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  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-18-11
    • 7537

    #1
    Darwin Award Winner for this Holiday weekend
    I have a certain SBR poster in mind this could be and wouldn't be surprised if we've seen the last of his posting.

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    Man shoots off firework from top of his head, dies instantly

    1 hour ago

    CALAIS, Maine (AP) — A 22-year-old man who was drinking and celebrating the Fourth of July tried to launch a firework off the top of his head, killing him instantly, authorities said Sunday.

    Devon Staples and his friends had been drinking and setting off fireworks Saturday night in the backyard of a friend's home in eastern Maine, said Stephen McCausland, a spokesman for the state Department of Public Safety.

    Staples, 22, of Calais, a small city on the Canadian border, placed a reloadable fireworks mortar tube on his head and told his friends he was going to light it, McCausland said. But his friends urged him to stop.

    "Apparently, he thought that was a great idea," McCausland said. "His friends they thought dissuaded him from doing it, and the next thing they knew, he ignited the fireworks and he was killed instantly."

    Staples's brother Cody told the Daily News of New York that he was a few feet away when his brother lit the firework and was the first to come to his side after it exploded.

    "There was no rushing him to the hospital. There was no Devon left when I got there," said 25-year-old Cody Staples, who called it an accident.

    "Devon was not the kind of person who would do something stupid. He was the kind of person who would pretend to do something stupid to make people laugh," he said.

    Staples' death is the first fireworks fatality in Maine since the state legalized fireworks on Jan. 1, 2012, authorities said.

    Lawmakers had voted to repeal a 1949 law banning fireworks, reasoning the industry would create jobs and generate revenue.State fire marshals were also investigating several other Fourth of July fireworks accidents involving injuries in Friendship, Jefferson, Lebanon and Woodstock. They said most of the accidents involved burns and eye injuries.

    In Montana on Saturday, a 32-year-old man was killed at a Billings home in a fireworks accident involving a mortar tube. And in New Jersey, a 52-year-old man blew off a large piece of his left leg below the knee when he set off a tennis-ball sized firework in Leonia.
  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-18-11
    • 7537

    #2
    Oh yeah... and I see where my beloved NY Giants' player JPP tried his best to at least get a Darwin Honorable mention.
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    • Fidel_CashFlow
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-03-12
      • 53970

      #3
      my lord Bites.....
      CNET just did a warning video about this


      Government blows heads off to make you think twice about fireworks


      fast forward to 3:15 to see Devon Staples

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      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-18-11
        • 7537

        #4
        Physics wins EVERY TIME... ^^

        Good vid, Fiddy
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        • GUMMO77
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-23-10
          • 9294

          #5
          All Devon wanted to do was make people laugh, and it cost him his life.
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          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-18-11
            • 7537

            #6
            Originally posted by GUMMO77
            All Devon wanted to do was make people laugh, and it cost him his life.
            He should've just done what jj & tt do to make people laugh: whip out their miniscule weiners.
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            • BrickJames
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 05-05-11
              • 9749

              #7
              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
              my lord Bites.....
              CNET just did a warning video about this


              Government blows heads off to make you think twice about fireworks


              fast forward to 3:15 to see Devon Staples

              Wow, they really managed to take all the fun out of fireworks
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                local health department and state officials here sent me a letter putting me on notice re: a somewhat related problem, due to women being injured in DonkLand (mostly eye injuries, some "bruising" in certain areas).....

                said I'd longer be able to "shoot off" within the city limits without providing adequate warning to female visitors to DL about the power generated by, well, to be non-graphic about it, my family jewels......
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                • rkelly110
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 10-05-09
                  • 39691

                  #9
                  Lighting that mortar off the top of head would've worked if he put the mortar in right side up.

                  I helped light mortars this week end. We had 3 set up, with 3 guys loading and lighting. I almost got blown
                  up twice when two of the guys put them in upside down.
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                  • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-08-14
                    • 14988

                    #10
                    When I saw the thread title I knew it would be this story.

                    I wonder if his friends will shoot fireworks next year?

                    Hopefully they will stick to firing their weapons in the air which poses a danger to others but not themselves.
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                    • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-08-14
                      • 14988

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BrickJames
                      Wow, they really managed to take all the fun out of fireworks
                      I thought everything they did in that video looked way more fun than simply shooting them into the air.
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                      • BrickJames
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 05-05-11
                        • 9749

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
                        I thought everything they did in that video looked way more fun than simply shooting them into the air.
                        It was too controlled, the possibility of losing an arm is half the fun.
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                        • boeing power
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 03-23-10
                          • 9698

                          #13
                          I immediately thought this was the "fcuk the gators" guy from Texas.

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                          • dfish
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-17-10
                            • 2730

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                            He should've just done what jj & tt do to make people laugh: whip out their miniscule weiners.
                            or the spreadsheet
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