17 Heinekens deep

[Crystos]

= a call in to work

Ha, I tried to record it for y'all but it cut out when they picked up the phone.

They know I'm faded...every couple months it happens.

Evan Bleak is unforgiving

[jjgold]

17 beers????

What????

[GUMMO77]

Post nudes.

[JayLA]

What kind of work do you do?

[Crystos]

What kind of work do you do?

That lame shit bro...the kinda lame shit that you can call in every now and again. Know what I mean?

I just went for a walk and snapped a few sunrise pics I was gonna share but apparently after 17 brewskis I forget how to operate a computer/phone

[Crystos]

17 beers????

What????

I aint done yet brotha

[Russian Rocket]

I aint done yet brotha

[Crystos]

Got it

[Russian Rocket]

Crystos is ordering breakfast this AM

[Crystos]

I aint playin...We start selling beer at 7 which is right fukkin now. Got half left on this here 17th then to the store I go...

[Crystos]

HA...that pic is great. I called in so I got a whole 'nother day for these Heinies...how long will I make, well that remains to be seen

[Russian Rocket]

HA...that pic is great. I called in so I got a whole 'nother day for these Heinies...how long will I make, well that remains to be seen

remember to eat something in between the refills

[TwoWays]

no way, don't believe it. line up those beers and snap a pic

[Crystos]

remember to eat something in between the refills

Ordered a pizza around 11:30...I am a pro at this shit. Thanks for the advice...

TwoWays I don't lie...notice your avatar in that pic...

[TwoWays]

Ordered a pizza around 11:30...I am a pro at this shit. Thanks for the advice...

TwoWays I don't lie...notice your avatar in that pic...[ATTACH]58952[/ATTACH]

no way, you still conscious

[Fidel_CashFlow]

that picture explains this post below by you ... go ahead though I love posting drunk







Tired of the dumb shit on this fukkin site

They call me Crystos, but they don't know Evan Bleak

Lotta fukkin idiots on this site...fukk are y'all doin?

Crystos has confined himself to the MLB forum but this madness needs to be addressed...

“Strange as my circumstances were, the terms of this debate
are as old and commonplace as man; much the same inducements and
alarms cast the die for any tempted and trembling sinner; and it
fell out with me, as it falls with so vast a majority of my
fellows, that I chose the better part and was found wanting in the
strength to keep to it.”
~ Robert Louis StevensonThe Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

[Crystos]

I tell you I don't lie...I will continue drinking til I can't drink no more. I gotta walk to the store here in a minute that oughta be fun. I am a some kinda super hero and my power is liquor consumption...

[Crystos]

Fidel I meant that shit.

Feed me 10+ Heinekens and Evan Bleak takes over...

The guy is a madman

[Fidel_CashFlow]

like I said at first I was like wtf lol ...

but I doubt I would be doing to good off of 17 heinekens myself. Thats a lot of beer.

[Crystos]

Alright boys, headin to the store.

If you don't hear from me in the next 20 minutes...I went to jail.

Evan Bleak does not penetrate around. A wrong look from anybody and I am done

[Crystos]

Penetrate

[Crystos]

HAHA time...1 minute to spare. Gonna try and hit a vid...

[Crystos]

Holy fukk is that confusing...I got some footage on the way there and in the store but I am too ****** up to make it work. It won't even play the vids for some reason. Probably fairly simple once I am sober...amyways number 18 comin up

[MoneyLineDawg]

Over/Under set at 24.5 Beers till he passes out or gets arrested

[Crystos]

Under was the play here

[Crystos]

= a call in to work

Only one thing to do in a situation like this...

[tony_come]

You can find the power box in the laundry room or basement or garage

[Crystos]

You can find the power box in the laundry room or basement or garage

[Crystos]

18 took me out...slept for like 3 hours, woke up drunk and cracked another. On like 21 or some shit.

[innovation]

what kind of flammer name is Crystos?

[Crystos]

Tell a bitch you got a name like Crystos and you are a quarter of the way there

[Crystos]

Bout 25 in fellas.

Gotta call it

Work in the morning and all that bullshit

Evan Bleak signing out

[Crystos]

Shit, re-dosed

Damn you Bleak