Don't kill a crow for fun! You will be sorry!

[rkelly110]

My brother thought it would be fun to shoot a crow with his pellet gun. It was, at first.

He shot at it and it took off. He thought he missed until it dropped from the sky.
He went to pick up the bird and the crows family and friends were flying over head crowing
their heads off.

My brother owns an auto repair shop. The days following the bird killing, his life has become hell.

1st, his 1966 GTO engine dropped a valve and destroyed the engine.

2nd, his shop computer which has all of his customers information broke and the information is lost.

3rd, we were all drinking in the shop and decided to go for a ride in the woods. He backs into my car.

4th, there's an apartment above the shop he rents out. We had 4 inches of rain. The roof sprung a
leak and a section of the bedroom ceiling came crashing to the floor.

5th, him and his wife had a big blow out fight and she busted up the house.

I haven't talked to him for a few days, there might be more.

So, take heed my fellow hunters and thrill seekers. Don't shoot a crow for fun! This isn't the first
story I've heard.

[TheCentaur]

There is no way that crow's family could make him back into a car or fight with his wife

I can see them fukking with his engine or sabotaging the roof though, those things are assholes

[rkelly110]

No, but they could put a curse on him and make his life miserable.

[gauchojake]

I've shot a crow before but it wasn't for fun. Those fuckers kept shitting on my deck and waking me up at dawn. I will tell you though, those other crows were circling over head with a quickness as soon as they realized their buddy was dead. They decided not to nest in the trees around my house though, so mission accomplished.

[rkelly110]

He didn't just go pick up the bird, he was messing with it also. Chasing his employees around with it and threw it
up on the tenants porch to mess with her when she got home. Classic case of what goes around, comes around.

[muldoon]

He didn't just go pick up the bird, he was messing with it also. Chasing his employees around with it

Is your brother retarded or 14?

[boomernyc]

go see "the Birds" with him when it comes out and we can book who comes out alive, or in what condition...

it might be a really fun game for the Saloon and the crows,
but maybe not so much fun for you guys...

[Seaweed]

I can almost guarantee there is a crowkiller here at SBR.

[Da Manster!]

this thread is nothing to crow about!....

[rkelly110]

Is your brother retarded or 14?

sometimes I wonder.

[PAULYPOKER]