I'm drunk as fuk right next to a humongous truck in a two car garage

[dlunc3]

That's all

[Jimmy Proffett]

penetrate you too bitch call the cops

[uvarunthetable]

Hoppin out with two broken legs, trying to walk it off?

[gauchojake]

[jjgold]

Everybody been drinking tonight hope the kids sobers up for tomorrow

[El Nino]

I'm a kill you and those loud ass mother fukkin' barkin' dogs.

[TheMoneyShot]

Diet Alcoholic Beverages suck so bad. Having one right now.

[beerman2619]

Course Eagle fans getting drunk its almost football season. Another year without a buckin super bowl championship. Cheers Dlunc aka Caityln Jenner.

[FlipsideRM]

and when the cops came through me and dre stood next to a burnt down house

[Ballerholic]

do you have any more cool stories bro?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

With a can full of gas and a hand full of matches, and still weren't found out.

[Big Bear]

Everybody been drinking tonight hope the kids sobers up for tomorrow

Indeed.

Ever wake up the next day and look at your balance and be like WTF happened?

[daneblazer]

Pics or it didn't happen

[Ra77er]

from here on out it's the chronic 2

[Smoke]

I'll choke you with a charelston chew

[Sledge187]

I am kind of hoping Ra77er continues to post more in this thread.

[FlipsideRM]

Startin today, and tomorrows the new

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Chicka Chicka Chicka slim shady.
Hotter than a set of twin babies.

[pavyracer]

That's all

If you were as drunk as you claim you couldn't type and post here. You spelled humongous correctly!

[Jayvegas420]

Pavy's write. You type gooder than a drunk guy.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

In a Mercedes Benz with the windows up.

[Jayvegas420]

Locking up my bike outside the bar.

[Ra77er]

I'm making a mixtape for Sledge.

[Jayvegas420]

Include Luck be a Lady Tonight.


He loves that tune

[SondyR]

If there was one chick id like to penetrate in showbiz it'd be jennifer lopez and puffy you know this
Im sorry i dont give a penetrate if this chick was my own mother id still penetrate her with no rubber and come insider and have a son and a new brotger at the same time and just say that it aint mine

Whats my name

I am slim shady

Im back im back im back im back im back

[trobin31]

Til the temp goes up to da mid 80s

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Callin' men ladies. Sorry Doc, but I been crazy.

[FlipsideRM]

Theres no way that you can save me

[texhooper]

it's ok go with him hayley

[FlipsideRM]

Da-da

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Dada?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Da-da

[paco]

it's ok go with him hayley

anyone see Haley now?

[FlipsideRM]

.

[MoneyLineDawg]

This whole thread's just a bunch of gibberish