June POTM

[opie1988]

My bad, Opie. I didn't realize you and Sweep had given each other the secret handjob...errr, handshake and commenced with the mindless storytelling typically reserved for prepubescent boys. Next time if you could preface your wholly contrived interactions with some sort of warning it'd go a long way to keeping everyone on the same page, so to speak.

Carry on, Grand Unpaid Poo-bah of the Fantasy Sports Subforum.

Yeah, that could work. Or....maybe you could not have to write a multiple paragraph soliloquy attempting to debunk every post I make, regardless of whether or not you are even remotely familiar with the particular subject!!

Either way would work, I guess.

[billysink]

My bad, Opie. I didn't realize you and Sweep had given each other the secret handjob...errr, handshake and commenced with the mindless storytelling typically reserved for prepubescent boys. Next time if you could preface your wholly contrived interactions with some sort of warning it'd go a long way to keeping everyone on the same page, so to speak.

Carry on, Grand Unpaid Poo-bah of the Fantasy Sports Subforum.

Shit I thought I was gonna have to wake up tomorrow to throw the dirt back in.

[RogueScholar]

Yeah, that could work. Or....maybe you could not have to write a multiple paragraph soliloquy attempting to debunk every post I make, regardless of whether or not you are even remotely familiar with the particular subject!!

Either way would work, I guess.

Opie, just a heads up, a soliloquy is a literary/dramatic device which exposes one character thinking to himself, much as the voice-overs done by Fred Savage in The Wonders Years did. What I'm doing with you here is clearly dialogue, where we are exchanging our thoughts in a back-and-forth known as conversation.

I know appearing erudite is important to you, so I didn't want you to continue using the word soliloquy improperly.

[frizzelli]

Opie, just a heads up, a soliloquy is a literary/dramatic device which exposes one character thinking to himself, much as the voice-overs done by Fred Savage in The Wonders Years did. What I'm doing with you here is clearly dialogue, where we are exchanging our thoughts in a back-and-forth known as conversation.

I know appearing erudite is important to you, so I didn't want you to continue using the word soliloquy improperly.

Are you like some sort of intellectual machine, you sir are probably the smartest person I have met on the Internet. (no sarcasm)

[hawley]

Are you like some sort of intellectual machine, you sir are probably the smartest person I have met on the Internet. (no sarcasm)

[billysink]

Well Opie.

Nothing wrong with coming in second pal.

[opie1988]

Opie, just a heads up, a soliloquy is a literary/dramatic device which exposes one character thinking to himself, much as the voice-overs done by Fred Savage in The Wonders Years did. What I'm doing with you here is clearly dialogue, where we are exchanging our thoughts in a back-and-forth known as conversation.

I know appearing erudite is important to you, so I didn't want you to continue using the word soliloquy improperly.

While I appreciate your candor, I have to disagree. I'd say 90% of what you write could easily be called a soliloquy, because I truthfully believe you may be the only one reading it.

I know your rancor with me stems from my conservative stance on gay marriage. It is my hope that we can put our differences aside, and find a common ground.

But let's try for that tomorrow. I gotta get to sleep.

[showtiime]

Opie, just a heads up, a soliloquy is a literary/dramatic device which exposes one character thinking to himself, much as the voice-overs done by Fred Savage in The Wonders Years did. What I'm doing with you here is clearly dialogue, where we are exchanging our thoughts in a back-and-forth known as conversation.

I know appearing erudite is important to you, so I didn't want you to continue using the word soliloquy improperly.

RS you would school me at just about anything else but if you are right here it seems I have used the word incorrectly in the past

FML

[RogueScholar]

Are you like some sort of intellectual machine, you sir are probably the smartest person I have met on the Internet. (no sarcasm)

Far from it, Frizzelli.

Thanks for the compliment, but I'm just another flawed human being who too often finds himself making poor choices based on incomplete information. However, in a venue such as an internet forum, I can utilize my strengths in logic and rhetoric to find an occasional advantage in exposing fallacies or double-speak with a bit of a literary flourish.

That's all you're seeing here, although I often wish I could live up to the reverence you grace me with tonight.

[ZetaPsi808]

You might want to check post #16 in this very thread. You have a tendency to deflect criticism with comparisons of your earning potential to that of your detractors very quickly in most arguments. It's become so familiar to you that this time it only took 37 minutes for you to forget you'd done it.

I'm sure you'll retort with a semantic argument about how comparing your earning potential to someone else's isn't a boast about wealth, but by using an open-ended metric such as personal wealth, they become intrinsically identical. No one is ever wealthy or poor except in comparison to someone else, that's why your beloved Bible starts in quickly with admonitions against coveting others' possessions.

you are trying way too hard son

just be yourself, no need to try to win every argument

[jjgold]

You guys have too much time on your hands
Let it come to you
Be your own man

[wikkidinsane]

what is tt warrior doing? lol

[sweep]

Christ, what the hell did I start here...

[milwaukee mike]

Christ, what the hell did I start here...

yeah kind of went off on a tangent or two huh?

[jjgold]

Sweep you need a beating

I am going to whip you in the beach with my belt and embarrass you in front of all the chicks

[sweep]

Sweep you need a beating

I am going to whip you in the beach with my belt and embarrass you in front of all the chicks

When JJ wakes up can you please have him reply. Thanks.

First off, he always calls me "sweeper" not sweep...2nd of all he does not wear a belt, he strickly rolls in sweats, 3rd of all he does not leave his house so the beach is surely out of the question.

Do your fukkin homework guy

So ghoster if you would like out yourself for the fraud poster you are I would be glad to beat the snot outa you


JJ- call me when you get up, thanks.

-Sweeper

[sweep]

Thats a good one!

You wanna know what else is funny? The fact that I make more in the 30 mins a week I put in at the Fantasy Forum than you make all month.

Keep 'em coming, pal.

You're right 88, I cant compete with a born stunna. Dads oil set u up for life. Why dont you take some of that cash and buy a sense of humor
Wasnt a personal attack pal.

[jjgold]

Classic thread sweeper

[opie1988]

You're right 88, I cant compete with a born stunna. Dads oil set u up for life. Why dont you take some of that cash and buy a sense of humor
Wasnt a personal attack pal.

Ok. Couple of quick things.....

1) I'm white, so I have no idea what the fukk you just said in this post.

2) you're white too. And no matter how many caps you wear with the bill straight & still covered with the stickers on it, that's never gonna change, pal.

Now I want you to bend that fukkin bill of that cap, put that fukkin cigarette out, and repost that using verbiage an aryan can understand.

I'm not asking here, pal.

[acl123]

Opie is the man.

[acl123]

Sweeper just got his shit pushed in.

[sweep]

Ok. Couple of quick things.....

1) I'm white, so I have no idea what the fukk you just said in this post.

2) you're white too. And no matter how many caps you wear with the bill straight & still covered with the stickers on it, that's never gonna change, pal.

Now I want you to bend that fukkin bill of that cap, put that fukkin cigarette out, and repost that using verbiage an aryan can understand.

I'm not asking here, pal.

Sorry 88, didnt mean to get your panties all bunched up this early. You have a good day sir.

[opie1988]

Sorry 88, didnt mean to get your panties all bunched up this early. You have a good day sir.

All in fun, Sweeps. You know you're my boy.

Where is L-kid? Banned?!

[sweep]

All in fun, Sweeps. You know you're my boy.

Where is L-kid? Banned?!

Working hard, business picked up....He's around. Will pass along your regards.

[LostBankroll]

Opie shut your hillbillie wedneck ass up pal. I cant wait to go to the bash so I can smash your ******* hammerhead ass into the sands poker table. Right here comes a post about how I wont show because I cant afford it. **** you you white punk bitch made prick you right I CANT afford it so Ill just robb your ass and go shopping on your behest.

[sweep]

Opie shut your hillbillie wedneck ass up pal. I cant wait to go to the bash so I can smash your ******* hammerhead ass into the sands poker table. Right here comes a post about how I wont show because I cant afford it. **** you you white punk bitch made prick you right I CANT afford it so Ill just robb your ass and go shopping on your behest.

WTF?

[LostBankroll]

FACED 36 AND I FELT LIKE MACHO MAN....
IMA FUCKIN BiTCH AND I DARE YA COME SEE ME

[sweep]

Jesus, this thread took several left fukkin turns. WTF MIkeeee!!!!!!! Get back in here Milwaukee, this shits getting really f'in strange pal!!

[jjgold]

Opie dont go to the bash
They are out to get you

Not joking

[BIGDAY]

POTM is stronger than ever... Most prestrege award in life.

[milwaukee mike]

ok i'm back to settle things down

to quote jackie moon

EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY

[showtiime]

lostbr is black fo' sho

represent!

[opie1988]

Opie shut your hillbillie wedneck ass up pal. I cant wait to go to the bash so I can smash your ******* hammerhead ass into the sands poker table. Right here comes a post about how I wont show because I cant afford it. **** you you white punk bitch made prick you right I CANT afford it so Ill just robb your ass and go shopping on your behest.

Uhhh....not sure what any of that nonsense meant? Lost....are you a colored fellow? I certainly hope so.

So basically, you made that post to tell me that you're poor?

Ok. Cool, man. Good luck with that.

[jjgold]

Opie scared to death right now

Mods lock this thread its out of hand

[RogueScholar]

you are trying way too hard son

just be yourself, no need to try to win every argument

I find it interesting that you'd think I was trying at all, Zeta. You've been around me long enough to know that posts like those are the intellectual equivalent of a stroll in the park for me, masturbation takes more effort than a couple quick paragraphs exposing someone's logical fallacies.

Tell me, were you trying too hard when you were lying to books about your P2P deposit fees to scrounge an extra $25 for your bankroll? Or how about when you admitted to having to cheat to pass one of the college classes you needed for your bachelor's degree? Of course not, scamming and scheming comes naturally to you, and you enjoy doing what you're good at. In the same way, I enjoy the mental exercise of busting Opie's chops, because he makes it so easy for anyone with a clue.