What Weapon Do You Keep In Your Room For Protection?

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  • Seaweed
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    What Weapon Do You Keep In Your Room For Protection?
    And where do you keep it?


    I have a hammer under my mattress just incase
  • Fidel_CashFlow
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-03-12
    • 53970

    #2
    be careful with hammers Seaweed.

    nailed my thumb with a hammer the other night and took a pic of the swelling
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    • Seaweed
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-19-12
      • 26318

      #3
      That's disgusting! I hope your nail comes back. My grandma always says to suck on the swelling gently, maybe you should try it?
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      • ArchieBunker
        SBR MVP
        • 02-21-11
        • 1512

        #4
        Seaweed you scared a female might enter your bedroom and take advantage of you
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43558

          #5
          baseball bat; aluminum; 32" Easton...... right under my side of the bed.

          this despite having in the house what the feds would call a "full-blown aresenal" if I happened to ever go on a killing spree across town.... have a 7mm mag, .308, several 12 guages, a .410, a .243 rifle, and even a few .22's.......

          I don't wanna shoot a nig ga, i wanna bash his f'n brains in if he has the audacity to enter the sanctity of my home......... and no, i'm not a racist, I equally wanna bash in the head of any white trash methed up cracker, filthy mescin, coked-up chink, dirty camel jockey, or anyone else who comes into my house unwanted........

          but local crime stats tell me it'll be a brutha
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43558

            #6
            I'm pretty sure this is what seaweed was referring to when he spoke of keeping a hammer under his mattress.....

            http://www.toymakerproject.com/hammer/


            Originally, I thought the following was definitely more up Seaweed's alley -- "back alley" to be exact -- but then I realized it probably doesn't fit under his mattress:

            Explore what makes a sex machine unsafe or of poor quality and what you should look for when purchasing one. See sex machine reviews.
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            • Kermit
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              • 09-27-10
              • 32555

              #7
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              • Smoke
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-09-09
                • 48111

                #8
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                • Snowball
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 11-15-09
                  • 30064

                  #9
                  in bedroom ?

                  sword and machete.
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                  • itchypickle
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-05-09
                    • 21452

                    #10
                    12 Gauge SP with 2 slugs followed by a buckshot round in case I need to spray a second intruder as he runs out the door after seeing his homie get dropped in the doorway.
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                    • Let's Go Rangers
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 03-18-12
                      • 8918

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                      That's disgusting! I hope your nail comes back. My grandma always says to suck on the swelling gently, maybe you should try it?
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                      • pronk
                        Restricted User
                        • 11-22-08
                        • 6887

                        #12
                        Aluminum slingshot "catapull" is my weapon of choice. Nothing beats 120 MPH rock silently smashing into intruders skull.
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                        • JMobile
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-21-10
                          • 19074

                          #13
                          A pic of JJ
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                          • CountNo_Account
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-04-12
                            • 3410

                            #14
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                            • OTL
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-08-10
                              • 2433

                              #15
                              Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.

                              Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
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                              • Auto Donk
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43558

                                #16
                                Originally posted by OTL
                                Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.

                                Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
                                can u send my you're home address please, I prefer invading easy targets, less chance of gettin shot......
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CountNo_Account
                                  you're letting them off easy........... LUBRICATED???? FCK THAT, I prefer ass-fcking unwanted invaders with UNLUBRICATED magnums......
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                                  • Big Bear
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-01-11
                                    • 43253

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                    baseball bat; aluminum; 32" Easton...... right under my side of the bed.

                                    this despite having in the house what the feds would call a "full-blown aresenal" if I happened to ever go on a killing spree across town.... have a 7mm mag, .308, several 12 guages, a .410, a .243 rifle, and even a few .22's.......

                                    I don't wanna shoot a nig ga, i wanna bash his f'n brains in if he has the audacity to enter the sanctity of my home......... and no, i'm not a racist, I equally wanna bash in the head of any white trash methed up cracker, filthy mescin, coked-up chink, dirty camel jockey, or anyone else who comes into my house unwanted........

                                    but local crime stats tell me it'll be a brutha
                                    interesting... i got a AR15 tucked under the bed and baseball bat incase i run out of bullets
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                                    • Big Bear
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-01-11
                                      • 43253

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by OTL
                                      Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.

                                      Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
                                      get yourself a German Shepherd those armes thugs wont stand a chance
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                                      • Big Bear
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 11-01-11
                                        • 43253

                                        #20
                                        Shepherds are unique and they wont give away their position to an intruder

                                        they have the wait and see approach...

                                        let u get real close before going for your juggular
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                                        • thechaoz
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-23-09
                                          • 12154

                                          #21
                                          Glock .40
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                                          • GUMMO77
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-23-10
                                            • 9294

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow


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                                            • gauchojake
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 09-17-10
                                              • 34117

                                              #23
                                              .45
                                              12 gauge
                                              bat
                                              knives
                                              pepper spray
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                                              • rkelly110
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 10-05-09
                                                • 39691

                                                #24
                                                They were saying on TV the other day about using wasp and hornet spray for home defense for people who
                                                don't have guns, have small kids or don't want to hurt the poor intruder.

                                                The spray shoots 20 ft. Aim for the eyes. It will blind them and they will have to go to the hospital to get an antidote.

                                                I have a hard plastic shovel handle by the bed, the next room over, has all the guns, oh and a dog.
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                                                • The Kraken
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 12-25-11
                                                  • 28918

                                                  #25
                                                  A phone, two dogs and my wife as a shield if anyone starts shooting
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