When and Where was the first time you got laid?

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  • AchillesTG
    SBR MVP
    • 07-19-13
    • 1648

    #1
    When and Where was the first time you got laid?
    7th Grade in a concrete ditch behind the skating rink, still remember the girls name!

  • Ted Sheckler
    SBR MVP
    • 01-08-14
    • 1936

    #2
    9th grade, high school trainers room. Can vaguely remember the girls first name (one of those that could be 5 names), just remember that she had this weird sparkly lipstick on and when I went back to class friends questioned it on my shirt and hair.

    After that whore took me there, I proceeded to take other girls there throughout my next years at the school. just for some good old fashioned necking though.
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    • Big Bear
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 11-01-11
      • 43253

      #3
      does a hand job count?
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      • Bostongambler
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 02-01-08
        • 35581

        #4
        Alone or with someone?
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        • I/O
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 05-26-11
          • 7922

          #5
          I banged the crap out of my 6th grade teacher.

          In a dream I had at the time.
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          • recon1
            SBR MVP
            • 08-13-12
            • 2579

            #6
            1987 nissan Sentra in shopping plaza. That chick is now some big time fitness guru.
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            • AchillesTG
              SBR MVP
              • 07-19-13
              • 1648

              #7
              Originally posted by recon1
              1987 nissan Sentra in shopping plaza. That chick is now some big time fitness guru.
              All these posts bring back old memories and all seem very familiar!
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              • Big Bear
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-01-11
                • 43253

                #8
                i'm still waiting for the guy to come and say in a mcdonalds bathroom stall
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                • actiondan
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-16-10
                  • 3451

                  #9
                  Pizza hut bathroom stall
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                  • tony_come
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-31-10
                    • 21695

                    #10
                    1988@ the White House
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                    • beefcake
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-26-09
                      • 14029

                      #11
                      1991 ....17 years old in my parents bedroom with a smokin hot call girl..perfect tan, ass and ...Its been all downhill from there.
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                      • Russian Rocket
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-02-12
                        • 43910

                        #12
                        2012 SBR Bash in Vegas
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                        • I/O
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 05-26-11
                          • 7922

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                          2012 SBR Bash in Vegas
                          The Australian chick?
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                          • Russian Rocket
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-02-12
                            • 43910

                            #14
                            Originally posted by I/O
                            The Australian chick?
                            behind the poker tables with the hired asian models, pal
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                            • NrmlCurvSurfr
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-05-10
                              • 2896

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AchillesTG
                              7th Grade in a concrete ditch behind the skating rink, still remember the girls name!

                              Not too many posters can win their own thread..."in a concrete ditch behind the skating rink"...goddamn...

                              Outdoor sex is where it's at though, I'll give you that.




                              ....a fukkin concrete ditch...
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                              • I/O
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 05-26-11
                                • 7922

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                behind the poker tables with the hired asian models, pal
                                You Mighta missed where I was going there.

                                I believe have certain mods here that are from Australia
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                                • Russian Rocket
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-02-12
                                  • 43910

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by I/O
                                  You Mighta missed where I was going there.

                                  I believe have certain mods here that are from Australia
                                  i/o I don't miss a bit here even if it sounds like I do
                                  I knew exactly who you were talking about, bud
                                  there were some other takers for her out there, so I had to settle for the asian duo
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                                  • ByeShea
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 06-30-08
                                    • 8113

                                    #18
                                    Burger King bathroom stall. Still don't know if it was a girl or a boy but I gave it AIDS. I was 29.
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                                    • SHADYLANKY
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-13-09
                                      • 1137

                                      #19
                                      JJ's Aunts house the night after the jelly incident
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                                      • PokinSmot
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-21-10
                                        • 1214

                                        #20
                                        my uncle ran a brothel and all the girls there popped my cherry
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                                        • ByeShea
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-30-08
                                          • 8113

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PokinSmot
                                          my uncle ran a brothel and all the girls there popped my cherry
                                          'popped my cherry' ? Gross.

                                          You know that's a term reserved for girls, right? Or dudes taking in the a$s.

                                          Either take your fictitious uncle the fack out of here or meet me in a Burger King sh*tter so I can inspect your cherry up close, ladyboi.
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                                          • Russian Rocket
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-02-12
                                            • 43910

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ByeShea
                                            'popped my cherry' ? Gross.

                                            You know that's a term reserved for girls, right? Or dudes taking in the a$s.

                                            Either take your fictitious uncle the fack out of here or meet me in a Burger King sh*tter so I can inspect your cherry up close, ladyboi.
                                            Shea, I'm still debating here what's more gay - Pokin talking about his popped cherry or you wanting to inspect it in a fast food joint stall
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                                            • ByeShea
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-30-08
                                              • 8113

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                              Shea, I'm still debating here what's more gay - Pokin talking about his popped cherry or you wanting to inspect it in a fast food joint stall
                                              Though I wouldn't enjoy it, for SBR I would drag Pokin into a dirty bathroom to tear off his pants and probe his junk and butthole.

                                              I'd even whip out my schlong to proof-check his gayness. Gotta know once and for all if he's a homo.
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                                              • PokinSmot
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 08-21-10
                                                • 1214

                                                #24


                                                from the sounds of it you don't care if i did it with females...you rather play with my balls and torture another mans asss

                                                but if your curious about my sexuality im a lesbian so you can keep your pecker to your other boyfriends

                                                whatever y0
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                                                • ByeShea
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 06-30-08
                                                  • 8113

                                                  #25


                                                  Time to throw in the towel.
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                                                  • thetrinity
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-25-11
                                                    • 22430

                                                    #26
                                                    over under percentage of sbr members who can answer this question = 40%
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