I'm bowling right now.....

[opie1988]

.....and I TOTALLY SUCK!!

Unreal how bad I am. Bowled a 134 in first game. Now bowling a fukkin 49 thru 5 frames in the second game.

To put it in perspective....my 5 year old daughter is bowling a 51 thru 5. (But she gets the bumpers, so in reality her score shouldn't count. She's cheating.)

Fukk this game!!

[tto827]

134 isn't that bad. I probably average 170 or so, and every time I'm at the alley all the guys in leagues jaws drop and they try and get me to join their league. Most of those guys who bowl on a weekly basis rarely go over 120, don't feel bad Opie.

[Bigbill365]

U got to do the 2 finger hook put right middle and ring finger only in the 2 holes then when you throw it kind of spin it when its leaving your hand

[Vegas39]

-125 on Opies Daughter

[Smoke]

Opie you should use the bumpers too

[str]

It must be the lane.

[Vegas39]

Opie you should use the bumpers too

[opie1988]

-125 on Opies Daughter

Unfukkinreal. She just threw a strike to open her 10th frame. I managed to pull away from her in the late frames. We finished up 106 to 89.

Ha!! Looks like I beat that ass!!

Fukk me

[Vegas39]

106

[Mikeyanks23]

7ft tall guys are never good at bowling

Go buy your daughter and ice cream cone and tell her your willing to take lessons from her

[Vegas39]

7ft tall guys are never good at bowling

Go buy your daughter and ice cream cone and tell her your willing to take lessons from her

Andrew Bynum agrees

[Mikeyanks23]

Andrew Bynum agrees

[fergie's balls]

Love when the kids got old enough to bowl,nothing beats that. Recently i saw at local lanes this metal 'launch' thing where parent puts ball on it and kid just lets it go. Pussification of America continues. Rather slit my wrist with a spork then let my kid use that.

[mynameismud]

used to like bowling back in the day even though i suck. i did bowl a 191 once...other than that, i usually bowl a 130ish

[The Prick]

whatsamatter gomer aint they got a puttputt course in hicksville?

[ProfaneReality]

Make some adjustments with your feet

[opie1988]

Make some adjustments with your feet

Did.

Still suck.

[darkhat]

i am a terrible bowler

like so terrible i'm embarrassed to even go

if a girl is ever dumb enough to have one of my kids i will bring them to play darts and pool

[tatommack]

Bowling for years i have 4 300 and one 800.series. haven't bowled in 2 years with my back problems. its easy now with all the new technology anyone can buy a two hundred avg.

[mynameismud]

[stikymess]

for some reason Opie and bowling this comes to mind

[Brock Landers]

I bowl every Wednesday at lunch with my league

Avg 225 with my handicap

[Smoke]

7ft tall guys are never good at bowling

Go buy your daughter and ice cream cone and tell her your willing to take lessons from her

Opie isnt 7 foot tall. No way

Maybe 6'4 in his cowboy boots

[opie1988]

Opie isnt 7 foot tall. No way

Maybe 6'4 in his cowboy boots

6'7 barefoot, homie.

[Smoke]

6'7 barefoot, homie.

[Vegas39]

I bowl every Wednesday at lunch with my league

Avg 225 with my handicap

sure you do

[darkhat]

6'7 barefoot, homie.

[Smoke]

[milwaukee mike]

I bowl every Wednesday at lunch with my league

Avg 225 with my handicap

and your handicap is the fact that you don't know how to handicap a game

[mynameismud]

I bowl every Wednesday at lunch with my league

Avg 225 with my handicap

bowling is a great sport for short stubby guys landers. do you lay action on your games?

[King Mayan]

Bowling is a game for normal sized people...

Not overgrown uncoordinated goofballs.

[Vegas39]

and your handicap is the fact that you don't know how to handicap a game

[Smoke]

Pump them hammies!

[opie1988]

Bowling is a game for normal sized people...

Not overgrown uncoordinated goofballs.

Well them that leaves you out, you Mexican midget.

[darkhat]

maybe ball too light or too heavy

switch up possibly