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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    If you want to take down a hundred or 2 at the sbr casino easily
    Here's how.

    • Have 1,000 or more chips going in.
    • Play 3 handed Blackjack
    • start each at 5
    • You win, that hand goes back to 5. You lose, you double it. You lose again, you double again. Rinse, repeat.
    • Do NOT double unless say it's splitting Aces against a 6.
    • Play SOFT always count on the dealer busting if it's 6 or lower. I don't care if you are sticking on 12. If the dealer is a 7 or higher you have to try to beat him.
    • What you foks don't get is that if you do this all day long eventually you will get to your max bet of 700 (it'll be 640) and you will lose. That's why ONLY a couple hundred at a time.


    When you are constantly showing up with free pizza for your friends, family, girl and for some of you around here your "Domestic Partner" tell them Stevie Wonderbread hooked that shit up.

    You're welcome.
  • blackbeSSt
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-06-08
    • 9398

    #2
    maybe in real life. but the sbr casino is far from real life. thats a good way to blow 1000 points if you ask me.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      k175 get a fukkin job man
      that will not work
      mods remove thread now
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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #4
        Dreams do come true!
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        • Mikail
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-19-09
          • 21689

          #5
          the program will recognize these kind of patterns and when it does it will wipe you out. You can't beat online casinos. Online only the house wins.
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          • GUMMO77
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-23-10
            • 9294

            #6
            I'm going to have a lot more friends thanks to this.

            Good job, Steve.
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            • BigDaddy
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-01-06
              • 8378

              #7
              done tried that and went broke many times

              it doesn't work.
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              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-18-11
                • 7537

                #8
                Originally posted by BigDaddy
                done tried that and went broke many times

                it doesn't work.
                But steve says it works?

                And The Giant loves steve and steve loves The Giant.

                And The Giant talks about free pizza a lot so I just figured....

                Ah shit... now I'm so effin confused.
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                • stuntin909
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 08-05-10
                  • 933

                  #9
                  Lost 8 in a row and 500 pts, yesterday wiped me out.
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                  • secretstash
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-29-10
                    • 14907

                    #10
                    dude discovered a system found 300 yrs ago and he thinks he made it up.



                    bwhahahahahahaha







                    steve ur a good guy but this thread was a loss for u bud


                    -stash
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                    • stevek173
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #11
                      Oh and never NEVER do the insurance. Make the game simple.
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                      • BigDaddy
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-01-06
                        • 8378

                        #12
                        Originally posted by secretstash
                        dude discovered a system found 300 yrs ago and he thinks he made it up.



                        bwhahahahahahaha







                        steve ur a good guy but this thread was a loss for u bud


                        -stash
                        man i thought i had figured it out just about a year ago

                        geez

                        didn't know it has been around that long
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                        • Sam Odom
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-30-05
                          • 58063

                          #13
                          Martingale Never loses
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                          • Regul8er
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-06-07
                            • 10666

                            #14
                            I believe Ive lost about 15 straight hands playing basic strategy in SBR blackjack.
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                            • WvGambler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-19-10
                              • 11618

                              #15
                              Using SteveK's new gambling model, I can now work from home!
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                              • Mikail
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-19-09
                                • 21689

                                #16
                                sbr casino is the biggest rip off going at the moment at our beloved forum.
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                                • kfranz31
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-09-10
                                  • 1186

                                  #17
                                  try that when you get to the bash and see how it works
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                                  • raydog
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-07-07
                                    • 6984

                                    #18
                                    stevies, you are close to getting that broad a new ipad (for her to break, obv.)
                                    very gwood advice here boyz...bring those dreams home
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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #19
                                      What happens if you lose like 6 hands in a row?
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                                      • raydog
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 11-07-07
                                        • 6984

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by kfranz31
                                        try that when you get to the bash and see how it works
                                        hrrm... i would guess the cheapest you could play 3 hands in vegas is $50 a hand... maybe a little less at a place off the beaten path somewhere...they are proud of their bj in that damn city
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                                        • raydog
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-07-07
                                          • 6984

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                          What happens if you lose like 6 hands in a row?
                                          you pull a casperwaits and start borrowing money from everyone you think is a friend and then take 3-4 years (if ever) to pay them back
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                                          • zam77
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 11-03-10
                                            • 3586

                                            #22
                                            Martingaling kind of works for jizz bombs as well stevay. Everyday you refrain from shooting a load, load doubles in size. Very hard to refrain more than 6 or so days... so then you bust and a gigantatron load and you are left with zero jizz. Kinda like martingaling with 1000 points and busting to zero points after 6 hands. I recommend trying this method with your wife to be for more enjoyment than with points.
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                                            • stevek173
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 27598

                                              #23
                                              Zammayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

                                              RR I have my eye on that Alienware laptop or a big flat for the beerpong room

                                              I'm a long way off but that's the train of thought
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                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 11-30-08
                                                • 81450

                                                #24
                                                I dont have 1000 points. So I went in with 18 points and playing 1 point per hand and doubling up if I lose.

                                                I'm up to 86 points and still grinding.
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                                                • stevek173
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 03-29-08
                                                  • 27598

                                                  #25
                                                  get em diggity!
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #26
                                                    I turned 18 points into 119 points. Thats good enough for today.

                                                    The highest bet I got up to was 32 points. That happened one time. I had to bet 16 points twice.

                                                    Steve is a fokking genius.
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                                                    • Dutch
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-21-10
                                                      • 4339

                                                      #27
                                                      This system and it's winning ways has giving me the confidence to talk to women.

                                                      Thanks Steve!
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                                                      • konck
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-17-06
                                                        • 12554

                                                        #28
                                                        The SBR casino hopes the fools will follow your advise
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                                                        • Cuse0323
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 12-09-09
                                                          • 30169

                                                          #29
                                                          Toss me a thousand points, I'll give it a shot.
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                                                          • bigsmitty
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 04-12-10
                                                            • 3026

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Dutch
                                                            This system and it's winning ways has giving me the confidence to talk to women.

                                                            Thanks Steve!
                                                            Haha, classic. Well diggitty gave it the gametime test so maybe worth a shot.
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                                                            • Mr KLC
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 12-19-07
                                                              • 31097

                                                              #31
                                                              Played this way for about 20 minutes. Made 27 points into 55. I started with one point like Diggity did. The only adjustment I made was instead of doubling on each losing hand, I just added a point. First losing hands = 1, Next = 2, Next =3, etc. I was afraid if I kept doubling, I would lose the balance. Got nervous when I declined insurance whenI was at 4 point bets. Luckily there was no BJ from the dealer.
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #32
                                                                Dealer did not get a lot of BJs against me either.

                                                                I wonder of more dealer BJs would have come out if i was betting bigger?
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                                                                • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 11-30-08
                                                                  • 81450

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I went in for a 2nd try. I went to the table with 105 points and just left with 224 points.

                                                                  Steve!!!
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