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  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #1
    Formal demand to sbrforum.com and sbr jonelyn
    TO: SBRFORUM.COM AND SBR JONELYN:

    As I have never heard of or seen "billy loco," as far as I can recall, and am not the person who may use that I.D. on your site, I am hereby demanding a formal, videotaped apology and retraction of your allegations that I am involved with this site as a "ghost i.d," or am in any way related to the i.d. of "Billy Loco". I have sent SBR Jonelyn, the perpetrator of the slanderous/libelous comments made in her capacity as an employee of your website, an email demanding a retraction and apology as well.


    Demand is hereby made that you have Jonelyn post a message, complete with a video in her famous broken English, with its own title "Formal Apology to Auto Donk" on all forums on which she posted the libelous video, and in that video retraction/apology have her spefically apologize to me and retract her libelous statements about me having any connection to the i.d. entitled "billy loco".

    Please have that video posted within twenty-four (24) hours of the date and time of this post, or I will take appropriate legal action against SBRForum.com, its owners and affiliates, and of course Ms. Jonelyn.

    I have previously sent you my law office address and phone number, and look forward to your prompt response.

    Sincerely,

    RCP aka "Auto Donk"
  • BennyBigNuts
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-16-12
    • 8700

    #2
    Good luck.
    You have as much luck with that as you do suing an Antigua based sportsbook.
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      do the right thing here, JoJo
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      • pulledclear
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-19-12
        • 6684

        #4
        Why don't you suck your apology out of my dck.
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        • shari91
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-23-10
          • 32661

          #5
          Auto... if you can still log in here let alone post that should tell you how serious the vid was. The first one I saw was legit. The ones after that may have been just poking fun at people who the weirdos in vid land assumed would get the pretty obvious joke. Like an inside joke kind of thing as it was so odd. Obviously some don't have the same sense of humour as others. However talking about a lawyer makes you look silly. If anyone thought you were a ghost you would've been banned before the vid was even a drop in Loshak's sperm bucket.
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          • Mitchell88
            SBR MVP
            • 12-16-12
            • 4334

            #6
            Originally posted by shari91
            Auto... if you can still log in here let alone post that should tell you how serious the vid was. The first one I saw was legit. The ones after that may have been just poking fun at people who the weirdos in vid land assumed would get the pretty obvious joke. Like an inside joke kind of thing as it was so silly. Obviously some don't have the same sense of humour as others. However talking about a lawyer makes you look silly. If anyone thought you were a ghost you would've been banned before the vid was even a drop in Loshak's sperm bucket.
            please refrain from making me want to throwup. Thanks Shari
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            • SportsMushroom
              SBR MVP
              • 09-28-10
              • 4177

              #7
              just relax, donk is obviously rolling with it for kicks and giggles
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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43558

                #8
                Originally posted by shari91
                Auto... if you can still log in here let alone post that should tell you how serious the vid was. The first one I saw was legit. The ones after that may have been just poking fun at people who the weirdos in vid land assumed would get the pretty obvious joke. Like an inside joke kind of thing as it was so odd. Obviously some don't have the same sense of humour as others. However talking about a lawyer makes you look silly. If anyone thought you were a ghost you would've been banned before the vid was even a drop in Loshak's sperm bucket.
                I have your, in your capacity as an sbr employee, official response to my demand letter. I expect the retraction / apology video, and will settle my claims against your Podunk outfit for 10,001 bet points. You have until next Monday at 5:00 cst to credit my account with the points.

                Sincerely,

                Auto Donk, Esq.
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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43558

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pulledclear
                  Why don't you suck your apology out of my dck.
                  your junk somewhat resembles a "dick", only much smaller...........
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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63172

                    #10
                    apparently some employees here did not get Donk's pretty obvious joke. Obviously some don't have the same sense of HUMOR as others
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                    • Chi_archie
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-22-08
                      • 63172

                      #11
                      <iframe width="560" height="330" src="http://www.sbrforum.com/video/embed/?videoId=8849" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>....
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                      • ProlificalD
                        SBR High Roller
                        • 02-07-14
                        • 164

                        #12
                        gg Auto
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                        • manny24
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-22-07
                          • 20046

                          #13
                          Archer is right staying sharp in PT is as difficult as finding winners on the board
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                          • shari91
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 02-23-10
                            • 32661

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                            I have your, in your capacity as an sbr employee, official response to my demand letter. I expect the retraction / apology video, and will settle my claims against your Podunk outfit for 10,001 bet points. You have until next Monday at 5:00 cst to credit my account with the points.

                            Sincerely,

                            Auto Donk, Esq.
                            You'll be waiting until the cows and Amelia Earhart come home.

                            You let me know when that deadline of yours passes.

                            And Arch... you know I adore you but your attempts to stick your beak in things that have nothing to do with you - especially when you don't know the behind the scenes communication - and keep having a go at me says a lot more about where you're at in life than me. I've been there a couple of years ago... hope it all improves for you!! xo
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                            • pulledclear
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 02-19-12
                              • 6684

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Auto Donk
                              your junk somewhat resembles a "dick", only much smaller...........
                              well then you can suck your apology out of my azzhole if you prefer. Good luck!
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Send all your verification to Shari AutoMan
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                                • Chi_archie
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-22-08
                                  • 63172

                                  #17
                                  Player's Talk is some serious business for some


                                  lawsuite time!!!!!
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                                  • Chi_archie
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-22-08
                                    • 63172

                                    #18
                                    JJ, can you line up Corey B. Trotz for SBR?

                                    I have a feeling Justin7 won't be taking this case
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                                    • Mr KLC
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-19-07
                                      • 31097

                                      #19
                                      Autodonk, if you need an attorney we can get you Johnny Cochran. He specializes in this type of slander. He has been a ghost himself for over 10 years now.
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                                      • greenhippo
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-15-12
                                        • 9091

                                        #20
                                        This guy is hippo protected, do the right thing here sbr
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                                        • Auto Donk
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 09-03-13
                                          • 43558

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by pulledclear
                                          well then you can suck your apology out of my azzhole if you prefer. Good luck!
                                          It is indeed luck I will need to "suck" anything out of your "azzhole", as -- in light of its wide-open gaping state from having been rail roaded by bbc so often-- anything in it falls out immediately after passing the last nearly worn out stop gap between your lower colon and rectum...... seal that man hole up, gyboy!
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                            JJ, can you line up Corey B. Trotz for SBR?

                                            I have a feeling Justin7 won't be taking this case
                                            Yes he still works for some small firm
                                            Let me call him
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                                            • Chi_archie
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-22-08
                                              • 63172

                                              #23
                                              Auto Donk,

                                              you also might want to look into this guy

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                                              • stealthyburrito
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-12-09
                                                • 21562

                                                #24
                                                I hear deuce is the one of the top lawyers in the greater detroit area according to the michigan bar association.

                                                Give his secretary a call he expertises in forumtime law.
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                                                • Auto Donk
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                  • 43558

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                                  Autodonk, if you need an attorney we can get you Johnny Cochran. He specializes in this type of slander. He has been a ghost himself for over 10 years now.
                                                  if the slanted eyed ghost don't fit, u must convict!!!! Ghost Cochran would be great legal representation in this sleazy matter of being slandered by a pathetic sportsbook....... I still drink a fifth of Courvoisier on his birthdate to celebrate him freeing one of the guiltiest mo fo's on the planet!!!! He could probably carve sbr up for even more bet points than the 10,001 I am demanding from them and jojo as a result of them running my otherwise stellar reputation on this site into the ground!!!!
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                                                  • shari91
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 02-23-10
                                                    • 32661

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                                    Autodonk, if you need an attorney we can get you Johnny Cochran. He specializes in this type of slander. He has been a ghost himself for over 10 years now.
                                                    so naughty yet so good
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                                                    • pulledclear
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-19-12
                                                      • 6684

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                      It is indeed luck I will need to "suck" anything out of your "azzhole", as -- in light of its wide-open gaping state from having been rail roaded by bbc so often-- anything in it falls out immediately after passing the last nearly worn out stop gap between your lower colon and rectum...... seal that man hole up, gyboy!

                                                      SBR poker Tourney.


                                                      Dead as a hammer.
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                                                      • Auto Donk
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43558

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by pulledclear
                                                        SBR poker Tourney.


                                                        Dead as a hammer.
                                                        what was that echo????? oh, just ur stpd gaayboy self talkin out of your cavernous ass again.......... seal that gaping jailhouse wallet of yours up, it's starting to stink up the place.........
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                                                        • Auto Donk
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 09-03-13
                                                          • 43558

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                          Auto Donk,

                                                          you also might want to look into this guy

                                                          actually, while all of the illegals sbr employs -- such as, allegedly, jackie "d-show" bleww, in the states may need Attorney Down LOBlack, I'm going with a legal dream team of nancy grace, f lee bailey, vinnie politan, judge joe brown and ghost clarence darrow to take this site down for good, or at least, once I enforce my ample judgment against this shthole, rename it S-AUTODONK-R.com. Once I sieze and own this crap, I will clear out the rif raff, including all the smart-ass non-english speaking skanks that work here with big mouths and no game and nasty faces, and hire some real experienced italians to run this site like an on line site should be run............
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                                                          • pulledclear
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-19-12
                                                            • 6684

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                            what was that echo????? oh, just ur stpd gaayboy self talkin out of your cavernous ass again.......... seal that gaping jailhouse wallet of yours up, it's starting to stink up the place.........
                                                            SBR poker Tourney.


                                                            Dead as a hammer.
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                                                            • Chi_archie
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-22-08
                                                              • 63172

                                                              #31
                                                              Jackie Blue is from North Carolina I believe
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                                                              • SamDiamond
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 10-19-12
                                                                • 6107

                                                                #32
                                                                I'm pretty sure Donk was joking....

                                                                But then again, he did tell me he hired Jackie Chiles...

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                                                                • manny24
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-22-07
                                                                  • 20046

                                                                  #33
                                                                  what is legalese for chinese fire drill?
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                                                                  • InTheDrink
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 11-23-09
                                                                    • 23983

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                                    Auto Donk,

                                                                    you also might want to look into this guy

                                                                    Unrale
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                                                                    • gauchojake
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 09-17-10
                                                                      • 34116

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Shut up billy
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