What Are Some Words You Frequently Blurt Out During Sex?

[Seaweed]

I know a lot of posters have sex after a tough loss and are looking to take out their frustration, their joy, or calm their nerves.

Some posters really are vocal in bed

Words I use:

"Do you feel it?"

"Am I a winner?!" Usually scream that really loud.

"This is so worth it"


What about you guys?

[boeing power]

"Take your teeth out seaweed's granny."

[Seaweed]

"Take your teeth out seaweed's granny."

Uncalled for and unprofessional

[Russian Rocket]

I know a lot of posters have sex after a tough loss and are looking to take out their frustration, their joy, or calm their nerves.

Some posters really are vocal in bed

Words I use:

What about you guys?

we know Seaweed...we know

[boeing power]

we know Seaweed...we know

[Smoke]

we know Seaweed...we know

[Seaweed]

Unreal

[Seaweed]

Guess nobody has sex here then..

[compaqDikk]

Guess nobody has sex here then..

sex is dirty man. come on, get with the fukkin program sir

[Slanina]

Holy zebra kittens. It works well. Try it.

[Seaweed]

sex is dirty man. come on, get with the fukkin program sir

How??

[Seaweed]

Holy zebra kittens. It works well. Try it.

Best one yet

[YorkHunt]

[Russian Rocket]

Guess nobody has sex here then..

[Seaweed]

Wtf???

[Russian Rocket]

Wtf???

study this shit over night - I wanna hear you sing this shit tomorrow like a bird

[Robber]

The giant cometh

Brady is a homo

Stuff like that

[eidolon]

"Do you enjoy having a pink sock?"

[Seaweed]

Pink sock?

[TDKJET1717]

jesus, get the fk off this message board.

nobody says awkward things during sex if you are doing it right.

[Seaweed]

jesus, get the fk off this message board.

nobody says awkward things during sex if you are doing it right.

How do you know if you're doing it right?

Plus, they don't have to be awkward things. Are you inferrring that you are silent during intercourse?

[allang198]

Baby do you want to smoke a pink cigar?

Would you like a pearl necklace?

Do you want me to pot the pink or the brown?

[daneblazer]

The Flying Camel: "As your gal is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees. You very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then proceed to flap your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move."

[Petey Wheatstraw]

I hope it don't hit the keyboard.

[Boner_18]

I stay as quiet as possible. Don't want to wake my mother upstairs.

[actiondan]

Mostly racial slurs

[Booya711]

Saloon this shit

[Auto Donk]

"Do you enjoy having a pink sock?"

anal prolapse from over use of one's rectum as a ccck deposit is not a joking matter.........

now, an Alabama Hot Pocket? that's funny..........

[Auto Donk]

as for the original question..... a favorite of mine, as I have her head pinned down on the mattress with my foot, while positioned up and behind her somewhat doggy style, is to yell out "NOW TELL ME WHAT A FUKIN WHORE YOU ARE!!!!!"

not surprisingly, they love tellin' me what a f'n whore they are....

[Kermit]

"America"

[cashin81]

anal prolapse from over use of one's rectum as a ccck deposit is not a joking matter.........

now, an Alabama Hot Pocket? that's funny..........

oh god

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cheesy+Alabama+Hot+Pocket

[Russian Rocket]

oh god
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ama+Hot+Pocket

[cashin81]

i need a shit.
must find a vagina.
back later.

[Auto Donk]

AHP's are best utilized when you know the woman you're dating is seeing other men..... when you have a woman playin' you, as in she's available only Friday night, yet you know she's goin' out sat night.... drop a hot pocket on her early saturday morning, while she's still hungover and doesn't really know what's goin' on.......... then bolt, and let her "saturday night man" deal with the aftermath.........

come to think of it, the guy in my avatar was actually simulating an AHP.......... sending a message to her that "you best not keep seein' that other dude behind my back....."

[Russian Rocket]

AHP's are best utilized when you know the woman you're dating is seeing other men..... when you have a woman playin' you, as in she's available only Friday night, yet you know she's goin' out sat night.... drop a hot pocket on her early saturday morning, while she's still hungover and doesn't really know what's goin' on.......... then bolt, and let her "saturday night man" deal with the aftermath.........

come to think of it, the guy in my avatar was actually simulating an AHP.......... sending a message to her that "you best not keep seein' that other dude behind my back....."