Anyone own a massage parlor?

[Big Bear]

I am thinking you can do this for cheap right?

very little overhead except initial cost of buying massage tables and massage oils monthly... maybe even make half of it a nail salon

i mean you dont even have to pay the massage therapist right?

$60 massage

$40 goes to the business owner. $20 + whatever tip to the masseuse

money line dawg u own a tanning salon right , u ever thought about dabbling into the spray tan market? supossedly some of the spray tan stuff contains antioxidants right?

[Auto Donk]

shit, i live in texas.... i rented a slot in a strip center, put up a neon "MASSAGE" sign in the window, and hired six illegals to administer the ol "rub n tug"...... fckin gold mine!!!!!! I can retire from practicing law any time i want thanks to those wets........

[compaqDikk]

Date: 9/10/2014
Provider: Mayo
Phone:
Email Address: n/a
URL / Website: h
City: hobokken
State: NJ
Address: e raymond ave
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Terrible FBSM, nothing sensual about it. Lame HJ.
Session Length: 60
Fee: 60+20
Hair Length and Color: Short black, put up
Age: 30's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Cute little girl, small and slender, small tiits, not much ass.
The Rest of the Story: This was my second time there. Should have quit after first visit. Mayo is good looking with a nice body. Very friendly. I thought this might be a good session. Wrong!!!
Gave her the 60 in room. Rooms are very nice, clean and roomy. She came back and did a very light, finger tip touch. Which I like. But she never went for the boys or anything sensual. This went on for a good 30 minutes. Almost got up. She kept asking if I wanted 2 girls and how much $$$ I had.
On the flip she went right to junior and called to the other girl to come in, it was Fiona. I asked how much and she said double, I declined. Guess that got her upset. I rubbed her ass and tried to rub her tiits. She pulled away and said $100 more. I about laughed and declined. She continued a lame HJ. Could tell she was not happy about not getting an upsell. This place is all about getting the upsell and to drain you of your $$$. Maybe it gets better if continue to go, but it is going to cost you.
Much better choices out there. I would stay away. At least with the girls they have now.
Recommendation: No

[Auto Donk]

Date: 9/10/2014
Provider: Mayo
Phone:
Email Address: n/a
URL / Website: h
City: hobokken
State: NJ
Address: e raymond ave
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: Terrible FBSM, nothing sensual about it. Lame HJ.
Session Length: 60
Fee: 60+20
Hair Length and Color: Short black, put up
Age: 30's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Cute little girl, small and slender, small tiits, not much ass.
The Rest of the Story: This was my second time there. Should have quit after first visit. Mayo is good looking with a nice body. Very friendly. I thought this might be a good session. Wrong!!!
Gave her the 60 in room. Rooms are very nice, clean and roomy. She came back and did a very light, finger tip touch. Which I like. But she never went for the boys or anything sensual. This went on for a good 30 minutes. Almost got up. She kept asking if I wanted 2 girls and how much $$$ I had.
On the flip she went right to junior and called to the other girl to come in, it was Fiona. I asked how much and she said double, I declined. Guess that got her upset. I rubbed her ass and tried to rub her tiits. She pulled away and said $100 more. I about laughed and declined. She continued a lame HJ. Could tell she was not happy about not getting an upsell. This place is all about getting the upsell and to drain you of your $$$. Maybe it gets better if continue to go, but it is going to cost you.
Much better choices out there. I would stay away. At least with the girls they have now.
Recommendation: No

wow.... what a lame rub n tug...... you need to come to my place.... dem hos bang for fun half the time..... I hear the shit goin' down.... bitches bettah have my money fo sho......

[TheMetsSuck]

lot cheaper to administer the massages yourself than hiring help

[Big Bear]

shit, i live in texas.... i rented a slot in a strip center, put up a neon "MASSAGE" sign in the window, and hired six illegals to administer the ol "rub n tug"...... fckin gold mine!!!!!! I can retire from practicing law any time i want thanks to those wets........

you kidding or foreal ?

[Big Bear]

and fellas i am not trying to do anything illegal like this "rub and tug" lingo yall keep saying.

i'm talking legit asian massage.

btw out of curiousity... say i hired these girls and they on their own accord decide to give a rub in tug..

as a business owner would i be liable?

i mean i aint going to be watching what they do with clients

[mpaschal34]

Is there such thing as legal asian massage.....didn't think so.

[compaqDikk]

[Auto Donk]

and fellas i am not trying to do anything illegal like this "rub and tug" lingo yall keep saying.

i'm talking legit asian massage.

btw out of curiousity... say i hired these girls and they on their own accord decide to give a rub in tug..

as a business owner would i be liable?

i mean i aint going to be watching what they do with clients

dude, the second you start grabbin' or whatever it was you said you did, and they offer you a "lame hand job", all legality, like elvis, left the f'n building!!!!

edit:

oh shit... sorry, that was someone else who posted that..... LOL

most any massage parlor that doesn't have women's products out front, or which has a neon sign, is a "rub n tug" joint....

[Auto Donk]

and fellas i am not trying to do anything illegal like this "rub and tug" lingo yall keep saying.

i'm talking legit asian massage.

btw out of curiousity... say i hired these girls and they on their own accord decide to give a rub in tug..

as a business owner would i be liable?

i mean i aint going to be watching what they do with clients

yes, if your joint gets busted, your photo will be the lead, in front of the hos', in the local evening news........

in addition to the criminal liability, you could also be liable if one of your girls gives the john, uh, i mean, the guy getting the "legitimate" asian massage, the herpes......

[Big Bear]

damn any ideas on any good business ideas without the legality issues?

[MickeyMan]

damn any ideas on any good business ideas without the legality issues?

Bear, from the sounds of it to avoid all these legality issues you will have to perform all massages/handjobs yourself.

You will make more money too, hence a bigger gambling bankroll.

GL on your newest business venture.

[Auto Donk]

Bear, from the sounds of it to avoid all these legality issues you will have to perform all massages/handjobs yourself.

You will make more money too, hence a bigger gambling bankroll.

GL on your newest business venture.

Hell, I'll even give you the name for this business..... "Rainbow Massage"

[TheMetsSuck]

"*** again massage"

[warbux]

I get handjobs at massage parlors all the time, its pretty great.

[Ralphie Halves]

damn any ideas on any good business ideas without the legality issues?

Screw the legality, sell drugs. It's the only way you're going to get the return you're looking for without risking your own money and time.

I'm serious, there's no magic solution out there when it comes to entrepreneurship. Stop looking for one.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Screw the legality, sell drugs. It's the only way you're going to get the return you're looking for without risking your own money and time.

There is a serious risk of losing your time if you sell drugs men.

[smitch124]

Good Idea, if you wanna go legit go with eastern European Masseuses. The Asians always make me wonder about sex trafficking.

[Big Bear]

Good Idea, if you wanna go legit go with eastern European Masseuses. The Asians always make me wonder about sex trafficking.

thanks man. Atleast somebody gave me good advice. I want to own a spa with relaxation music and those waterfalls and an oxygen bar at the front desk

[Big Bear]

anybody own an Eastern European massage parlor?

[Auto Donk]

anybody own an Eastern European massage parlor?

ah hah..... you're planning on getting into the business of providing triple-anal, I see.....

when I saw you reappear in this thread after a couple of months, I'd figured you'd gotten the business up and running and were now soliciting advice on how to deal with your first prostitution charge......

[gauchojake]

[KVB]

I am thinking you can do this for cheap right?

very little overhead except initial cost of buying massage tables and massage oils monthly... maybe even make half of it a nail salon

i mean you dont even have to pay the massage therapist right?

$60 massage

$40 goes to the business owner. $20 + whatever tip to the masseuse

money line dawg u own a tanning salon right , u ever thought about dabbling into the spray tan market? supossedly some of the spray tan stuff contains antioxidants right?

Bear, don’t take this the wrong way, and I don’t know what you do, but you are no entrepreneur, you need a skill.

If you become an owner of a cash business, I fear your “employees” will rob you blind. In fact, I’m almost certain of it.

Now, if you add the cost of massage therapy to the equation and really start a book of business, help people, and you might be surprised.

And if you go into massage thinking it’s all oiling up hot chicks, you may also be surprised. Hefty woman get back problems. And the heftiest get the worst!

Here’s a thought, become a bartender at ritzy joint. OR become one at a shithole and rob your employer blind.

Acquire a skill.

Seldom can you drop some startup money and let a business just run itself. It seems that’s what you are looking to do. Instead of just looking for a business, ask yourself what YOU want to do.

If you don’t include this question in the equation, your new business will most certainly fail…if not in the first year, shortly thereafter.

[Big Bear]

KVB i am a go getter And a natural leader

[KVB]

KVB i am a go getter And a natural leader

You know yourself well. Then ask yourself first, "what do I WANT to do?", then start seeking the business opportunity.

As a go getter and natural leader, all you'll need is some perseverance to succeed. Combining these qualities with an acquired skill could make you dangerous at your chosen business. Not even the Hulk will be able to handle you.

[Big Bear]

problem is i dont know what i want to do that i can actually get paid for.

i cant think of any job that sounds fun. Maybe i just dont know what is out there.