[Auto Donk]

Recently, Jay Vegas inquired about an obviously little-known fact here in SBR Poker Land, related to resident wussy WussyWaves -- a modest, unassuming fellow -- and whether he might have won some type of yearly challenge with another little-known member of SBR.

Well, JayVegas, and the remaining masses here at SBR that are probably also in the dark, having never heard of WW's efforts in such a yearly challenge, here is all you need to know: Mr. Waves will burn in hell someday.....

Why? Well, it all started last fall, when he was behind the far-more-skilled other player, known as "TDB," trailing by a couple of thousand points or so, and had absolutely no chance in hell of catching TDB. It was then that Waves was visited by this red dude with horns on his head that some people call "Satan" or "The Devil"......

This red beezlebub demon character offered Waves the standard deal he's known to offer other losers with no hope or shot in hell of accomplishing whatever critical life-important challenge they face, which is of course, he will let them accomplish the task IF they give him their soul upon death......

Waves, who's never accomplished shit in his entire life (other than winning that gay-ass looking certificate he's so proud of, holding it in all of the photos that he has posted on his linked-in, twitter, facebook, ashley madison, etc. social accounts), snapped at the Devil's offer, and the rest is history......

Waves ran like a God (how ironic, since he sold his soul to the devil to do so) for the remaining two months of the year, while TDB suddenly took every f'n bad beat imaginable (in other words, TDB got the full "Auto Donk on SBR Poker" experience) and Waves "won" the challenge......

Waves paid a high price for his life's crowning achievement, which is why you've never heard of it....... daily, or at least, hourly.......


p.s. Waves was recently seen leaving hell in tears..... very upset that he couldn't get the equivalent of a "second mortgage" on his soul, in an effort to win his yearly challenge with me, which he's been getting absolutely owned in all f'n year long........

[Triple_D_Bet]

Heh, good story as always donker

Bobbo did run hotter than the sun for a little over 2 of the last three months (was offline a lot for 2nd half of december, didn't track), but I wasn't as drastically under EV as he was over....combined effect was more than enough though

Someone should compile a list of all the things bobbo has tried (and failed miserably)using this one win to prove, that would be hilarious

[bobbywaves]

Waves -- a modest, unassuming fellow -- he won some 29k yearly challenge with a little-known member of SBR, named Tripe.

[bobbywaves]

Heh, good story as always

Heh, Tripe's "good story" had a nightmare ending for him.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Heh, Tripe's "good story" had a nightmare ending for him.

You're neither the dumbest person I've lost to in poker nor the most I've lost...but I can safely say you're the most determined to prove you're an idiot to anyone who will listen

[sammygran]

Hilarious writing as usual donk. Keep up the good work.

[bobbywaves]

You're neither the dumbest person I've lost to in poker nor the most I've lost...but I can safely say you're the most determined to prove you're an idiot to anyone who will listen

I can safely say, you're the dumbest person I was able to set up & sucker into accepting a 29k poker bet.

[SharpAngles]

tldr

[Triple_D_Bet]

tldr

Nothing new in here;
Bobbo still delusional,
Donker still funny

[bobbywaves]

tldr

Literally translates to: Too long didn't read.
Really translates to: I'm too lazy to read the entirety of what this Donkey troll just said, but I still want to say something.

[bobbywaves]

Nothing new in here;
Waves still took me for 29k,
Donkey still delusional

[SharpAngles]

Literally translates to: Too long didn't read.
Really translates to: I'm too smart to read the entirety of what this Donktastic superhero just said, but I still want to say something.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Wow haven't seen one of these threads in a minute

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I try not to pile on bobby like everyone else but I wouldn't be surprised if he puts "29k Challenge Winner" on his tombstone.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Wow haven't seen one of these threads in a minute

Word on the street is that donk's output is slipping because he's still recovering from his last trip to Vegas, when he beat Charlie Sheen in a hookers-and-blow-throwdown. Tragically, it was an unsanctioned bout, so Charlie still has the official title

[downsouth]

I try not to pile on bobby like everyone else but I wouldn't be surprised if he puts "29k Challenge Winner" on his tombstone.

[bobbywaves]

I wouldn't be surprised if he puts "29k Challenge Winner" on his tombstone.

You would have a point, if I created ignorant 29k threads.

Fact of the matter is, it's only brought up as a humbling tool, when Tripe ignorantly tries to put down my game. Tripe has demonstrated he's incapable of giving credit when it's due, he prefers lame excuses for his failures.

[astro61200]

You would have a point, if I created ignorant 29k threads.

Fact of the matter is, it's only brought up as a humbling tool, when Tripe ignorantly tries to put down my game. Tripe has demonstrated he's incapable of giving credit when it's due, he prefers lame excuses for his failures.

You owe me half 37.5k points from proving you incorrect in that you brought up this contest more than 10 or 15 times in a week or 2.

Pay up STIFF

[Triple_D_Bet]

You would have a point, if I created ignorant 29k threads.

Fact of the matter is, it's only brought up as a humbling tool, when Tripe ignorantly tries to put down my game. Tripe has demonstrated he's incapable of giving credit when it's due, he prefers lame excuses for his failures.

This coming from the guy who, when he loses, either says he did it "on purpose" or just refuses to acknowledge that he even lost...can't make up this level of idiocy

[bobbywaves]

You owe me half 37.5k points from proving you incorrect in that you brought up this contest more than 10 or 15 times in a week or 2.

Pay up STIFF

Would love to pay ya, but obviously you & Jay failed to prove 15 post mentions in a week.

Status is not a post moron.

[bobbywaves]

or just refuses to acknowledge that he even lost.

Did I lose annual challenge to you Tripe? Of course not. So why would I acknowledge that I lost, when I won?

Can't make up this level of idiocy.

[astro61200]

Would love to pay ya, but obviously you & Jay failed to prove 15 post mentions in a week.

Status is not a post moron.

Status is included with every post. Send!

[Triple_D_Bet]

Did I lose annual challenge to you Tripe? Of course not. So why would I acknowledge that I lost, when I won?

Can't make up this level of idiocy.

You seem to have conveniently left out every other bet we ever had, all of which you lost....somehow you went and rounded all those losses down to "0". But hey, when you're ignoring large parts of reality already, what's a little more?

This whole exchange would be a lot more amusing if you had an ounce of wit, or could think of a coherent insult without copy/pasting the last one directed your way. Any chance you can apply for a low-income-subsidized writer to help you out? Assuming any government worker has to have a high-school education, they could also help you with a lot of other areas you're struggling in (simple math, reading, vocabulary, simple logic). Failing that, just pay a neighborhood kid some pizza and have them post for you; you'd look a lot less like the mouth breather you seem to be

[Triple_D_Bet]

Status is included with every post. Send!

Astro looks to have a pretty good case here

[bobbywaves]

Astro looks to have a pretty good case here

Astros is like you, he never has a case.

[mikejamm]

I try not to pile on bobby like everyone else but I wouldn't be surprised if he puts "29k Challenge Winner" on his tombstone.

I'll go you one better, Jake. Boboshit already has a "29k Challenge Winner" tramp stamp tattoo across the back of his ass, so when the devil is ass fuk'in him he can say, "Who's runn'in hot now bitch?"

[bobbywaves]

I'll go you one better, Jake. Boboshit already has a "29k Challenge Winner" tramp stamp tattoo across the back of his ass, so when the devil is ass fuk'in him he can say, "Who's runn'in hot now bitch?"

Coming from MikeSpamm, an irrelevant broke dikk.

[Jayvegas420]

Yove mentioned it more than 15 times this week

[bobbywaves]

Yove mentioned it more than 15 times this week

Impossible, this week just started.

Care to prove it?

[Jayvegas420]

If you didn't know what I mean you're stupider than we thought.

[Triple_D_Bet]

If you didn't know what I mean you're stupider than we thought.

He did, and he either is or is determined to convince us he is

[Jayvegas420]

Too bad he left all those betpoints on the table.
I just picked two random players, not knowing who was playing alot or seldom.
Bobby claims to be sharp angle shooter.
Well he missed the boat on this one.
Sometimes the best bets you make are the ones you ducked!

[bobbywaves]

If you didn't know what I mean you're stupider than we thought.

I can only go by what you wrote, I can't guess what you meant in that demented brain of yours.

Too bad he left all those betpoints on the table.
I just picked two random players, not knowing who was playing alot or seldom.
Bobby claims to be sharp angle shooter.
Well he missed the boat on this one.
Sometimes the best bets you make are the ones you ducked!

Too bad you're too ignorant to clarify if partial bet was regarding current promo or annual board. There can't be any grey area, when dealing with angle shooters such as yourself. You were asked to clarify several times, but you're chickenshit & fail to do so.

[Jayvegas420]

state your terms
You're a terrible negotiator

[bobbywaves]

state your terms

If BlueJays don't win AL, you automatically lose 2k. If Jays win AL but I finish ahead of ether AutoDonkey or MikeSpamm in current 5k promo, you still lose 2k. If Jays win the AL & I lose to both Donkey & MikeSpamm in current promo, you win 4k!!!!I Post up your 2k for action chump.

That's how you clearly spell out terms. ^

You're a terrible negotiator

Yet, I was able to negotiate & sucker Tripe into a 29k bet last year.