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  • AchillesTG
    SBR MVP
    • 07-19-13
    • 1648

    #1
    What's Bugging You Friday?
    I love waking at 5:30 AM each morning only to find that the wife has used my razor on her arm pitts!

    The razor is clogged and there is nasty hair laying in the sink.

    God Bless America!
  • TheGoldenGoose
    SBR MVP
    • 11-27-12
    • 3745

    #2
    You should always have extra razors hidden. Marriage 101.
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    • Ted Sheckler
      SBR MVP
      • 01-08-14
      • 1936

      #3
      Nothing worse than seeing the tub floor with little hairs caked in there from her vag/pits/legs shaving.
      Well maybe there's worse things, but makes me sick when I turn the water on and have to rub my feet over it to remove the hairs. Would rather her just stay hairy then deal with that.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        nothing other than being broke

        cops got busted in Baltwhich makes the day
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          Originally posted by Ted Sheckler
          Nothing worse than seeing the tub floor with little hairs caked in there from her vag/pits/legs shaving.
          Well maybe there's worse things, but makes me sick when I turn the water on and have to rub my feet over it to remove the hairs. Would rather her just stay hairy then deal with that.
          Goony-goo-goo..... what you get for marrying a sasquatch.........

          back when i was single I went through a phase, after eating a hundred or so different pussies all slick as a baby's bottom, of actually craving a big fckin' hairy pussy to eat....... had to have the girl I started seriously dating grown that muff out to satisfy this urge.....
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          • Ted Sheckler
            SBR MVP
            • 01-08-14
            • 1936

            #6
            Originally posted by Auto Donk
            Goony-goo-goo..... what you get for marrying a sasquatch.........

            back when i was single I went through a phase, after eating a hundred or so different pussies all slick as a baby's bottom, of actually craving a big fckin' hairy pussy to eat....... had to have the girl I started seriously dating grown that muff out to satisfy this urge.....

            Well luckily we're not married, since we don't believe we need a piece of paper to tell us what we are. So I could just leave her tomorrow if she doesn't start shaving everyday and hope that there isn't a law that says we've lived together over 10 years and she gets my cars.
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            • gauchojake
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 09-17-10
              • 34116

              #7
              I could care less about the hair in the tub, it's the fact that my nice sharp razor now feels like I'm shaving with a broken beer bottle.
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              • AchillesTG
                SBR MVP
                • 07-19-13
                • 1648

                #8
                Originally posted by gauchojake
                I could care less about the hair in the tub, it's the fact that my nice sharp razor now feels like I'm shaving with a broken beer bottle.
                I actually feel that one, LOL!
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                • AchillesTG
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-19-13
                  • 1648

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheGoldenGoose
                  You should always have extra razors hidden. Marriage 101.
                  LOL, I hide them all over the place! She finds each and every one! Even though, I buy her the "Lady Schick", she still uses mine.
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                  • Big Bear
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-01-11
                    • 43253

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    nothing other than being broke

                    cops got busted in Baltwhich makes the day
                    being broke is wiggin me out bruh
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #11
                      yep, many a night i've eaten freshly shaved pussy and while doing so absolutely knew in the back of my mind my wife had forewent using her crappy disposable razors --- those sides and mound were just too fckin' smooth to have been done by a disposable -- and decided to use my hi-dollar blades to prep up for the evenings events..... And knew, in the back of my mind, i'd have nicks/cuts the following morning while shaving due to the abuse pussy-hair lays down on a good blade......

                      Oh well, it's worth it!
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                      • PAULYPOKER
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-06-08
                        • 36581

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ted Sheckler


                        Well luckily we're not married, since we don't believe we need a piece of paper to tell us what we are. So I could just leave her tomorrow if she doesn't start shaving everyday and hope that there isn't a law that says we've lived together over 10 years and she gets my cars.
                        7 years of living/sharing expenses with someone of "opposite sex" gets the same legal treatment of rights in court as an actual marital divorce..
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                        • Ted Sheckler
                          SBR MVP
                          • 01-08-14
                          • 1936

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                          7 years of living/sharing expenses with someone of "opposite sex" gets the same legal treatment of rights in court as an actual marital divorce..



                          FUKKKK, maybe I'll introduce her to meth if it's falling apart, then she'll hopefully just forget about the whole thing and wont take any cars.
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                          • compaqDikk
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-08-05
                            • 5699

                            #14
                            I am in a losing streak of 19 years. I am 47 years old and have weight issues and it turns girls off.
                            I get tired of wacking off in showers and alleys. Even fat chicks turn me down
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #15
                              Lol
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                              • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-08-14
                                • 14988

                                #16
                                Get a straight razor.

                                She will not use that on armpits.

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                                • chipper
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-07-10
                                  • 1994

                                  #17
                                  I feel your pain... I HATE seeing MY razor in the shower when I ONLY use it at the sink!
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                                  • Big Bear
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-01-11
                                    • 43253

                                    #18
                                    life is good

                                    no complaints
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