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  • El Nino
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-03-12
    • 18426

    #1
    Call in Sick Today
    If you go into work today, you're a fukkin'

    Day baseball
    Masters

  • El Nino
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-03-12
    • 18426

    #2
    jj will write you a note:

    To whom it may concern, (Never fukkin' heard of ya)

    Poster (Insert Name) was absent from work on 04/09/15 due to moderate IBS and EXTREME flatulance. He has been prescribed some beano and should be good by Monday.

    -jjgold MD Mother Fukker
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    • Seaweed
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-19-12
      • 26318

      #3
      Go to work you bum
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      • tony_come
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-31-10
        • 21695

        #4
        I'm all alone in my hotel room
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        • Seaweed
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 01-19-12
          • 26318

          #5
          Originally posted by tony_come
          I'm all alone in my hotel room
          Tony do not disturb
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          • shaunovery
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-15-07
            • 18143

            #6
            I'll be working all day

            have mlb.tv on mobile and golf on sky at the same time
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            • BIGDAY
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 02-17-10
              • 48245

              #7
              Agreed.

              In fact, I meet the same pal for a late lunch/happy hour this day every day.

              Great day.
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              • El Nino
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-03-12
                • 18426

                #8
                BIGDAY gets it.
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                • Mase of Base
                  SBR MVP
                  • 07-24-12
                  • 3622

                  #9
                  To be honest even if I had the day off I'd rather be at work than watch golf for a day.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    working

                    nursing assistant
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                    • d2bets
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 08-10-05
                      • 39995

                      #11
                      Originally posted by El Nino
                      If you go into work today, you're a fukkin'

                      Day baseball
                      Masters

                      Wait until tomorrow.
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                      • Smoke
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-09-09
                        • 48111

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tony_come
                        I'm all alone in my hotel room
                        Toniest look under the bed
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                        • Booya711
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-20-11
                          • 27329

                          #13
                          Originally posted by El Nino
                          If you go into work today, you're a fukkin'

                          Day baseball
                          Masters

                          pretty sure most of the peeps on the forum that if they go to work today, they will be cooking s....let alone being one
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                          • BIGDAY
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 02-17-10
                            • 48245

                            #14
                            Just confirmed my "meeting". It's more of a "business" lunch/happy hour...
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                            • Booya711
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-20-11
                              • 27329

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BIGDAY
                              Just confirmed my "meeting". It's more of a "business" lunch/happy hour...
                              I have an all day meeting at Twin Peaks in SA
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                              • stealthyburrito
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-12-09
                                • 21562

                                #16
                                Originally posted by El Nino
                                jj will write you a note:

                                To whom it may concern, (Never fukkin' heard of ya)

                                Poster (Insert Name) was absent from work on 04/09/15 due to moderate IBS and EXTREME flatulance. He has been prescribed some beano and should be good by Monday.

                                -jjgold MD Mother Fukker
                                how the f did you steal my template
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                                • El Nino
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-03-12
                                  • 18426

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BIGDAY
                                  Just confirmed my "meeting". It's more of a "business" lunch/happy hour...
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                                  • El Nino
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 05-03-12
                                    • 18426

                                    #18
                                    Mets is the play for the early game.
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                                    • boeing power
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 03-23-10
                                      • 9698

                                      #19
                                      Nice drinks Nino.

                                      Are you at a bachelorette party?
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                                      • El Nino
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-03-12
                                        • 18426

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by boeing power
                                        Nice drinks Nino.

                                        Are you at a bachelorette party?
                                        boeing, NO! I don't drink tomato juice. I can imagine BIGDAY sitting around pounding those and slapping guys on the back. Claiming it as a "business" lunch.
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                                        • bigtymer56
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-31-12
                                          • 4742

                                          #21
                                          Baseball and golf? What a waste of a sick day.
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