ATTN: SBR John.....I implore you to act immediately......

[opie1988]

....and terminate the employment of new mod SBR_Forum!

I'm telling you, Walker....this fukk is out of control. Whoever the fukk it is, they've got an ego bigger than all of forumville. I gave him/her a "welcome to SBR bitchslap" a week or so ago, and that fukk has been on the warpath ever since, culminating in having the balls to send me a fukkin infraction earlier today. (I know....unbelievable to me as well!)

Now....I realize this newbie most likely doesn't realize who he's fukkin with....and this is why I am asking you to take pity on this fukk and shitcan them immediately! Before there is a lot of unnecessary bloodshed.

Best-

Opie

P.S. Thanks for the cigars, pal.

[Bcatswin]

[BIGDAY]

[SamDiamond]

What kind of cigars?

[ChalkyDog]

SBR JOHN: "Opie, I'll call you....














... I'll call you a whiny bitch for botherin' me."

[opie1988]

What kind of cigars?

A beautiful box of
Flor de las Antillas Toros.

JHW is all class.

[milwaukee mike]

if sbr forum gets fired the only mod left will be lou

[shari91]

Good luck Opie! Let us know how that one pans out

[milwaukee mike]

lololololol

this thread got salooned

[opie1988]

Salooned.

I'm gonna kill this fukk!!

[RogueScholar]

I've had no problems with the Mod staff in years. All of these people bitching about things here need to find a mirror if they want to really see the problem.

Opie, I can pretty much guarantee if you stop the bullshitting and attention-whoring, you'll have the same cordial non-relationship that I enjoy with the powers that be here. Oops, if you did that, you'd truly have nothing to say....

Carry on, then; we all have our crosses to bear, and acting the fool around this place must be yours.

[opie1988]

I've had no problems with the Mod staff in years. All of these people bitching about things here need to find a mirror if they want to really see the problem.

Opie, I can pretty much guarantee if you stop the bullshitting and attention-whoring, you'll have the same cordial non-relationship that I enjoy with the powers that be here. Oops, if you did that, you'd truly have nothing to say....

Carry on, then; we all have our crosses to bear, and acting the fool around this place must be yours.

Oh wow! Another long winded zinger.

*Yes, you have a broad vocabulary.
*Yes, you're extremely gay and need everyone to know as much.
*Yes, you miss the old days of SBR and how everyone would share their innermost feelings.

Did we forget anything?

[PaperTrail07]

OPIE is legit peoples....if he says can.....

[RogueScholar]

Thanks for proving that you have nothing to say without your schtick. Usually I have to work a bit harder to make my points stick around here.

EDIT: My post to you wasn't long-winded, had no words the average sixth grader isn't familiar with, and contained no references to my sexuality. It's a shame you were too busy posturing and playing the fool to notice that though. You just needed something to fire back with to prove how tough you are, regardless of whether it was a response to what was actually posted, or as in this instance, simply a knee-jerk reaction to getting called out by something who has your number. Carry on, though, as it's great entertainment.

[opie1988]

Thanks for proving that you have nothing to say without your schtick. Usually I have to work a bit harder to make my points stick around here.

EDIT: My post to you wasn't long-winded, had no words the average sixth grader isn't familiar with, and contained no references to my sexuality. It's a shame you were too busy posturing and playing the fool to notice that though. You just needed something to fire back with to prove how tough you are, regardless of whether it was a response to what was actually posted, or as in this instance, simply a knee-jerk reaction to getting called out by something who has your number. Carry on, though, as it's great entertainment.

I was going to thank you for your brevity.....but then you edited it!

[daneblazer]

Agreed, out of control. Guy just gives infractions out of thin air with little justification.

[RogueScholar]

Alright, even I got a laugh out of that.

But now that we've both had our chuckle, I'd love it if you'd at least try to respond to what I'm saying when I post to you, instead of just firing back with stuff from previous arguments. Unlike your usual targets, I only tangle with you when I think you're genuinely making a fool of yourself. When you're not, you're just another guy whose posts I skim rather than genuinely read, because of consistent lack of content.

[opie1988]

Alright, even I got a laugh out of that.

But now that we've both had our chuckle, I'd love it if you'd at least try to respond to what I'm saying when I post to you, instead of just firing back with stuff from previous arguments. Unlike your usual targets, I only tangle with you when I think you're genuinely making a fool of yourself. When you're not, you're just another guy whose posts I skim rather than genuinely read, because of consistent lack of content.

I'm driving right now, pal.

You do realize this thread is completely satirical, right?

[RogueScholar]

If you die on the road because you were busy responding on your phone to me, then wouldn't you have proved my contention that you're an oxygen-wasting, room temperature IQ, neocon fool? That'd be awesome for me, but for the sake of your daughter, get your priorities straight and focus on the road when you're behind the wheel, okay?

And it's impossible to assume that this thread was satire, because your online persona would be precisely the type of idiot that would take high offense to any outside suggestion that he was subject to the reproach of another. If you want me to give you the benefit of the doubt on matters like this, you have to drop the act and behave like someone who has a clue about such matters. You act like a fool 99% of the time and then when it ends up looking too stupid, try to sell it as a "joke all along." Can't have it both ways, my closeted queer nemesis.

[opie1988]

If you die on the road because you were busy responding on your phone to me, then wouldn't you have proved my contention that you're an oxygen-wasting, room temperature IQ, neocon fool? That'd be awesome for me, but for the sake of your daughter, get your priorities straight and focus on the road when you're behind the wheel, okay?

And it's impossible to assume that this thread was satire, because your online persona would be precisely the type of idiot that would take high offense to any outside suggestion that he was subject to the reproach of another. If you want me to give you the benefit of the doubt on matters like this, you have to drop the act and behave like someone who has a clue about such matters. You act like a fool 99% of the time and then when it ends up looking too stupid, try to sell it as a "joke all along." Can't have it both ways, my closeted queer nemesis.

Look ace.....if you didn't realize this thread was a joke.....

then, at least in this instance, I'm afraid it's you that "ended up looking stupid."

You do understand the whole SBR_Forum person gag, right?

[RogueScholar]

Try again, Opie.

If you're shooting for comedy, you need a new hobby, because you making another thread pretending to be more than just another forum pissant isn't novel or remotely funny to anyone here, as evidenced by the fact that only half a dozen people besides myself responded, and two of those couldn't be bothered to contribute more than a smiley to your little gag reel. And I'm still here eating your lunch while you pretend to be above it all once again.

Hint: If you were above it all, you wouldn't find this shit funny to begin with or waste time trying to salvage it once it falls apart. Being pathetic is only funny the first couple times, and afterwards it's just sad.

As for the gag you refer to, I don't know a thing about it. The half hour SBR can sometimes merit out of my day isn't wasted on trying to understand the meme-du-jour, rather I tend to look for a real conversation where people aren't just posting for the sake of having nothing better to do with their time (which, admittedly, you've fallen victim to with regards to my time today).

[William Walters]

Rogue.........settle down or I'll send for PaulyPoker.

[InTheDrink]

sbr_forum and lou have never been seen in the same place at the same time

that's all im sayin

[ttwarrior1]

this new mod is thinking of making me a mod again. How do you like those apples

[opie1988]

Try again, Opie.

If you're shooting for comedy, you need a new hobby, because you making another thread pretending to be more than just another forum pissant isn't novel or remotely funny to anyone here, as evidenced by the fact that only half a dozen people besides myself responded, and two of those couldn't be bothered to contribute more than a smiley to your little gag reel. And I'm still here eating your lunch while you pretend to be above it all once again.

Hint: If you were above it all, you wouldn't find this shit funny to begin with or waste time trying to salvage it once it falls apart. Being pathetic is only funny the first couple times, and afterwards it's just sad.

As for the gag you refer to, I don't know a thing about it. The half hour SBR can sometimes merit out of my day isn't wasted on trying to understand the meme-du-jour, rather I tend to look for a real conversation where people aren't just posting for the sake of having nothing better to do with their time (which, admittedly, you've fallen victim to with regards to my time today).

Ok. And you tend to look for this "real conversation" in the Saloon??

Look pal....don't be upset that you look ridiculous because you couldn't recognize a joke. Just relax, for fukks sake.

There's gotta be more to life than always trying to prove how smart you are to a bunch of guys in a cyber chit chat room.

We get it, already.

[opie1988]

sbr_forum and lou have never been seen in the same place at the same time

that's all im sayin

:BINGO!!

Be sure and pm this discovery to rogue!!

[King Mayan]

the clumsy obese fukk is crying to sbr John..


This is America puto... Theres no crying.. Deal with it hippo.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

If you die on the road because you were busy responding on your phone to me, then wouldn't you have proved my contention that you're an oxygen-wasting, room temperature IQ, neocon fool? That'd be awesome for me, but for the sake of your daughter, get your priorities straight and focus on the road when you're behind the wheel, okay?

And it's impossible to assume that this thread was satire, because your online persona would be precisely the type of idiot that would take high offense to any outside suggestion that he was subject to the reproach of another. If you want me to give you the benefit of the doubt on matters like this, you have to drop the act and behave like someone who has a clue about such matters. You act like a fool 99% of the time and then when it ends up looking too stupid, try to sell it as a "joke all along." Can't have it both ways, my closeted queer nemesis.

[nosniboR11]

stfu rouge, when you pass away rouge, satan will ask you to write a paragraph for him

jeez

dont like it jump

[Chi_archie]

less fiction!!!!!

well except the story about that photo and patty venditto bending over on all four!

[stevenash]

[RogueScholar]

Ok. And you tend to look for this "real conversation" in the Saloon??

Look pal....don't be upset that you look ridiculous because you couldn't recognize a joke. Just relax, for fukks sake.

There's gotta be more to life than always trying to prove how smart you are to a bunch of guys in a cyber chit chat room.

We get it, already.

What choice do I have but to look for it in the Saloon? Ever since the decision was made to limit Players Talk to people talking about only the aspects of gambling irrelevant to winning (look for the relevant stuff in HTT and sometimes in S&I), the Saloon has become the new home for the topics that have always been the most engaging at this place.

What you still can't seem to recognize (or refuse to admit that you grasp) is that you insult our intelligence by not having your routine evolve with the times. Trust me, it's pretty obvious that while you might be capable of being interesting here, your only purpose at SBR remains making yourself chuckle, while telling yourself that we're chuckling with you, since you can't see our collective eyes rolling behind the monitor/phone.

This was never about being/appearing to be smarter than anyone, rather it was to try once again to penetrate your self-involved world with some reality about how seeing a grown man whine like a schoolboy isn't funny anymore, if it ever was. JJ got away with it because he embraced every aspect of his pathetic nature, while you spoil your own jokes every time by always trying to act like you're above it all.

Look at me, I've had to evolve with the times too. When I first started posting at SBR, it was to argue with the conservatives and inflame the rampant homophobia here by throwing my sexual orientation in everyone's face. Then it was a battle about capricious moderating and the staff issues at the time (Ganch's crystal meth binge and the accompanying paranoia-laced PMs and chats in the latter half of '09 and up to his termination here in '10 were truly ambrosia for my curmudgeonry at the time). Now I'm crusading against the remnants of what I call JJ-ism around here, the people who can't let go of this idea that they're hilarious, when really they're boorish and unimaginative. The point being that I've changed a lot around here, because I know repeating the same old act sans innovation would be tiresome not only to me but to others as well.

Can't you at least try to be someone different around here and see how it feels and how others respond? Is it really asking too much for you to treat us like we're actual people here instead of members of a peanut gallery forced to listen to whatever you think is the height of hilarity that day? Or do you stick around simply because, in your mind, chit-chat room denizens aren't worthy of even the smallest amount of effort to be creative? I'll admit I don't have a high opinion of the average SBR-izen, but it still has to be massively higher than your estimation of them, considering the drivel you continue to post.

[milwaukee mike]

^^terrific post rogue scholar and one that hits home

i made an effort to quit being a drunk video maker (even though it was fun), hopefully before it came to define me

[Grits n' Gravy]

A beautiful box of
Flor de las Antillas Toros.

JHW is all class.

That's the best the BI money could get?

[Grits n' Gravy]

this new mod is thinking of making me a mod again. How do you like those apples

pipe down fatty. only thing any mod would do involving you and an apple is to stick a few in your blowhole before putting you on a spit to roast.