[Auto Donk]

So, I'm out on the open Caribbean, immersed in a 2-5 no limit hold em game during our cruise, and two hands in, get dealt 10-7 off. The know-it-all "brain" of the table raises to twenty, and I lay my out of position rags down, only to see a flop come out 8-9-j, essentially would have taken all his $200 buy-in that hand, as he reveals his aces after betting fifty on the flop to blow out some other donk at the table.

Several hands later, LaDonque is dealt the worst starting hand in poker, 7-2, though it is suited in spades (7s2s). Feeling lucky and channeling the "inner bitemeusadoj", I limp into the hand only to see the brain of the table, who plays with his stack like a true expert, shuffling chips between fingers like a magician, and espousing all the rules to help our barely-able-to-speak-english green dealer deal the game, raises to $25 from the button, either representing a real hand or just trying to wash out the numerous limpers.....

Another very loose player, a big soul brother who played anything -- "I like to gamble" is how he put it just before this hand -- who was on the big blind calls the $25 raise, adding $20 to his big blind already on the table, and is now in the hand as well.........

while most fold the suited beer hand at that point, I was still dreaming about what could have been in the earlier 10-7 hand and stacking the bigmouth, so decided it was time to get into this hand, knowing the "brain" was bound to be on a big pair or ace big at a minimum, or was simply trying to steal from the button, and dump another $20 into the pot like a true donk (did you not read my f'n SBR handle???)

flop comes down: 7 5s 4s


Soul brother checks, I fire $20 at it, knowing the brain is going to blast it if I don't. He blasts it anyway, making it $100. The Soul brother goes all in for his remaining $180 or so, putting me all in if I call the raise.

first interactive question: what do you do, call off your entire stack (at the start of the hand you had around $180 of your $200 buyin on the table) with 14 essential outs -- 9 spades, 5 remaining non- spade sevens and duces (and possible runner runner outs for the straight); or do you fold?

[franklee168]

Auto gamble!

[Bigbill365]

Where’s the vid and your wife in bikini?

[Auto Donk]

Where’s the vid and your wife in bikini?

patience, Master Blaster-lookin' grasshopper......

I play poker before hammering ass on cruise ships.......

[KVB]

I say bet the stack but be prepared to birth another during the trip.

You got em where you want em.

[Auto Donk]

forgot to add the interactive question, question 1.a, "do you fold preflop after the brain's raise, or do you pour the additional $20 to call preflop?"

[KVB]

Honestly, he might have pushed me out with the raise.

But now that your there.

You're talking to a guy that loves the "all in" 2-3 at the right time though.

[asiagambler]

I would probably fold because I don't know that you can really say you have 14 outs

You're drawing to a really low flush so spades might not even be good

2 is also kind of weak. Even if brain has an overpair you could be counterfeited on the river

7 is safer but even then there's still a straight on the board

I can see the case for calling though since you said the soul brother is playing loose so it's very possible he is on a draw and calling could shut out the brain with the best hand. But then again, if he's check re-raising all-in he could be stronger with something like 2 pair or top pair where you'd be outkicked. At least then you'd still have the flush draw

I would have folded pre-flop though. You showed weakness by initially limping then calling the brain's raise. If you're gonna do that, at least have a better hand that 7 freaking 2 lol

[Auto Donk]

I would probably fold because I don't know that you can really say you have 14 outs

You're drawing to a really low flush so spades might not even be good

2 is also kind of weak. Even if brain has an overpair you could be counterfeited on the river

7 is safer but even then there's still a straight on the board

I can see the case for calling though since you said the soul brother is playing loose so it's very possible he is on a draw and calling could shut out the brain with the best hand. But then again, if he's check re-raising all-in he could be stronger with something like 2 pair or top pair where you'd be outkicked. At least then you'd still have the flush draw

I would have folded pre-flop though. You showed weakness by initially limping then calling the brain's raise. If you're gonna do that, at least have a better hand that 7 freaking 2 lol

valid points all; I thought about being "outflushed" by bro, and knew I'd possibly get counterfitted by the board if it pairs up other than 7's or 2's....

though once he shoves, the triple up potential makes calling more attractive.....

how the hand plays out will be posted at 7 pm cst tonight........

in a bit of foreshadowing: D F W T D!!!!!

SBR'ers who played in our now defunct poker room since I joined in 2013 probably remember what that acronym means......

[JIBBBY]

Donker roadshow is always impressive!

How do you or did you make your money to travel and do the things you do today Donk? I'm curious?

Where do you get the energy at your age to keep filling that bucket list and rocking it? Cocaine maybe or gallons of coffee?

We're probably around the same age and I'm chilling and out now. Content to chill at home mostly and not party like a rock star anymore! I'm jealous..

[DiggityDaggityDo]

D F W T D!!!!!

Do Fukkin Work, Thick Dick ???

[KVB]

I believe the natives at Donkland know it as...

"Donk Fukkin Will Throw Down"

But as languages mixed, and Donkland visitors became more exotic, they just simplified it for everyone...

"Don't Fukk With The Donk"

Of course, the French had their own version, and they're not changing it...

D F W L D

"Don't Fukk With LaDonque"

That's the French for ya.

[Auto Donk]

I believe the natives at Donkland know it as...

"Donk Fukkin Will Throw Down"

But as languages mixed, and Donkland visitors became more exotic, they just simplified it for everyone...

"Don't Fukk With The Donk"

Of course, the French had their own version, and they're not changing it...

D F W L D

"Don't Fukk With LaDonque"

That's the French for ya.

KVB, as usual, hammers it!!!!

[Optional]

If I was happy to rebuy, I'd gamble to go for a triple up there.


BTW, "7-2, though it is suited"... I can almost hear Peavy chuckling at this line from here

[Auto Donk]

If I was happy to rebuy, I'd gamble to go for a triple up there.


BTW, "7-2, though it is suited"... I can almost hear Peavy chuckling at this line from here

no doubt, thinking like I was, even heard jake's chuckling at the table that night as I contemplated limping with the beer hand 7-2, "BUT they were SUITED!".....

that extra 3% flush possibility preflop always, always makes such a difference!

[Optional]

Did Soul brother have As?

[Auto Donk]

Did Soul brother have As?

asiangambler read the big black brutha correctly, putting him on a draw......

as will be revealed at 7 pm cst, the bro shoved with lowly j-6 after the brain made it 100 with his hand (thus having spiked an up and down strt draw on the flop)...... I know the brain is calling for only another 100 or so (both players had me covered by a bit), so when the actions turns to me, I know it is going to a threeway showdown if I call the bro's shove.......

[Optional]

I meant A spades

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

This tutorial video should help:

[Auto Donk]

I meant A spades

ah, now I understand....

as noted above, he had lowly jack six off.....

in another bit of foreshadowing, here is his look immediately after the hand plays out:






as compared to before the hands are revealed:

[mjsuax13]

Donker roadshow is always impressive!

How do you or did you make your money to travel and do the things you do today Donk? I'm curious?

Where do you get the energy at your age to keep filling that bucket list and rocking it? Cocaine maybe or gallons of coffee?

We're probably around the same age and I'm chilling and out now. Content to chill at home mostly and not party like a rock star anymore! I'm jealous..

He’s not hiding from homeless and woke violence in Santa Monica pal. You need to get out of there!

[Snowball]

In French the La is feminine.

Masculine is Le Donque.

[Auto Donk]

In French the La is feminine.

Masculine is Le Donque.

thanks, snow, although those in DonkLand generally don't give a shit......

like in the instance of whether a hurricane has a male name or female name, I'm bringing a helluva fukkstorm down on the party, no matter whether it's Le or La......

put another way, just as a "rose by any other name lwhatever the rest of the phrase is]", "my rod by whatever name is just as huge, rigid and fun for a babe to ride".....

[Auto Donk]

p.s., Snowy, the original La Donque was a spanish take, arising from the sbr poker tournaments involving Dorado Chico, the "golden boy" jake peavy.....




nevertheless, when in France, I'll make sure to use Le Donque, so as not to have people think I'm some sort of half-ass Bruce Jenner....

[Snowball]

lol, but La is feminine in Spanish also.

masculine is El Donque.

haha

[Auto Donk]

alright, so, I don't take long in making the decision to go all in with my 7-2 (didn't call because at that moment I wasn't sure if bro had me covered -- he did, so I could have, tho my shove made the brain think about his hand's potential problems ahead)....

the brain makes the threeway official, shoving all in as well.......

so, three-handed, we turn em up:


first, the bro who shoved, he turns over:






then LaDonque:








Lastly, the brain turns his over:





the brain scoffs at the pathetic hands his aces are up against, and proclaims to the dealer, in his confidence -- since he has both of us covered -- to "run em and we'll settle up the side pots if necessary since I'm in the lead...."


refresher, since it's way up the thread; the board at this point is 7d 5s 4s

[JIBBBY]

He’s not hiding from homeless and woke violence in Santa Monica pal. You need to get out of there!

A man is not defined by where he lives. I'm more of a red meat Republican conservative redneck at heart then even Donkers. Merica Baby!!!

[Optional]

I hope the turn is 3 spades

[Auto Donk]

I hope the turn is 3 spades

here's the turn:

[stevek173]

That's a snap fold in my book

[Auto Donk]

That's a snap fold in my book

and this is why you don't snap fold it:











after the river, I calmly state:


"That's how you do it, boys.... Like Helmuth, I can dodge bullets, baby....."

[manny24]

then The Brain's wife took the hit

[thetrinity]

Easy AI after you see the flop. Someone at the casino called 100 preflop with 27o and flopped 2 7s stacked aces. I didn’t see the hand but heard about nonstop after

[Auto Donk]

Easy AI after you see the flop. Someone at the casino called 100 preflop with 27o and flopped 2 7s stacked aces. I didn’t see the hand but heard about nonstop after

I could feel the heat coming off the brain.....

the next time I raised preflop (fifteen) he immediately yellls out $50 (I'd busted out the guy in between us) like a crazed maniac...... I really got in his head then, calmly saying "I don't know how much of that fifty is pure anger and revenge, or whether you actually may have a hand". It comes around to me, I calmly say "all in", and he folds......... (I had 73 off, and showed.... he left the table after 1 more round).

wound up turning my $200 buy-in into $1,450 in less than two hours, when no one else would rebuy and the fish quit showing up with their $100 buy-ins..... considering the ten percent rake (maxing out at 15 per hand), I figure I won $1700-$1,800 before I busted the game.....

D F W T D!!!

[Auto Donk]

then The Brain's wife took the hit

I need to update the unicorn thread..... we could have had her.... fine ass babe hiding some sort of little electronic pigs around the ship's casino, hit on me at the bar, begging me to take one of her pigs..... I put it in the cleavage of this statute that is barred off from touching it in the middle of the casino, of a couple dancing in black tie garb from like back in the twenties. As you cant reach the couple from the railing around out, I had to perfectly toss it up into the statute babe's .... accomplished that feet like penny hardaway draining a three on my first attempt.....

my wife rolls up, and, due to the "rules", she saw how bad that babe wanted to bang, and squelched the whole scenario. I didn't have time to tell the uni, "hey, come find my wife and act like you have never talked to me before in my life -- this has to be her decision or it ain't happening....." fine british accented big tittied slut who was clearly bi.....

not all hunting stories end in success like the one below obviously did.....







unicorn hunting was made difficult by cruise conditions, as well. not the weather or waves, but the fact that Sigma Gamma Rho was having a huge reunion and conference on the ship..... while those heavy weights made up about 40 percent of the women on the boat, they made up 80 percent of the weight on the boat.... I've never seen so many fat black women in my life.......







diggity, manny, etc., zoom in on those pigs, ie, hogs, and see if you can find even one that isn't over 175 pounds.......