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So this black guy walks into a bar and goes up to the counter, and he says, "Hello barkeep, I'd like a beer, make it dark!". The bartender agrees and pours him a pint.
So he takes a seat and cant help but notice that the guy sitting next to him has a huge erection and its making it difficult for the man to sit.
So the black guy says "I'm sorry to bother you, but this is astounding, how big is that thing?"
And the guy replies "17 inches, but theres a story behind it."
And the black guy says "Really? Pray tell man, I've got all night."
So the guy explains that once upon a time he was walking along this beach and he found a lamp, a magic lamp he says, and when he rubbed it this magic genie burst out of it."
And the genie said "You have freed me from my prison, for that, I shall grant you three wishes".
So first off, the guy tells the black guy that he wished for riches, and sure enough, he was immediately sitting on a mountain of hundred dollar bills, he was now a billionaire.
Next, as he explained to the black guy, he wished for beautiful women to love him, and sure enough, beautiful women appeared and showered him with love.
So the black guy asks, "what about the third wish?"
And the guy replies, "Well, I suspect this may have been where I made my error. I wished for a 17 inch perpetual errection that would impede my mobility and make it difficult to function in society".
So this black guy walks into a bar and goes up to the counter, and he says, "Hello barkeep, I'd like a beer, make it dark!". The bartender agrees and pours him a pint.
So he takes a seat and cant help but notice that the guy sitting next to him has a huge erection and its making it difficult for the man to sit.
So the black guy says "I'm sorry to bother you, but this is astounding, how big is that thing?"
And the guy replies "17 inches, but theres a story behind it."
And the black guy says "Really? Pray tell man, I've got all night."
So the guy explains that once upon a time he was walking along this beach and he found a lamp, a magic lamp he says, and when he rubbed it this magic genie burst out of it."
And the genie said "You have freed me from my prison, for that, I shall grant you three wishes".
So first off, the guy tells the black guy that he wished for riches, and sure enough, he was immediately sitting on a mountain of hundred dollar bills, he was now a billionaire.
Next, as he explained to the black guy, he wished for beautiful women to love him, and sure enough, beautiful women appeared and showered him with love.
So the black guy asks, "what about the third wish?"
And the guy replies, "Well, I suspect this may have been where I made my error. I wished for a 17 inch perpetual errection that would impede my mobility and make it difficult to function in society".
