What Weapon Do You Keep In Your Room For Protection?
And where do you keep it?
I have a hammer under my mattress just incase
Fidel_CashFlow
SBR Aristocracy
12-03-12
53970
#2
be careful with hammers Seaweed.
nailed my thumb with a hammer the other night and took a pic of the swelling
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Seaweed
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01-19-12
26318
#3
That's disgusting! I hope your nail comes back. My grandma always says to suck on the swelling gently, maybe you should try it?
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ArchieBunker
SBR MVP
02-21-11
1512
#4
Seaweed you scared a female might enter your bedroom and take advantage of you
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#5
baseball bat; aluminum; 32" Easton...... right under my side of the bed.
this despite having in the house what the feds would call a "full-blown aresenal" if I happened to ever go on a killing spree across town.... have a 7mm mag, .308, several 12 guages, a .410, a .243 rifle, and even a few .22's.......
I don't wanna shoot a nig ga, i wanna bash his f'n brains in if he has the audacity to enter the sanctity of my home......... and no, i'm not a racist, I equally wanna bash in the head of any white trash methed up cracker, filthy mescin, coked-up chink, dirty camel jockey, or anyone else who comes into my house unwanted........
but local crime stats tell me it'll be a brutha
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#6
I'm pretty sure this is what seaweed was referring to when he spoke of keeping a hammer under his mattress.....
Originally, I thought the following was definitely more up Seaweed's alley -- "back alley" to be exact -- but then I realized it probably doesn't fit under his mattress:
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Kermit
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09-27-10
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#7
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Smoke
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10-09-09
48111
#8
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Snowball
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11-15-09
30064
#9
in bedroom ?
sword and machete.
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itchypickle
SBR Posting Legend
11-05-09
21452
#10
12 Gauge SP with 2 slugs followed by a buckshot round in case I need to spray a second intruder as he runs out the door after seeing his homie get dropped in the doorway.
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Let's Go Rangers
SBR Hall of Famer
03-18-12
8918
#11
Originally posted by Seaweed
That's disgusting! I hope your nail comes back. My grandma always says to suck on the swelling gently, maybe you should try it?
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pronk
Restricted User
11-22-08
6887
#12
Aluminum slingshot "catapull" is my weapon of choice. Nothing beats 120 MPH rock silently smashing into intruders skull.
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JMobile
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08-21-10
19074
#13
A pic of JJ
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CountNo_Account
SBR MVP
12-04-12
3410
#14
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OTL
SBR MVP
03-08-10
2433
#15
Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.
Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#16
Originally posted by OTL
Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.
Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
can u send my you're home address please, I prefer invading easy targets, less chance of gettin shot......
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#17
Originally posted by CountNo_Account
you're letting them off easy........... LUBRICATED???? FCK THAT, I prefer ass-fcking unwanted invaders with UNLUBRICATED magnums......
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#18
Originally posted by Auto Donk
baseball bat; aluminum; 32" Easton...... right under my side of the bed.
this despite having in the house what the feds would call a "full-blown aresenal" if I happened to ever go on a killing spree across town.... have a 7mm mag, .308, several 12 guages, a .410, a .243 rifle, and even a few .22's.......
I don't wanna shoot a nig ga, i wanna bash his f'n brains in if he has the audacity to enter the sanctity of my home......... and no, i'm not a racist, I equally wanna bash in the head of any white trash methed up cracker, filthy mescin, coked-up chink, dirty camel jockey, or anyone else who comes into my house unwanted........
but local crime stats tell me it'll be a brutha
interesting... i got a AR15 tucked under the bed and baseball bat incase i run out of bullets
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#19
Originally posted by OTL
Baseball bat and bear spray under bed.
Living in stupid Canada, where it's illegal to have a legally obtained firearm loaded and at the ready. If my home ever gets invaded by armed thugs me and anyone else I have over are as good as dead.
get yourself a German Shepherd those armes thugs wont stand a chance
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Big Bear
SBR Aristocracy
11-01-11
43253
#20
Shepherds are unique and they wont give away their position to an intruder
they have the wait and see approach...
let u get real close before going for your juggular
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thechaoz
SBR Posting Legend
10-23-09
12154
#21
Glock .40
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GUMMO77
SBR Hall of Famer
08-23-10
9294
#22
Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
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gauchojake
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09-17-10
34117
#23
.45
12 gauge
bat
knives
pepper spray
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rkelly110
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10-05-09
39691
#24
They were saying on TV the other day about using wasp and hornet spray for home defense for people who
don't have guns, have small kids or don't want to hurt the poor intruder.
The spray shoots 20 ft. Aim for the eyes. It will blind them and they will have to go to the hospital to get an antidote.
I have a hard plastic shovel handle by the bed, the next room over, has all the guns, oh and a dog.
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The Kraken
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12-25-11
28918
#25
A phone, two dogs and my wife as a shield if anyone starts shooting