My New Year's Eve-Banged An Indian Chick

[thetrinity]

im entertained to see how far this goes

[Seaweed]

Wait a minute, so the robber never made it to India?

[muldoon]

you give him a hard time.. I told u give it to me.. I can take it..then the pizza guy shows up and the heavy bass line music speeds up...

Stay safe fellas

[USCPHILLYGUY]

LMAO this is coming from a Cali dikkrider.

How many cokks got stuffed in your ass in Cali fagboy?

this shit is priceless. There's no way this azzwipe could ever meet, let alone bang a chick. 2mins into any convo w this jack off and she'd run.

[AussiePunter123]

In Australia, if you see a girl you like on the dance floor, you just go up to her. "Keen for a pash?"

Then she wraps her hands around your neck and you have a deep, tongue pash.

[Optional]

In Australia, if you see a girl you like on the dance floor, you just go up to her. "Keen for a pash?"

Then she wraps her hands around your neck and you have a deep, tongue pash.

Bruce: Wanna suck face luv?
Cheryl: Coor your a spunk, sure.

[TheMoneyShot]

The Indian pussy has a different kind of scent to it. Not like a white or Asian chick.

Unique.

You mean it smells like a sewer outside Leroy's Fish Market?

[C-Gold]

Should have banged 2 Indian girls.

That way you could play connect the dots!

[sbrhedge]

any update on this?

[Russian Rocket]

any update on this?

The guy is married with 10 kids now, owns a gas station...watches cricket instead of hockey

[onemoregoal]

any update on this?

Just use your imagination, its what the OP did.

[PhillyFlyers]

any update on this?

Not much to report. We're just dating and taking it slow.

[sbrhedge]

awright GL man - i'm still fukkin scared about this and i'm not the one involved.

chix get fukkin psycho when stuff doesn't go their way in the reproductive world.

even if things look normal, you might want to keep a sharp eye out for anything that looks remotely psycho - she doesn't want you to run away by suppressing all the crazy sheeyat going on inside of her. i'm saying get ready to move and change your cell number in a heartbeat.

for this reason, i don't want a Philly SBR bash: i don't want to be an innocent bystander .. unless she has a hot sister/cousin

[bigtymer56]

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

OK. My boys call me up. Let's go to the club.

Get to the club, pay $150, hanging with dudes, eyeing some drunk skanks. Invite them over.

Hi I'm Gilbert, what's your name.

Anita.

Hi Anita. Where you from?

India.

I thought so. Indian women have such an exotic look. So beautiful.

She rolls her eyes and asks if I have any food.

I buy her a drink and suddenly.....

"I'm gonna go dance with my friends now."

OK by me. I follow her.

She falls and starts gyrating on floor like a sloppy punjab.

I grab her and start kissing her like a wild animal. The alcohol is having it's affect.

Suddenly a guy grabs my fukkin cokk right on the floor in front of the club.

Me: "Do you want to get out of here?"

Him: "Yeah. Let's go."

I tell my friends peace see you later and roll.

Get back to my place.

We start shedding clothes in like record time.

We get up on my bed and he tells me to go down on him.

I happily oblige.

Boys, I never had a woman. And this wasn't the first time I ever hooked up with a dude.

The Indian rooster has a different kind of scent to it. Not like a white or Asian rooster.

Unique.

Anyway, I'm all over it.

I'm incredible with the mouth. Unreal skills. I'm almost in Heaven when I do this chit.

And with that, he slides his right fukkin leg all the way under and between my legs and lifts his left leg completely straight up so that my cokk is fully inside him.

My first reaction, I said are you some kind of fukkin god?

He laughs and says just go with it.

Sure. Happy to.

Boys, I can't properly describe the next few hours. It easily beat the other time I had sex.

He was insatiable.

So, we fall asleep.

I wake up. He's already awake.

Me: "How long you been awake?"

Him: "Not long. I was going to rob you but you don't have chit."

Me: " Well, how was I?"

Him: "Honestly? rooster is rooster."

Me: "Aww, you're so sweet. How many times did you ***?"

Him: "Just once. In your fridge."

Me: "I'm exhausted. You wore me out."

Him: "And now you have AIDS. I'm hungry, let's get breakfast."

Me: "I have a special breakfast sausage for you."

He smiled.

After breakfast, we decide to shower because he has to go dance somewhere.

We get dressed, and as we're in my car driving, he says to me we can't see each other again.

I was shocked. I was like why not, what's wrong?

I don't understand.

He says I don't expect you to understand. We had a great time. It was awesome. Now, we have to go separate ways.

I ask what did I do wrong?

He says nothing. Then we shared a long, sad hug.

I get back home, where I am now totally exhausted, balls completely drained, still half asleep, and felling like I just want to stay in bed all day.

The bed is a mess and the room smells like bunghole. What else is new?

I'm sitting here at the computer not knowing if I made the right move or not but really not caring one way or the other.

Well boys, that was my New Year's Eve/Day.

Think I'm gonna go back to sleep.

Definitely more believable than the story he told.

[PhillyFlyers]

Definitely more believable than the story he told.

Right, because you're a broke dikk fukk that can't get laid like 95% of the rest of this forum.

[Yuuuup11]

lmao!

[packerd_00]

Right, because you're a broke dikk fukk that can't get laid like 95% of the rest of this forum.

So this Indian guy did he take you to bed or what.

[PhillyFlyers]

So this Indian guy did he take you to bed or what.

Do not confuse me with your war criminal grandfather.

Everyone knows british guys are queers.

Elton John, Freddy Mercury, your grandfather, the list is endless.

[packerd_00]

Do not confuse me with your war criminal grandfather.

Everyone knows british guys are queers.

Elton John, Freddy Mercury, your grandfather, the list is endless.

What does that have to do with you being a butt bandit.

[PhillyFlyers]

What does that have to do with you being a butt bandit.

The fact that I'm not and your grandfather was along with most british men are?

[packerd_00]

The fact that I'm not and your grandfather was along with most british men are?

Youve probably never met a British man in your life,you bloody idiot.

[PhillyFlyers]

Youve probably never met a British man in your life,you bloody idiot.

Been to England, moron.

Fukked a couple british chicks too.

[packerd_00]

Been to England, moron.

Fukked a couple british chicks too.

Fruity I dont know if your telling truth or not,but im guessing you kept your big mouth shut about the English,you wouldnt have gotten out of the country alive.

[bigtymer56]

Saw a cute girl on the ride home today...made me think about this thread.

That byeshea post...still the funniest thing ive read on this site.

[timbaland99]

This story doesn't sound like bullshit. Not everyone lies on the internet.