Anyone Advice How To Be A Pimp In Vegas??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Anyone Advice How To Be A Pimp In Vegas??
    Do I need capital?

    I have a car
  • Booya711
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-20-11
    • 27329

    #2
    PIMP is so un PC in 2015 gold..

    We are now called "Hooker Consultants"

    Should be worthy for my 5000 post!
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    • Ratpack
      SBR MVP
      • 02-15-12
      • 4133

      #3
      you need a lot of coke and need to be willing to get your hands dirty
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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #4
        Good call, coach. This is how you will en your drought.
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        • Ted Sheckler
          SBR MVP
          • 01-08-14
          • 1936

          #5
          Contact Big Bear. He's probably asked the same question before.
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          • Kermit
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 09-27-10
            • 32555

            #6
            Take notes JJ.

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            • Plaza23
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-29-13
              • 7392

              #7
              Access to attractive women who are willing to bang complete strangers for money would probably be the biggest hindrance to your operation.
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              • SharpAngles
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 04-15-14
                • 9467

                #8
                Your pimp hand is way to weak gold. Those hoes would have you turning tricks for them within a week
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                • DiggityDaggityDo
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-30-08
                  • 81450

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SharpAngles
                  Your pimp hand is way to weak gold. Those hoes would have you turning tricks for them within a week
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                  • Roadtrip635
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 12-07-10
                    • 6129

                    #10
                    I thought you told us a few years back, that you were pimpin on the side to make some extra cash?



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                    • scumbag
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-02-13
                      • 3504

                      #11
                      my uncle ran an escort service in town for years. ended up doing a couple year bid. evidently they don't give a shit about being a "pimp" - so long as you pay your taxes.

                      as far as gold pimping. if you can't convince of woman to penetrate you - how in the world are you going to convince her to go penetrate others and give you all the money?
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                      • firstclass
                        SBR MVP
                        • 12-10-08
                        • 2653

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SharpAngles
                        Your pimp hand is way to weak gold. Those hoes would have you turning tricks for them within a week
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                        • rkelly110
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 10-05-09
                          • 39691

                          #13
                          Uh, I believe we were without a coach for over a year because of such shenanigans?
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Thanks men

                            Roader I love that photo

                            Kelly remove your post
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                            • recon1
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-13-12
                              • 2579

                              #15
                              It's all about the hat, get a bright colored preferably purple 1930's style hat. everybody will know you mean business and know what bidness you be in.
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                              • Jayvegas420
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-09-11
                                • 28213

                                #16
                                You're definitely living in the wrong neighbourhood Gold!
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                                • SBRMAN23
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-07-11
                                  • 6906

                                  #17
                                  get your pimp hand strong and workout you will be ok JJ you got this
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                                  • spike420211
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 08-16-12
                                    • 135

                                    #18
                                    jj,
                                    There's a revolution in da pimp biz coming a few years down the pike... robotic/cyber hoes.
                                    All you gotta do is drive em to da hotels. They don't shop, get hungry, etc.
                                    Or, open up a massage parlor, they can go 24/7 [w/ brief periods for recharging]
                                    and love your customers long time.
                                    You set da rates, fine-tune the business model...soon, u is da Mac Daddy Gold.

                                    Troll 4Chan [it's an anime forum site] for moar underground info on this exciting new field of endeavor.
                                    Writing code is MUCH more fun than trying to mind-control a bitch.

                                    For now, you'll need patience. And it would be a good time to stockpile on sex lube [4 the droids].

                                    I mean, unless u WANT to open a strip club so you can write off the ultra-loud sound system and the brass poles to the IRS?

                                    Remember what cyber poker did to brick-and-mortar poker...

                                    $pike
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      fuk pimpin, jj..... use my system to rape the dollar slots all over town.........

                                      $45??? I turned it into this just last weekend:
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        and this (off the same fukkin' machine, 25 hours apart, both times just passin thru -- seven total pulls on that "bleedin' money mutha fukka"):
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          fuk pimpin, jj..... use my system to rape the dollar slots all over town.........

                                          $45??? I turned it into this just last weekend:

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                                          • Jayvegas420
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 03-09-11
                                            • 28213

                                            #22
                                            Pimpin' ain't easy
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                                            • JMobile
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-21-10
                                              • 19074

                                              #23
                                              Pimps have real hair on their heads.
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                                              • rkelly110
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 10-05-09
                                                • 39691

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                and this (off the same fukkin' machine, 25 hours apart, both times just passin thru -- seven total pulls on that "bleedin' money mutha fukka"):
                                                Mother in law paid for her cruise on a machine such as this. Raped it for a hour, goes back the next day and raped it again.

                                                I use a system also on slots and have pounded wins such as yours, though far and few between. $285 $1 machine on 3 pulls last week. My system uses machine patterns left by the previous spin, yours?
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