleged victim, as any jury would convict him based solely on the psychotic child-molesting way he looks
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                                • innovation
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-27-12
                                  • 6218

                                  #17
                                  you have two hands, I don't want to hear about not getting some strange......
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                                  • TheSchafe
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 12-29-09
                                    • 2143

                                    #18
                                    How can you guys no-sell that rug in that video? Thing is legendary
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388189

                                      #19
                                      fuk BURIED!!!

                                      I threw it out men

                                      I might start wearing light makeup to cover 200 scars
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                                      • Jowframs
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-10-09
                                        • 5124

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Well have not been laid in over 14 years although got closer when I wore a rug

                                        Lets say when wearing $2000 rug I was a +440 dog to get laid but going bald now I am +920 dog
                                        Not True......Lost all my hair....Muff diving.....Don't kid yourself,Woman love Bald men ...more than yo know
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                                        • StackinGreen
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-09-10
                                          • 12140

                                          #21
                                          Can someone post a pic of where they think where hair thinning baldness starts to affect a guy's status, given average qualities otherwise. That is, with awesome personality, extreme confidence and/or cash it doesn't matter, obviously. Is there a stage where girls really "see" it or maybe the question is better put "At what point would a woman mention, "Nah, that guy is balding" as a detracting comment
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                                          • FlipsideRM
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-28-11
                                            • 10518

                                            #22
                                            JJ you should have taken that 10k from east coast to get a hair transplant. Well worth it in the longrun my friend
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                                            • packerd_00
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-22-13
                                              • 17792

                                              #23
                                              You must havea mate or two on SBR you could get as a wingman.
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                                              • ttwarrior1
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 06-23-09
                                                • 28445

                                                #24
                                                come down, ill hook u up, with hair too
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                                                • daneblazer
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 09-14-08
                                                  • 27861

                                                  #25
                                                  Hit the gym hard. Buff bald guys make panties hit the floor like ghetto folk in a drive by. You can either look like vin diesel or Mark Mangino. Your choice
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                                                  • rkelly110
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 10-05-09
                                                    • 39691

                                                    #26


                                                    Go see Rick Harrison in Vegas, star of Pawn stars. He get's laid. That would make a good episode. You walking in
                                                    and asking Rick how to pick up ladies.
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                                                    • pavyracer
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 04-12-07
                                                      • 82556

                                                      #27
                                                      Bets $7500 on -170 ML and loses it but can't figure out how to eat pussy.
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                                                      • KVB
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 05-29-14
                                                        • 74817

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by rkelly110


                                                        Go see Rick Harrison in Vegas, star of Pawn stars. He get's laid. That would make a good episode. You walking in
                                                        and asking Rick how to pick up ladies.

                                                        Contact the right people, this could be done.

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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388189

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                          Bets $7500 on -170 ML and loses it but can't figure out how to eat pussy.
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                                                          • grease lightnin
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-01-12
                                                            • 16015

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by KVB
                                                            Contact the right people, this could be done.


                                                            Yes this is an excellent idea. Could be JJ's jumping off point.
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                                                            • compaqDikk
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 10-08-05
                                                              • 5699

                                                              #31
                                                              2 Kings 2:23–24
                                                              The New International Version
                                                              Elisha Is Jeered

                                                              23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeeredb at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a cursec on them in the named of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
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                                                              • hehfest
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-28-08
                                                                • 7934

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by rkelly110


                                                                Go see Rick Harrison in Vegas, star of Pawn stars. He get's laid. That would make a good episode. You walking in
                                                                and asking Rick how to pick up ladies.

                                                                A fat, bald, pig with a creepy laugh that just happens to have sold his soul ripping people off.....what is he a gypsy? Get this sh*t out of here. It disgraces this forum.
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                                                                • pimike
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 03-23-08
                                                                  • 37139

                                                                  #33
                                                                  JJ , thought you had an asian chick at the casino? You showed us videos. What happened with her?
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                                                                  • pologq
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 10-07-12
                                                                    • 19899

                                                                    #34
                                                                    girls like bald guys but you have to carry the look well with the whole appearance though. it is not just being bald. they like the confidence it shows.
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                                                                    • beefcake
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-26-09
                                                                      • 14029

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                      Well have not been laid in over 14 years although got closer when I wore a rug

                                                                      Lets say when wearing $2000 rug I was a +440 dog to get laid but going bald now I am +920 dog
                                                                      I think theres lots of value on you at +920.Id take a flyer on that...
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