i am beginning to think life is supposed to suck now days
IlluminatedOne
SBR Wise Guy
06-27-14
614
#2
I enjoy my job, security manager for a Kohl's dept store. Usually never a dull moment. Pick your head up Bear, life doesn't suck.
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Waterstpub87
SBR MVP
09-09-09
4108
#3
Yea, not so bad as jobs go. Financial Research Analyst.
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#4
Working for other people sucks ....
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YellowCurious
SBR High Roller
10-21-12
176
#5
Having to work sucks. Accounting work. Have hated every job I've ever had. Looking forward to retirement in about 15 years. In the meantime, I gamble to forget that I have to work.
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Arias
Restricted User
08-07-15
3
#6
was working behind the scene in porn industry, now, i moved to another entertainment field, sports-related.
previously worked as a babby sitter.
it's pretty funny, to look back...
& though to work , i know it could be much worse.
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FlipsideRM
SBR Posting Legend
09-28-11
10518
#7
Not bad, I just hate having to be here every damn day.
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#8
Job is good.
Waking up in the morning and sleeping 3-4 hours per night. Definitely not.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#9
Obviously, I enjoy receiving a good BLOW job
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#10
donker you get those at work ?
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#11
hell yes, since I was a kid workin' out on my grandfather's farm (hot chick lived two farm houses down), to law clerkin' (numerous secretaries/legal assistants/paralegals were into this strappin, studly law clerk), to being a lawyer in the law office -- no explanation necessary on this one; hell, had a late nooner hummer just yesterday....... (all on the job fellatio now received exclusively from my wife)
when leaving my so cal law firm to come back to texas in the 90's, a sexy paralegal who's office hours started at 6 a.m. came up and told me, at my going-away drunkfest, that she used to come into my office before everyone else arrived, and sit at my desk and masturbate looking at my photos of me and my then-wife that were on my desk, while fantasizing about having an affair with me and stealing me from my wife....
in the legal profession, on the job fellatio is relatively "low hangin' fruit"
haha.... so easy, and just made me think of a little event just last week for some young lawyer, who was apptd to represent a couple of hookers; he decided it would be a good idea to accept, as his "supplemental" legal fee from one of them, a hummer in the jury room as he was going over her case with her
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Boner_18
SBR Hall of Famer
08-24-08
8301
#12
I love my job. Also a lawyer. Don't get on the job hummers tho.
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SharpAngles
SBR Hall of Famer
04-15-14
9467
#13
The Donk would be enjoying numerous mouth parties regardless of career path chosen. Can't assume all lawyers are the Donk
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#14
I have the best job in the world!
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teaserpleaser
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-14-08
26015
#15
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
I have the best job in the world!
You grow pot too that's the best job in the world other than male porn star? And yes I know shit pay but are we really doing that for the $$$?
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#16
Teaser I like your dildo trophy.
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34116
#17
Daggles I need a new job preferably doing less than I already do
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MoneyLineDawg
SBR Posting Legend
01-01-09
13253
#18
I like my job only because I sit around a couple guys that bullshit about sports all day...Also my direct boss is really cool and laid back which helps..All he cares about is if you get the job done really
Some of the higher ups are real pricks and bust balls about how long people take their breaks and shit like that but they really don't bother with my group much.....Most people in my company don't like it because of that, lots of micro managers
Worst part of my job is the commute which can suck alot sometimes
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Andy117
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-10
9511
#19
Love my job, pharma rep.
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greenhippo
SBR Hall of Famer
02-15-12
9091
#20
Originally posted by teaserpleaser
Working for other people sucks ....
And that's why I'll probably never really be happy.
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AimePor
SBR Hustler
06-14-14
72
#21
i am happy with my job....
don't know if the job is happy with me
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#22
Originally posted by AimePor
i am happy with my job....
don't know if the job is happy with me
thats deep
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OTL
SBR MVP
03-08-10
2433
#23
I do like my job, but like any job it can be stressful at times. I work for a small company, so there isn't any employer sponsoured pension plan (yet), which really sucks. Everything else is great though. There is no micro management, which I love. I am given a budget and can spend within it as I see fit.
What do I do? Warehouse coordinator/purchaser/delivery driver/fleet maintenance for a small but fast growing company. It's pretty neat to have a desk 12 feet away from the CEO of the company.
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capone1899
SBR MVP
06-16-11
1054
#24
Anyone who works for someone else doesn't like their job. The only people I know that like their job, own their own business
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Slipknot26
SBR Hall of Famer
07-17-15
5046
#25
I like my job , manager over 25 engineers at an Automaker.
Sucks when you mess shit up , but failure is a part of being successful.
And no I'm not a micro manager. A successful manager allows you to manage yourself. Or that's how I see it and the philosophy that I have followed. We go over info , detail, etc . But how you do it and time constraints, that's your part to "manage" .
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MoneyLineDawg
SBR Posting Legend
01-01-09
13253
#26
^^ Can't stand micro managers.....If you feel the need to micro manage it means you don't trust yourself to hire the right people
99% of people work much better when there's not some jerkoff hanging from their nuts at every move
If someone isn't getting the job done or is taking advantage of certain things you can have a talk or whatever but no point in micro managing when it's not necessary
One of the Senior VPs at my office is constantly spying on people's lunch break times, constantly analyzes the check in log, and all kinds of other ridiculous shit.......Always says sarcastic and pasive-aggressive comments to people, mostly about time or breaks......like dude you gotta have better shit to do, let the VP's of the departments handle it if a problem arises
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#27
I get paid every day whether I work or not so yes it is great
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capone1899
SBR MVP
06-16-11
1054
#28
Originally posted by Booya711
I get paid every day whether I work or not so yes it is great
So you're on welfare?
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Booya711
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-20-11
27329
#29
Originally posted by capone1899
So you're on welfare?
I make more in an hour than you make in a year guaranteed...you brokedikk
You can't even pay to become pro here FFS
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agendaman
SBR MVP
12-01-11
3735
#30
what job i haven't punched a time clock in 39 yts. used to but quit and became an entrepeneur of sorts rite now draw 2 u.s. gov't checks every mo. and 2 canadian checks every mo. all for doing nothing 24x7x365 ya gotta cheat the graveyard and draw easy money before father time gets ya
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NrmlCurvSurfr
SBR MVP
04-05-10
2896
#31
Originally posted by Auto Donk
hell yes, since I was a kid workin' out on my grandfather's farm (hot chick lived two farm houses down), to law clerkin' (numerous secretaries/legal assistants/paralegals were into this strappin, studly law clerk), to being a lawyer in the law office -- no explanation necessary on this one; hell, had a late nooner hummer just yesterday....... (all on the job fellatio now received exclusively from my wife)
when leaving my so cal law firm to come back to texas in the 90's, a sexy paralegal who's office hours started at 6 a.m. came up and told me, at my going-away drunkfest, that she used to come into my office before everyone else arrived, and sit at my desk and masturbate looking at my photos of me and my then-wife that were on my desk, while fantasizing about having an affair with me and stealing me from my wife....
in the legal profession, on the job fellatio is relatively "low hangin' fruit"
haha.... so easy, and just made me think of a little event just last week for some young lawyer, who was apptd to represent a couple of hookers; he decided it would be a good idea to accept, as his "supplemental" legal fee from one of them, a hummer in the jury room as he was going over her case with her
Ive had my knob slobed on while doing just about every job I've had...best times were delivering pizza during hs/summers, road head and smoking herb...i was driving a new a6 too...crazy fast times...
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NrmlCurvSurfr
SBR MVP
04-05-10
2896
#32
Originally posted by OTL
I do like my job, but like any job it can be stressful at times. I work for a small company, so there isn't any employer sponsoured pension plan (yet), which really sucks. Everything else is great though. There is no micro management, which I love. I am given a budget and can spend within it as I see fit.
What do I do? Warehouse coordinator/purchaser/delivery driver/fleet maintenance for a small but fast growing company. It's pretty neat to have a desk 12 feet away from the CEO of the company.
you hit the jackpot my friend....i was once hired and not too long after I worked very closely with owner and management, really it was just hard work and loyalty and I was in...Crazy part was that I didn't need the job but when you collaborate with the right people you start building something that can evolve into something great...so maybe you aren't no1...no2 just behind a millionaire genius is not a bad position
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#33
Originally posted by capone1899
Anyone who works for someone else doesn't like their job. The only people I know that like their job, own their own business
amen to that.
if u work for someone else you are at the mercy of whoever you work for's personality and their are alot of cheap asshole cocksuckers running businesses.
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#34
Originally posted by NrmlCurvSurfr
Ive had my knob slobed on while doing just about every job I've had...best times were delivering pizza during hs/summers, road head and smoking herb...i was driving a new a6 too...crazy fast times...
who was sucking on your wang while u delivered pizza?
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NrmlCurvSurfr
SBR MVP
04-05-10
2896
#35
Originally posted by Big Bear
who was sucking on your wang while u delivered pizza?
gf in hs, then a few times after hs when she wasn't really my gf...def could have had some miifs that i delivered too as well but I was all about that tip hustle...once that money was in my hand i was speeding down the street to the next one. that a6 wasn't going to pay for itself lol