What Would Your First Eecutive Order Be As President of the United States of America?

[Seaweed]

Lets hear it

[FlipsideRM]

Welcome back Seaweed.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

If I was the president
I'd pay my mama's rent,
Free my homies and them.
Bullet proof my chevy doors, lay in the whitehouse and get high lawd,
who ever thought?
Master, take the chains off me.

[RudyRuetigger]

well we have conspiracy theorists about flouride in water

well i would put bud light in place of the water system

[CWD]

mcdonalds breakfast all day was supposed to be on obamas list of things to do when he got elected wtf happened?

[hugh_jorgan]

My first order of business would be to exile anyone dumb enough to elect me President.

[Mr KLC]

Ladies and Gentlemen! On line gambling is now officially legalized in the United States. You may now buy your free plays in the SBR store.

[Jayvegas420]

Grant Beiber full citizenship

[Ra77er]

First order would be to throw the biggest party in US history on the front yard, no one is allowed to work that day or the next and if one single fight breaks out you will get shot and buried in the back yard of the white house. No one can mourn you and the party will continue.

Nudity, drugs, country music, rock n roll, rap, reggae, bieber, 50's classics, jello slip n slide, backgammon tourneys, asian import cars with hot asians, fireworks, softball for the white guys, KFC, 40oz and dice for the brothers......the whole thing boys. Oh and pinata's of course.

[rkelly110]

Set congresses term limits. 2nd one would be no retirement for life after one term. 3rd, no perks. 4th, work
5 days a week just like their constituents and put your vacation days in, not the bullshit of EVERYONE taking
vacation at the same time. 5th, get rid of lobbyists. 6th, if you make a law, take the old one off the books.

[Big Bear]

Lets hear it

I would ban leaf blowers.

I fukking hate those things.

[Ra77er]

Bear are they threatening your job security? Lmao why leaf blowers?

[Jayvegas420]

I sense an air betting joke in
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[Ra77er]

Nothing wrong with leaf blowing. Keeps the yard looking sharp.

[Da Manster!]

First thing I would do is paint the white house burgundy and gold!...HAIL!...

[Big Bear]

Nothing wrong with leaf blowing. Keeps the yard looking sharp.

the noise drives me crazy.

when i go outside i want to hear natural sounds like birds chirping and the wind blowing

i dont want to hear weed eaters and leaf blowers. It seems everyday of the week somebody is using one.

[akphidelt]

Legalize sports betting with instant withdrawals in to your account.

[CWD]

the noise drives me crazy.

when i go outside i want to hear natural sounds like birds chirping and the wind blowing

i dont want to hear weed eaters and leaf blowers. It seems everyday of the week somebody is using one.

they go EVERY day here and all they do is blow the mess across the street at best

and all the dirt and dust into your house

[KVB]

Grant Beiber full citizenship

Can't get rid of him that easy Canadians.

[jjgold]

Eliminate welfare… Allow no minorities ever into the country pretty simple and put an max limit two per household for kids

Utopia then

Out of debt

[smitch124]

the noise drives me crazy.

when i go outside i want to hear natural sounds like birds chirping and the wind blowing

i dont want to hear weed eaters and leaf blowers. It seems everyday of the week somebody is using one.

Just the gas powered ones, they are so loud. Everyone just accepts them but they are the worst! You have my vote.

[Jeffie]

Eliminate welfare… Allow no minorities ever into the country pretty simple and put an max limit two per household for kids

Utopia then

Out of debt

Preach!!

[Big Bear]

Legalize sports betting with instant withdrawals in to your account.

this would help with debt and maybe create jobs?

[Can U Tank It]

Lets hear it

set up pay per view gladiator event pitting trump vs hilliary. proceeds go to planned parenthood.

[Ra77er]

I believe you mean Plant Parenthood

[pavyracer]

Ban Canadians from sport gambling forums that discriminate against US citizens and offer them pizza instead of sportsbook cash.

[Ra77er]

Pavy that is a hiliarious point. All of them are probably Canadian and they just crack up at us. It's okay though one day we will bankrupt the betpoint system and purchase their entire country with their own blimey betpoints. We then get all the hot canadian chicks and the dudes get shipped to greenland.

[grease lightnin]

KVB just shit all over this thread with those Bieber pics

[teaserpleaser]

Free non violent cannabis prisoners....possibly get my self set up for an impeachment as well but whatever

[MeatWad]

Free non violent cannabis prisoners....possibly get my self set up for an impeachment as well but whatever

Reminds me of NAS masterpiece, "If I Ruled the World." Obama actually has the vision and intelligence to make the necessary changes, but unfortunately, the uneducated masses have to be on board before meaningful change occurs. When 1/4 of the world's incarcerated are in a country 1/4 the size of China, the system is broke, and not just cannabis related offenses.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Ban Canadians from sport gambling forums that discriminate against US citizens and offer them pizza instead of sportsbook cash.

Pavy that is a hiliarious point. All of them are probably Canadian and they just crack up at us. It's okay though one day we will bankrupt the betpoint system and purchase their entire country with their own blimey betpoints. We then get all the hot canadian chicks and the dudes get shipped to greenland.

[D Med]

Full citizenship for Angelito!

[jtoler]

Gather up all the remaining Native Americans and relinquish the stolen land back to them that was stolen.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Gather up all the remaining Native Americans and relinquish the stolen land back to them that was stolen.

Where will the poor Oklahomans go??

[teaserpleaser]

Reminds me of NAS masterpiece, "If I Ruled the World." Obama actually has the vision and intelligence to make the necessary changes, but unfortunately, the uneducated masses have to be on board before meaningful change occurs. When 1/4 of the world's incarcerated are in a country 1/4 the size of China, the system is broke, and not just cannabis related offenses.

Preaching to the choir brother nothing worse than private prisons....locking people up for $$ Have you seen cash for kids on netflix? If not I think you would like it