Does anything take the smell of shit off your fingers?

[PlanetHollywood]

So I'm laying in bed this morning with the girlfriend still asleep. Was pretty horny, thought about jacking off over her head but did that yesterday morning. So I decided I would just grope her till she awakes and then get it on. Well I somehow found myself with 2 fingers up her ass and she must of been prairie dogging cause I pull my fingers out and they look like I stuck them in a jar of peanut butter. Anyhow even after scrubbing the penetrate out of them in the shower, I still cannot get the penetrating smell off. Anyone got any recommendations? I did try a little gasoline as well but no dice. What a Sunday morning this has been.

[BIGDAY]

Use soap pal.

[You mad bro]

This just means ur still a virgin that u rely on fingering an asshole

[tto827]

I'm liking the 85k you got on the heat. You're day won't get worse, Heat gotta win now.

[rfr3sh]

put them in your mouth i heard that works the best

[sourtwist]

Lol

[bruins35]

stick them up your own butt then the dogs and it should all cancel each other out

[tto827]

This just means ur still a virgin that u rely on fingering an asshole

Drunk, dark, in a position that requires a reach to get down there, sometimes you get the wrong hole. Happened to me the first time (at least I was told), but at least I didn't get shit on my fingers.

[innovation]

Go fist yourself.....then you'll love the smell

[broadway6]

I love sbr...

[You mad bro]

Drunk, dark, in a position that requires a reach to get down there, sometimes you get the wrong hole. Happened to me the first time (at least I was told), but at least I didn't get shit on my fingers.

Find the wrong hole w ur dicck maybe .. But playing around with ur fingers and randomly getting them stuck in the ass? He had to be digging up there ..

[You mad bro]

HIs fingers were really up his girls pussy and thats his excuse for the bad smell ....

[tto827]

Find the wrong hole w ur dicck maybe .. But playing around with ur fingers and randomly getting them stuck in the ass? He had to be digging up there ..

If its first thing in the morning I agree, cause liquor isn't going to be a very valid excuse. I'm telling you from personal experience, she's on top, your disfunctionally drunk. Try to progress things along by moving the hands down there, its tough to get that reach over the backside. Sometimes you find a hole and just hope...

But if your wrist deep like this dude seems like he was, yes, you can hopefully tell the difference.

[You mad bro]

If its first thing in the morning I agree, cause liquor isn't going to be a very valid excuse. I'm telling you from personal experience, she's on top, your disfunctionally drunk. Try to progress things along by moving the hands down there, its tough to get that reach over the backside. Sometimes you find a hole and just hope...

But if your wrist deep like this dude seems like he was, yes, you can hopefully tell the difference.

His girls pink might just stink

[tto827]

His girls pink might just stink

They both have some more serious issues though if he is getting a peanut butter substance on his fingers from the pink.

So I'm laying in bed this morning with the girlfriend still asleep. Was pretty horny, thought about jacking off over her head but did that yesterday morning. So I decided I would just grope her till she awakes and then get it on. Well I somehow found myself with 2 fingers up her ass and she must of been prairie dogging cause I pull my fingers out and they look like I stuck them in a jar of peanut butter. Anyhow even after scrubbing the penetrate out of them in the shower, I still cannot get the penetrating smell off. Anyone got any recommendations? I did try a little gasoline as well but no dice. What a Sunday morning this has been.

[smokenjoke]

Use soap!!! & stop calling him a girl!!!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Since when did http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav...on=dollgallery start making ones with working bungholes?



Would've thought SEAWEED would've been all over this and posted moons ago before resorting to this Casper......

[tony_come]

You're shit out of luck

[TRE1968]

LMMFAO

[The Kraken]

Maybe this is gods way of telling you that you should be in Church on a Sunday morning

[TheCentaur]

Prairie Dogging it?

[MagicDiceFlow]

Try scrubbing your fingers with grinded coffee grounds. Remarkably, the oils and scrub from the coffee removes odors from skin. I use this whenever I eat seafood like crawfish and it works wonders.

http://www.thekitchn.com/remove-cooking-odors-with-coffee-beans-176856

[tto827]

Prairie Dogging it?

Little brown thing just starting to pop out of a hole.........

[statnerds]

Burning Palms, worst movie ever

[Wulfman14]

amazing how many people dont know what prarie dogging is . the daughter pleads with jon lovitz in the movie rat race to stop the car because she is "prarie dogging" . 3 people in the room watching with me are like "what does that mean?"

anyway he ends up making her poop out the car window

[Wulfman14]

and hollywood that is some sick SHIT you posted . i only entered cuz i thought you meant like after you wipe yur ass with toilet paper or something after diarrhea and it gets on yur hands. even so im surprised that gasoline or kerosene does not take the smell away.

[Spanks]

sounds like you are having fun with your boyfriend

[Spanks]

try bleach you can put a little in his azz too too

[Bostongambler]

Wtf, I take it the author of this thread is 14.

[Wulfman14]

agreed boston G. fukkin disguting.

[Bostongambler]

Prairie Dogging it?

I googled it myself. Urban dictionary.

[Easy-Rider 66]

OP check in. Did you eradicate the Smell?

[flyingillini]

A dried release always does the trick.

[TheCentaur]

It sounds like you may have some stuck under your fingernails which all of these cleaning strategies have missed

[Marv001]

I don't think anything will help besides time.