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**KVB** · 02-16-20, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

I’m a critic at stand up , and trust me , watch it

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

Mfer says some downright impossible not to laugh shit

He actually told very few jokes.

If you've followed Chapelle interviews, you could see the topics he hit on were very serious.

I laughed almost the whole time, but Chapelle himself laughed a few times. Those were during his jokes.

He literally told the crowd he hated them, and he was 100% serious, and they laughed.

Like I said, funny as shit and I laughed the whole time.

But I'm not going to lie, the first bit itself almost had me turning it off because I know where Chapelle is coming from (based on what he has said in the past) and the topic was actually really serious.

Chappelle is a genius.

For me to elaborate on this, it would probably belong in one of those conspiracy theory Illumanti threads, because that's where the truth lies.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 02:27 PM

He couldn’t stop walking to the back up the step and back toward the stage again.

Over and over.

What’s his fukkin problem?

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

He couldn’t stop walking to the back up the step and back toward the stage again.

Over and over.

What’s his fukkin problem?

That's just it. Those were the few jokes, and some a bit edgy, so he played the game with the audience.

A sort of, I have to run from you now before you vilify me.

That's why he's a genius, there was subtle message played out through the whole act.

I got it, but then again, he had my attention from the opening singing. It's not a conicidence that he sung Prince and talked about MJ.

It was a very serious comedy sketch.

Brilliant.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 03:33 PM

It was really good i watched it when it first came out.

I only remember 2 things:

1. It was funny
2. he kept pacing up that step and back like a goddamn lunatic

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 03:42 PM

Opening a 4 pick parlay with BOISE ST +5.5 (-115).

**turtledoves** · 02-16-20, 03:56 PM

**turtledoves** · 02-16-20, 03:58 PM

i bet people from california have never even heard of snowblowers

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 04:01 PM

Bro, I’m an hour and half from the Sierra Nevadas, with tons of snow and skiing, and an hour and a half from the beach.

Been snowed in more than once.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 04:06 PM

I bet people not from California believe it never snows in California.

California Snowblower:

**turtledoves** · 02-16-20, 04:17 PM

ok beach boy, snow flurries don't count

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 04:21 PM

The forecat knows all too well about California Snow...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 04:38 PM

It fukkin snowed here in Austin the other night, 2 days later it is 70 degrees.

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

It fukkin snowed here in Austin the other night, 2 days later it is 70 degrees.

Well, shit, DDD.

I hope your "snowman" doesn't melt...

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 04:47 PM

Looks more like a San Francisco snowman to me.

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 05:03 PM

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by KVB

My God

I would bang them like they have never been banged before, for 30 seconds.

**dlowilly** · 02-16-20, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

It fukkin snowed here in Austin the other night, 2 days later it is 70 degrees.

Austin? I thought you were in California. Did you move or am I mistaken?

**dlowilly** · 02-16-20, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by KVB

They would be fun to run into at a cruise ship bar about to close but they're still wanting to party and you have a balcony suite with a jacuzzi and then the ship happens to get quarantined while they are in your room.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Austin? I thought you were in California. Did you move or am I mistaken?

I moved about 2 months ago.

I'm OK with the big one hitting there now.

**dlowilly** · 02-16-20, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

I moved about 2 months ago.

I'm OK with the big one hitting there now.

Oh ok, just had enough of the place or had to move for work or something?

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by dlowilly

Oh ok, just had enough of the place or had to move for work or something?

Nah, I could have stayed there.

I moved for family.

Already had one fanily member out here. The goal
was to move here and then convince the rest of the family do the same so we can all
be back together for the first time in many many years.

Already got one more to move out here last week.

Working on two more that still live in California. They are coming to visit at the end of the month.

And Texas is great.

BBQ
Everything is cheap
Cowgirls
No state taxes
Steers
Queers

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 06:08 PM

Ahh, DDD trying to get a little step mom/step sibling video studio going out in Austin. No state taxes on the profit!!!

Good Luck DDD!

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 02-16-20, 07:06 PM

Awww, KVB just watched his first stand up comedy show

They all are meant to be edgy, and have a silver lining
to the overall makeup of the show

Some just do it better than others

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 07:16 PM

Yes, Chappelle unique as he walked away from the "organization"...

Not everyone sells their soul.

Chappelle walking that line of what he knows and what he can say.

Everyone will laugh just because he talks...lol...he knows that.

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 08:12 PM

Posting this here so I can post another sunny gif...

Originally posted by KVB

Alright DDD.

Gonna try to open another 4 pick with:

582 - NBABasketball
All Star Giannis Moneyline+198 for Game

The heck with the overpriced team LeBronda.

All this talk of snow but it's been nice California.
...

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 08:56 PM

Going to trade the Utah/Oregon NCAAB game tonight.

Opening the first trade with Utah +653, pregame risking one unit.

Let's do this.

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 09:06 PM

I also bought Utah +12.5 (-105), pregame risking one unit.

It's far less relavant to the trading though.

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 09:17 PM

Yeah, this might not go so well.

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 10:18 PM

This isn't how the trading was supposed to go, but I picked up Utah +15.5 (+159) LIVE risking one unit.

I believe Utah covers the original 12.5 here.

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 02-16-20, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Ahh, DDD trying to get a little step mom/step sibling video studio going out in Austin. No state taxes on the profit!!!

Good Luck DDD!

If this is the kinda shit step families do SIGN ME UP!

**gauchojake** · 02-16-20, 10:29 PM

Where's the snow???????????

It was like 60 today in the Sierras

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 10:51 PM

Originally posted by gauchojake

Where's the snow???????????

It was like 60 today in the Sierras

Looked good at the beginning of the year in taht video above but falling behind now fo sure...

**KVB** · 02-16-20, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by KVB

Going to trade the Utah/Oregon NCAAB game tonight.

Opening the first trade with Utah +653, pregame risking one unit...

Originally posted by KVB

I also bought Utah +12.5 (-105), pregame risking one unit...

Originally posted by KVB

...I picked up Utah +15.5 (+159) LIVE risking one unit...

-3 trading units there.

**turtledoves** · 02-17-20, 12:56 AM

this is cool

**turtledoves** · 02-17-20, 01:04 AM

carolina bbq is best