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  • Sledge187
    SBR MVP
    • 04-25-08
    • 3722

    #1
    It Hurts When I Pee Lately
    Should I be worried?
  • JohnnyD4916
    SBR MVP
    • 04-14-10
    • 1572

    #2
    No it happens
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    • Courtesywipe
      SBR MVP
      • 09-02-11
      • 1623

      #3
      Checkout the Frank Zappa song from the 70's (why does it hurt when I per) all your questions will be answered!
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      • daneblazer
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 09-14-08
        • 27861

        #4
        Drink more water
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        • Big Bear
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 11-01-11
          • 43253

          #5
          go get tested
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          • actiondan
            SBR MVP
            • 10-16-10
            • 3465

            #6
            Rub some dirt on it
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            • Vinnie Paz
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-27-12
              • 12177

              #7
              Guys this is nothing to joke over.
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              • Dirty Sanchez
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-01-10
                • 16031

                #8
                Originally posted by Sledge187
                Should I be worried?
                You're a Pro...grow up...act like it
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                • seaborneq
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-08-06
                  • 22556

                  #9
                  Drink all water.
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                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-18-11
                    • 7537

                    #10
                    Cast & sling best way to go

                    Have Shari & donk be the 1st ones to sign it

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                    • Jayvegas420
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-09-11
                      • 28213

                      #11
                      Talk to Seaweed.
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                      • Big Bear
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-01-11
                        • 43253

                        #12
                        Originally posted by actiondan
                        Rub some dirt on it
                        Jake Peavy puts icey hot on his jock strap before every start.

                        he says he wants to be as uncomfortable as possible on the mound while he is dealing.
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                        • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-18-11
                          • 7537

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                          Jake Peavy puts icey hot on his jock strap before every start.

                          he says he wants to be as uncomfortable as possible on the mound while he is dealing.
                          This technique makes him run like God in SBR poker, too
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                          • Big Bear
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-01-11
                            • 43253

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sledge187
                            Should I be worried?
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                            • Booya711
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-20-11
                              • 27329

                              #15
                              Shit happens when you fukk seaweed...
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                nah..... let it go

                                dunk it in some poontang, thereby handing it off to someone else

                                cranberry juice or azo tablets.....

                                if yellow gunk that looks like snot comes out, contact wussywaves, he probably still has some antibiotics left over from his adventure at the Bash.........
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                                • YellowCurious
                                  SBR High Roller
                                  • 10-21-12
                                  • 176

                                  #17
                                  You could have a urinary tract infection. Drink a bottle of cranberry juice.
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                                  • TheMoneyShot
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 02-14-07
                                    • 28672

                                    #18
                                    I remember doing that young nurse in Windsor Canada years ago... went in her bareback naturally. She constantly squirted everywhere when we were having sex. I'm sure some of her squirt juice went up my wee hole. Causing bacteria infection. Or maybe STD who really knows? Regardless, point is.... couldn't pee straight for a long time... got me worried. It was annoying... it wasn't a major burn... but it wasn't normal. A month later... got a common cold... doctor gave me Amoxicillin for 10 days... cold went away... and oddly enough the pissing sideways stopped... and also that odd burn issue. Never had a problem since... and that was about 4 years ago.
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                      I remember doing that young nurse in Windsor Canada years ago... went in her bareback naturally. She constantly squirted everywhere when we were having sex. I'm sure some of her squirt juice went up my wee hole. Causing bacteria infection. Or maybe STD who really knows? Regardless, point is.... couldn't pee straight for a long time... got me worried. It was annoying... it wasn't a major burn... but it wasn't normal. A month later... got a common cold... doctor gave me Amoxicillin for 10 days... cold went away... and oddly enough the pissing sideways stopped... and also that odd burn issue. Never had a problem since... and that was about 4 years ago.
                                      "wee hole"? you get a lot of pussy for a ten-year old.....

                                      that "slight burn" was what we adults call chlamydia.....

                                      I have had many a "gusher" do the same to my tool, and never had any burn whatsoever......

                                      at a minimum, even if not officially chlamydia, you had "non-gonnocochal urethritus..... a cover-all term for various bacterial infections caught from bad pussy.....
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                                      • TheMoneyShot
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 02-14-07
                                        • 28672

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                        "wee hole"? you get a lot of pussy for a ten-year old.....

                                        that "slight burn" was what we adults call chlamydia.....

                                        I have had many a "gusher" do the same to my tool, and never had any burn whatsoever......

                                        at a minimum, even if not officially chlamydia, you had "non-gonnocochal urethritus..... a cover-all term for various bacterial infections caught from bad pussy.....
                                        All I'm saying is... I never had a squirter before... and I never had an issue in pissing before until that girl. It was different... unusual... never experienced that before. Chick was hot... so I said what the heck.

                                        I wouldn't say it was a "burn".... it was just weird. Like it wasn't a natural piss. But my point is... take some Amox... and it might go away. I never had a problem after that. Magic Amox Pills.
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