It is amazing how much free shit you can get if you are just nice to people

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  • C-Gold
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-04-10
    • 6808

    #1
    It is amazing how much free shit you can get if you are just nice to people
    It is amazing how much free or discounted stuff you can get just for being nice to people.

    I go to the Deli to get lunch meat and I start talking to the girl there and she gave me a quarter pound for free. A different guy hooked me up before also.

    I go to Chipotle and start being nice to the min wage workers and they gave me and my friend a free burrito.

    I got free fries at the fast food place for being nice to the workers.

    I start talking to the guy at the parking garage and he gave me free parking.

    Start bitching to the direct Sunday ticket people and you get free NFL Sunday ticket.

    I've had free cable before.

    Bar tenders give me free drinks all the time.

    Waitress at the restaurant penetrates up my order and ******* it out. I am nice about it, I say it's ok, but I really ordered this. She says she is so sorry and gives me free shit.

    It is unbelievable how much free shit you can get out there and it is always better when it is free.
  • TheRifleman
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-30-12
    • 7284

    #2
    Originally posted by C-Gold
    It is amazing how much free or discounted stuff you can get just for being nice to people.

    I go to the Deli to get lunch meat and I start talking to the girl there and she gave me a quarter pound for free. A different guy hooked me up before also.

    I go to Chipotle and start being nice to the min wage workers and they gave me and my friend a free burrito.

    I got free fries at the fast food place for being nice to the workers.

    I start talking to the guy at the parking garage and he gave me free parking.

    Start bitching to the direct Sunday ticket people and you get free NFL Sunday ticket.

    I've had free cable before.

    Bar tenders give me free drinks all the time.

    Waitress at the restaurant penetrates up my order and ******* it out. I am nice about it, I say it's ok, but I really ordered this. She says she is so sorry and gives me free shit.

    It is unbelievable how much free shit you can get out there and it is always better when it is free.
    the perks of being WHITE!!!
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    • C-Gold
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-04-10
      • 6808

      #3
      Originally posted by TheRifleman
      the perks of being WHITE!!!
      I look good and women like me. Sort of like how a hot girl gets free shit but they give me free shit.
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      • hotelis
        SBR MVP
        • 05-31-12
        • 1995

        #4
        that makes sense. because we usually are jerks to others, and being nice to somebody is really refreshing for that person. i hope u are not doing that for the "free shit' though.
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        • C-Gold
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-04-10
          • 6808

          #5
          Originally posted by hotelis
          that makes sense. because we usually are jerks to others, and being nice to somebody is really refreshing for that person. i hope u are not doing that for the "free shit' though.
          Does it matter why somebody is nice?

          Some might be nice for religion. Some might be nice for free shit. Some might be nice because their school teacher told them to. Why does it matter?
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          • agendaman
            SBR MVP
            • 12-01-11
            • 3733

            #6
            i never did like freeloaders you prob. get your free stuff by being a total kiss ass-suckup rite sad indeed
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            • C-Gold
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-04-10
              • 6808

              #7
              Originally posted by agendaman
              i never did like freeloaders you prob. get your free stuff by being a total kiss ass-suckup rite sad indeed
              Nope I am a good businessman. I never kiss anybody's ass. Most workers get treated like shit by the public, if you are nice you can be rewarded.
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              • muldoon
                SBR MVP
                • 01-04-10
                • 4397

                #8
                Originally posted by C-Gold
                Start bitching to the direct Sunday ticket people and you get free NFL Sunday ticket.
                We must have different definitions of what it means to be "nice" to people.
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                • daneblazer
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 09-14-08
                  • 27861

                  #9
                  except at SBR...where youll get cussed out and finish last
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                  • Big Bear
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-01-11
                    • 43253

                    #10
                    Originally posted by C-Gold
                    I look good and women like me. Sort of like how a hot girl gets free shit but they give me free shit.
                    and you have confidence. So they just offered you free french fries after talking to them for awhile or
                    did you have to hint that you wanted them?
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                    • mikejamm
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-24-09
                      • 11047

                      #11
                      Originally posted by C-Gold
                      It is amazing how much free or discounted stuff you can get just for being nice to people.

                      I go to the Deli to get lunch meat and I start talking to the girl there and she gave me a quarter pound for free. A different guy hooked me up before also.

                      Truth: The chick can't work the scale and the dude you gave a joint too.

                      I go to Chipotle and start being nice to the min wage workers and they gave me and my friend a free burrito.
                      Truth: It was the end of the night and they needed to get rid of the old shit that's been sitting around all night.

                      I got free fries at the fast food place for being nice to the workers.
                      Truth: No you got the fries, went to your table, ate them, then went back and said you didn't get your fries.

                      I start talking to the guy at the parking garage and he gave me free parking.
                      Truth: Guy was gay and you flirted with him for free parking and more.

                      Start bitching to the direct Sunday ticket people and you get free NFL Sunday ticket.
                      Truth: Anybody can get free previews from their cable or satellite company.

                      I've had free cable before.
                      Truth: You stole it from your neighbor.

                      Bar tenders give me free drinks all the time.
                      Truth: You swipe drinks off tables and the bar when peeps go to the bathroom.

                      Waitress at the restaurant penetrates up my order and ******* it out. I am nice about it, I say it's ok, but I really ordered this. She says she is so sorry and gives me free shit.
                      Truth: You're not nice about it, you just bitch until the manager comps your meal.

                      It is unbelievable how much free shit you can get out there and it is always better when it is free.
                      Yep, it's unbelievable how much bullshit is on this site, go ahead, work some mojo and get a free sbr Pro membership. Don't hold your breath.
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                      • stevenash
                        Moderator
                        • 01-17-11
                        • 65661

                        #12
                        Originally posted by agendaman
                        i never did like freeloaders you prob. get your free stuff by being a total kiss ass-suckup rite sad indeed
                        Free is free though
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                        • queensryche
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 03-14-06
                          • 20

                          #13
                          Free is free
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                          • Big Bear
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-01-11
                            • 43253

                            #14
                            Originally posted by C-Gold
                            It is amazing how much free or discounted stuff you can get just for being nice to people.

                            I go to the Deli to get lunch meat and I start talking to the girl there and she gave me a quarter pound for free. A different guy hooked me up before also.

                            I go to Chipotle and start being nice to the min wage workers and they gave me and my friend a free burrito.

                            I got free fries at the fast food place for being nice to the workers.

                            I start talking to the guy at the parking garage and he gave me free parking.

                            Start bitching to the direct Sunday ticket people and you get free NFL Sunday ticket.

                            I've had free cable before.

                            Bar tenders give me free drinks all the time.

                            Waitress at the restaurant penetrates up my order and ******* it out. I am nice about it, I say it's ok, but I really ordered this. She says she is so sorry and gives me free shit.

                            It is unbelievable how much free shit you can get out there and it is always better when it is free.
                            so true.

                            This world needs more nice people.
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                            • paw
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 05-03-09
                              • 445

                              #15
                              So you are Nice to get free shit ? Or are you actually a really nice person ?

                              Good news Is that once your dead and after the plot is paid for, the Landscapers will mow your grave-site for Free.
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