I'm addicted to cooking meth

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Hell no.
Never get high, on your own supply.

NWA taught me that at a young age.

[zizoudane10]

NWA taught me that at a young age.

Dopeman

[HERBJONES]

goddmanit! got me hooked as well, been playin this shit for hours now, already workin on my second moonlab alpha and second el presidente, i just cant stop. edit. got my 2nd moonlab alpha and 2nd el presidente for $130b each. my meth purity is FDA approved additive. i dont think im gonna go to the 1.63 trillion dollar space mules and meth star, or the meth of the third kind for 2.1 trillion

damnit i couldnt stop, i think im getting close to finishing, on the manufacturing side im bout to buy another industrial complex then move up to the heisenbelt , on the distribution side the next up is the meth horizon. right now i have quantum meth but will be gettin the holy meth shortly, makin just under 10B a sec right now, launderin it all through a space resort

[The Kraken]

No! Dont quit

You're our HEISENBERG

[DiggityDaggityDo]

damnit i couldnt stop, i think im getting close to finishing, on the manufacturing side im bout to buy another industrial complex then move up to the heisenbelt , on the distribution side the next up is the meth horizon. right now i have quantum meth but will be gettin the holy meth shortly, makin just under 10B a sec right now, launderin it all through a space resort

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Shitttt... I had to purchase another Meth Star to keep up with my meth distribution.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Damnit... I am down to 6.3 trillion dollars now! Fawk!!!

I need to up my game!!!

[Footy4Jesus]

Perhaps the dumbest, most ingenious game ever invented. About as fun as watching the US national debt clock. www.usdebtclock.org/

Yet its as addicting as the drug the game is named after.

This game was made by meth-heads for meth-heads. I can totally see a tweaker playing this for days on end, staring like a zombie at the screen without any desire to sleep.

[The Kraken]

Alright diggity

Here's my stats (not as impressive as you guys but I'm building)

Currently have $500B, not much I know

But..... I JUST BOUGHT A METH STAR!!!!!! AND SPACE MULES!!!

I own a few El Presidente's and MoonLab Alphas, but I mean who talks about those when you're rocking a METH STAR and SPACE MULES

I embezzling 100% of my money right now so I have a -50% IRS audit and a -500% DEA raid, and I still have to negotiate my way out of DEA raids

Currently I need to save around $120T and life will be good. Then I'll buy a Meth Mart, an Inudstrial Complex and upgrade to quantum meth. Currently I'm at FDA approved additive, not sure if it goes higher or not.

I'm making $1B/Sec, slacking BIG TIME! Need to get around $50B/sec or so

Then we'll be rocking.

DDD what are your stats

[The Kraken]

And I currently have 10 crooked senators on payroll, working on a 100 to shut the senate DOWN

[Footy4Jesus]

What happens then?

3 meth stars
7 moonlabs
12 islands

2 space mules
10 presidente
20 senators
37 DEA moles
17 police forces
20 diplomats
643 lawyers

This is why I never play games, I'm intrigued to see how it ends. NO SPOILER plz.

[The Kraken]

What happens then?

3 meth stars
7 moonlabs
12 islands

2 space mules
10 presidente
20 senators
37 DEA moles
17 police forces
20 diplomats
643 lawyers

This is why I never play games, I'm intrigued to see how it ends. NO SPOILER plz.

holy shit

How much you making per second?

I need to get a few more meth stars and space mules + improve my product. Im thinking a cool $260Trillion should have me where i need to be

[Footy4Jesus]

2.19 billion per sec.

I have 20 trillion in the bank right now, Ill probably have enough to buy quantum meth in the morning then Ill really be rolling. I only have sources of income that carry 0% risk. With all my lawyers my DEA raid level is less than -2000%. I'm also laundering money at 60 billion/sec. I think I'm good there.

I'm not glued to it like I was the first day. I just have it running in the background on my other computer lol.

[Footy4Jesus]

Im thinking a cool $260Trillion should have me where i need to be

Thats what I thought at $1 billion, but then the game just keeps going....

Theres a badge for quintillion so I'm thinking this is going to be a while!

[5mike5]

DDD,

just send me some roxys and xanax so i can crush them up and toot them...best buzz ever pal

thanks in advance buddy!

(P.S. NASCAR is starting up in just a few days pal!!)

cha-ching!!!!!!

[5mike5]

Hey DDD where is my package at pal?

[HERBJONES]

damnit i couldnt stop, i think im getting close to finishing, on the manufacturing side im bout to buy another industrial complex then move up to the heisenbelt , on the distribution side the next up is the meth horizon. right now i have quantum meth but will be gettin the holy meth shortly, makin just under 10B a sec right now, launderin it all through a space resort

got all 58 upgrades, runnin angelic meth right now, just bought an intergalactic meth relay for distribution, the only one left is the church of the crystal for 21.91 quadrillion, manufacturing side im gettin ready to buy the planetary meth replicator, the only one left there is the portal to the crystalverse, laundering everything through the space corp, right now makin just over 500 billion a sec

[The Kraken]

got all 58 upgrades, runnin angelic meth right now, just bought an intergalactic meth relay for distribution, the only one left is the church of the crystal for 21.91 quadrillion, manufacturing side im gettin ready to buy the planetary meth replicator, the only one left there is the portal to the crystalverse, laundering everything through the space corp, right now makin just over 500 billion a sec

[Footy4Jesus]

download an auto clicker.

I got mine clicking at 1000/sec and about to make a quadrillion in what took less than an hour.

Game solved.

[LVHerbie]

Fukk DDD for posting this game!

I feel like I'm back in middle school addicted to playing text based games on BBSs...

[HERBJONES]

got all 58 upgrades, runnin angelic meth right now, just bought an intergalactic meth relay for distribution, the only one left is the church of the crystal for 21.91 quadrillion, manufacturing side im gettin ready to buy the planetary meth replicator, the only one left there is the portal to the crystalverse, laundering everything through the space corp, right now makin just over 500 billion a sec

quit yesterday after getting everything. had angelic meth, church of the crystal, portal to the crystalverse, launder through the crystal methwork. only achievements i didnt get were the ones for runnin for a week and month.

download an auto clicker to get a quadrillion an hour. was gettin over 12 trillion a sec, took 3 min to make a quad without any clickin or help

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Fukk DDD for posting this game!

I feel like I'm back in middle school addicted to playing text based games on BBSs...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

DDD,

just send me some roxys and xanax so i can crush them up and toot them...best buzz ever pal

thanks in advance buddy!

(P.S. NASCAR is starting up in just a few days pal!!)

cha-ching!!!!!!

Haha

I gotta go check out the Nascar thread and se what you have so far.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Alright diggity

Here's my stats (not as impressive as you guys but I'm building)

Currently have $500B, not much I know

But..... I JUST BOUGHT A METH STAR!!!!!! AND SPACE MULES!!!

I own a few El Presidente's and MoonLab Alphas, but I mean who talks about those when you're rocking a METH STAR and SPACE MULES

I embezzling 100% of my money right now so I have a -50% IRS audit and a -500% DEA raid, and I still have to negotiate my way out of DEA raids

Currently I need to save around $120T and life will be good. Then I'll buy a Meth Mart, an Inudstrial Complex and upgrade to quantum meth. Currently I'm at FDA approved additive, not sure if it goes higher or not.

I'm making $1B/Sec, slacking BIG TIME! Need to get around $50B/sec or so

Then we'll be rocking.

DDD what are your stats

I just purchased a Meth-Mart franchise for a cool $41 Million.

Stats

• Batches cooked: 2.26T
• Batches hand-cooked: 50.97B
• Batches sold: 2.07T
• Batches hand-sold: 67.17B
• Total upgrades purchased: 47
• Total cash earned: $102.95T
• Total cash spent: $67.7T
• Seconds spent playing: 98,777
• Batches made per click: 1,757
• Batches sold per click: 1,107

[chilidog]

Stats

• Batches cooked: 2.28T
• Batches hand-cooked: 6.69B
• Batches sold: 2.17T
• Batches hand-sold: 37,421
• Total upgrades purchased: 56
• Total cash earned: $157.56T
• Total cash spent: $77.45T
• Seconds spent playing: 103,881
• Batches made per click: 1,757
• Batches sold per click: 1,107

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Industrial Complex... Check

There went another $41 trillion down the drain

[The Kraken]

Next up for Kraken

Heisenbelt
Meth Horizon
Holy Meth
Space Resort

Just a cool quadrillion $$

Stats

• Batches cooked: 5.24T
• Batches hand-cooked: 124.31B
• Batches sold: 3.64T
• Batches hand-sold: 279.97B
• Total upgrades purchased: 56
• Total cash earned: $233.47T
• Total cash spent: $213.23T
• Seconds spent playing: 20,676
• Batches made per click: 1,757
• Batches sold per click: 1,107

[HERBJONES]

keep it up guys, youre almost there. if i would suggest anything, buy the upgrades to your product first, it makes your batches worth more, and always buy the next distribution upgrade before the manufacturing since that will give you more $ with a quicker re-up time, just dont let it get too out of whack or youll be sittin there clickin cook to keep up with demand. if anyone keeps it goin for a month and gets the last 2 achievements to finish every one of all the lists id like to hear if it does anything.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Herb, Whats the purity of your batches?

My shit is FDA approved addictive.

[chilidog]

Atomically Perfect

[HERBJONES]

Herb, Whats the purity of your batches?

My shit is FDA approved addictive.

cant remember what they called it but with the angelic meth your cash value goes to $220 which is the max. fekkin game is like crack for peeps with ocd, makes us just have to finish it. sittin there click clickity click tryin to get that next piece of cheese. would be a perfect setup if dude wanted to slip some kind of trojan horse or virus in there, kinda makes me wonder, thats why i deleted my saved game and everything when i finished playin

[ACoochy]

MY Purity is Holy...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Check...

Quantum Meth✔

This meth is atomically perfect, alowing you to charge an additional $45 per batch

[ACoochy]

Just made my 1st Quadrillion

[El Nino]

Slangin' that Holy shit off my Heisenbelt my nizzas!

I own the Senate, 57/58 Upgrades completed just need that Angelic Meth.

Stats

• Batches cooked: 13.45T
• Batches hand-cooked: 1.22T
• Batches sold: 11.9T
• Batches hand-sold: 1.71T
• Total upgrades purchased: 57
• Total cash earned: $1.54Q
• Total cash spent: $1.25Q
• Seconds spent playing: 227,048
• Batches made per click: 1,757
• Batches sold per click: 1,107