need a list of christmas movies

[thetrinity]

have a bunch of family coming in this weekend (saturday).

for some reason, I have been nominated to put together a list of Christmas movies for them to watch while I go watch sports

I would prefer movies that are not common movies you would think of at Christmas time, any rating is ok, I think 3 will be enough, they are going to watch them after dinner Saturday night.

[Ted Sheckler]

Bad Santa...some family may be offended, if they are women or queers.
Christmas Vacation is the obvious choice.
Reindeer games if you want to see some incest.
Elf.

[Gary Busey]

Die Hard

[Itsamazing777]

Christmas magic

[Itsamazing777]

The ones with peter falk are good

[Bostongambler]

Jaws

[Auto Donk]

the kids and I generally heat up some egg nog, kick back and watch a few of these classics:



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I couldn't find a photo of it, but "Naughty or Nice, She's Getting It Twice" is also one of our yuletide classics we always watch together as a family.

AND, to show I am sensitive to alternative lifestyles like those undertaken by Bobby Waves, and at his request, here is his favorite xmas time movie:

[Kermit]

The Ref with Denis Leary and Kevin Spacey is an underrated very funny Christmas movie.

[Ted Sheckler]

the kids and I generally heat up some egg nog, kick back and watch a few of these classics:

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I couldn't find a photo of it, but "Naughty or Nice, She's Getting It Twice" is also one of our yuletide classics we always watch together as a family.

AND, to show I am sensitive to alternative lifestyles like those undertaken by Bobby Waves, and at his request, here is his favorite xmas time movie:

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Doesn't surprise me at all to hear you say that. You and you're kids watching porn and drinking, then performing the aristocrats on each other. not shocking one bit. When was the first time your son got out of line and you showed that bitch a lesson by sticking something somewhere it didn't belong?

[Auto Donk]

Doesn't surprise me at all to hear you say that. You and you're kids watching porn and drinking, then performing the aristocrats on each other. not shocking one bit. When was the first time your son got out of line and you showed that bitch a lesson by sticking something somewhere it didn't belong?

hey!!!!!!!!!! why the fck would he have to get outta line to receive daddy's gift?!?!?!!?

[Ted Sheckler]

hey!!!!!!!!!! why the fck would he have to get outta line to receive daddy's gift?!?!?!!?

I thought that's how it always started. I didn't realize that it's 315 in the PM and you're sitting there with a cooler in the living room drinking Budweiser in the recliner, Cops marathon on the TV, hand down the pants, tugging on your prick. You hear the bus stop out front, you think nothing of it. Kid walks in, shows you his report card, straight A's and 2 smiley stickers for making fun of the colored folk....And then it begins.

I had pictured it all going down differently.

[Auto Donk]

I thought that's how it always started. I didn't realize that it's 315 in the PM and you're sitting there with a cooler in the living room drinking Budweiser in the recliner, Cops marathon on the TV, hand down the pants, tugging on your prick. You hear the bus stop out front, you think nothing of it. Kid walks in, shows you his report card, straight A's and 2 smiley stickers for making fun of the colored folk....And then it begins.

I had pictured it all going down differently.

they don't give it letter grades in kindergarten, dumbass.........

[Ted Sheckler]

they don't give it letter grades in kindergarten, dumbass.........

Forgive me for thinking your 9 year old was in 3rd grade....Shoulda known better if he was taking after daddy.

[Auto Donk]

Ted, i need to be serious with you for a moment........ I was married for 13 years to a licensed mental health professional who helped adults who were abused as kids, and having heard all of her shop talk, and knowing a few things myself, and now seeing the specific nature of your post, in which you are unfortunately reliving what happened to you, trying to get it out, in essence a cry for help resulting from that experience you cannot get out of your mind from your childhood....... so sad that you can even remember the two "smiley-faced" stars you had on that report card, but your mean ol daddy ass-raped you anyway...... ahhh.... just horrible...... however, there is hope for u:

call 1-866-FOR-LIGHT (866-367-5444) for the NATIONAL hotline created to deal with people such as yourself, who are harboring horrid memories of abuse at the hands of adults when they were kids.... your cry for help can be answered. Good luck and God Speed............

[recon1]

It's a Wonderful life, National Lampoons Christmas and a wildcard movie or die hard.

[GUMMO77]

The Ref with Denis Leary and Kevin Spacey is an underrated very funny Christmas movie.

Yes!

[packerd_00]

A Christmas Carol with Alistar Sim.

[Kermit]

I guess Gremlins could be considered a Christmas movie.

[Ted Sheckler]

Ted, i need to be serious with you for a moment........ I was married for 13 years to a licensed mental health professional who helped adults who were abused as kids, and having heard all of her shop talk, and knowing a few things myself, and now seeing the specific nature of your post, in which you are unfortunately reliving what happened to you, trying to get it out, in essence a cry for help resulting from that experience you cannot get out of your mind from your childhood....... so sad that you can even remember the two "smiley-faced" stars you had on that report card, but your mean ol daddy ass-raped you anyway...... ahhh.... just horrible...... however, there is hope for u:

call 1-866-FOR-LIGHT (866-367-5444) for the NATIONAL hotline created to deal with people such as yourself, who are harboring horrid memories of abuse at the hands of adults when they were kids.... your cry for help can be answered. Good luck and God Speed............

Did ya hack the bitch up and bury her out back? Keep her midsection on ice and thaw it out around valentines day and use it for your pleasure before freezing it again til next year? Expected your wife to just plod around the house like that fat kunt honey boo boo's mom.

Called the number, they wanted .99 cents a minute, please refer to a free one that I can call and chat with, always love talking to people that think they know what's going on.

[Kermit]

Scrooged isn't too bad. I kind of always thought of Trading Places as a Christmas movie too.

[packerd_00]

Scrooged isn't too bad. I kind of always thought of Trading Places as a Christmas movie too.

Oh the one with Bill Murray

[packerd_00]

Christmas Story will always be a classic aswell.

[TheMoneyShot]

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

I don't even think the writers thought it would of eventually been a holiday classic?

[Kermit]

Christmas Story will always be a classic aswell.

I met Zack Ward(He plated the bully Scut Farkus) a few weeks ago. He said that he was originally supposed to play the role of Grover Dill, the bully's sidekick. The directer looked back and forth at each of them recognizing the height difference and said "You two are switching scripts"

Guy is really down to earth and very funny. He has also been in a ton of movies and TV shows.

[Kermit]

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

I don't even think the writers thought it would of eventually been a holiday classic?

That is my wife's favorite movie and she also collects Hallmark ornaments. The first Hallmark ornament that was made for Christmas Vacation came out in 2009 and it was Cousin Eddie's RV. Guess which one she never bought for some reason? Yeah, the one turned out to be one of the most expensive Hallmark ornaments ever.

[captrobey]

A Christmas Story , Elf , and of course

[capone1899]

Home Alone 1 & 2, Elf , Christmas Vacation, Deck the Halls, Christmas With the Kranks, The Santa Clause 1 & 2, A Christmas Story, and Dr Seuss How The Grinch Stole Christmas should be a good start

[packerd_00]

I met Zack Ward(He plated the bully Scut Farkus) a few weeks ago. He said that he was originally supposed to play the role of Grover Dill, the bully's sidekick. The directer looked back and forth at each of them recognizing the height difference and said "You two are switching scripts"

Guy is really down to earth and very funny. He has also been in a ton of movies and TV shows.

Oh sweet,yeah looking back at the movie,it wouldn't have made much sense having Zac playing the crummy little toadie.

Where did you meet him.

[tony_come]

Bay watch

[bigtymer56]

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[Itsamazing777]

A Christmas Carol with Alistar Sim.

One of my favs since I was a kid.