Brahmabulls spreadsheet...lol

[No coincidences]

brahma, I'm convinced you, Landers, nocoin and a couple others are paid posters planted by SBR for our entertainment....either way....I like you, you're cool

Shhhhh....

[DudleyDawson]

Shhhhh....

Tigers look good tonight. Beckett is due to get drilled.

[Sawyer]

The fade gold mine is gone boys.

IN BRAHMABULL WE TRUST

Not to mention, BEST AVATAR(S) IN SBR HISTORY..

Wish I had discovered him earlier..He changed my betting philosophy completely Now, I dont analyze/handicap games anymore. Theres no need to do it. Brahmabull is only thing you need. He is a gold mine!

also his comments are very entertaining/funny. when i read he said dodgers must be -400, i was felling off chair.

[PedroG]

TIme for the screen shot police to get involved for thenext one

[jarvol]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1298297-my-official-plays-thread-1-1-a-p8.html

[jarvol]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1207612-people-who-dont-believe-big-favorites-baseball-p4.html

[crustyme]

nothing new.

he once bragged being 9-1.... come to find out the clown had deleted 10 losers.

brahmakerry is the biggest scammer and fraud on the site.

[showtiime]

no way brahma is kerry, how sure are you of this crusty?

where has pwad been anyway

[brahmabull117]

my 2 plays for today were boston and san antonio, 2 sure winners

[crustyme]

no way brahma is kerry, how sure are you of this crusty?

where has pwad been anyway

too many coincidences....

what were the odds that both would be on michigan -250 ml during march madness? there were nearly 50 bets available that day and they both tout the same exact chalk fav? (shockingly they lost)

both love chalky favs.... -250, -280, -350.... you name it. and always lose.

both start picks threads they abandon within days.

both fabricate their spreadsheets by deleting all their losers.

both stalk the same posters.

both jerk off to george bush.

brahmas posting activity went from 0 to 100s after kerry was banned for threatening someones children.

there are much more.....

[brahmabull117]

what were the odds that both would be on michigan -250 ml during march madness? there were nearly 50 bets available that day and they both tout the same exact chalk fav? (shockingly they lost)

I don't remember being on Michigan, I barely played march madness

both love chalky favs.... -250, -280, -350.... you name it. and always lose.

I'm undefeated in the NBA playoffs. Remember Lakers game 7? Celtics Series? Celtics Game 7? Heat Series? Spurs Series?


Also I'm not that kerry wood wins kid. Remember me and him used to argue all the time? U can ask one of the mods to do an IP check if you want. I am not affiliated with that guy at all

[DudleyDawson]

I don't remember being on Michigan, I barely played march madness




I'm undefeated in the NBA playoffs. Remember Lakers game 7? Celtics Series? Celtics Game 7? Heat Series? Spurs Series?


Also I'm not that kerry wood wins kid. Remember me and him used to argue all the time? U can ask one of the mods to do an IP check if you want. I am not affiliated with that guy at all

IP CK? lol. Dude it's cool, nobody cares. Best of luck tonight!

[crustyme]

I don't remember being on Michigan, I barely played march madness




I'm undefeated in the NBA playoffs. Remember Lakers game 7? Celtics Series? Celtics Game 7? Heat Series? Spurs Series?


Also I'm not that kerry wood wins kid. Remember me and him used to argue all the time? U can ask one of the mods to do an IP check if you want. I am not affiliated with that guy at all

heres you saying michigan should be -350.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/ncaa-basketball-betting/1634361-can-somebody-explain-moneylines-march-madness.html#post14147057

you and kerry on the same exact play (posted within mins of each other) when there were 50 others to choose from.

you worship oily men in thights.... so fake feuds come naturally to you. and your "feud" lasted a day and then kerry started calling you the best capper on the forum.

[JMobile]

This was Brahma's Spreadsheet before he included plays for 05/30 of Dodgers -1.5 rL/Dodgers+Heat Parlay/And some other dunce play. The plays not graded lost as you can see....LOL!!!!

[brahmabull117]

This was Brahma's Spreadsheet before he included plays for 05/30 of Dodgers -1.5 rL/Dodgers+Heat Parlay/And some other dunce play. The plays not graded lost as you can see....LOL!!!!

Dude give it up. I'm just here to have fun, I don't give a f*ck about your nonsense

[hawley]

Brahmabull is not kerry.

[JMobile]

Dude give it up. I'm just here to have fun, I don't give a f*ck about your nonsense

Silence! I'm here to have fun as well. Surely your jimmies are all rustled up. LOL

[boeing power]

For the record brahma has spurs ml and red sox as his plays today.

[ebbearsfb1]

can you access your spreadsheet on a mobile? I'm never on a laptop to access it

[ZetaPsi808]

This was Brahma's Spreadsheet before he included plays for 05/30 of Dodgers -1.5 rL/Dodgers+Heat Parlay/And some other dunce play. The plays not graded lost as you can see....LOL!!!!

tigers lost with verlander starting and dodgers lost with Nate Eovaldi starting.

Brahma why did u delete all those plays?

Nate Eovaldi

[JMobile]

can you access your spreadsheet on a mobile? I'm never on a laptop to access it

I dunno. I'm always on a laptop or desktop.

tigers lost with verlander starting and dodgers lost with Nate Eovaldi starting.

Brahma why did u delete all those plays?

Nate Eovaldi

Brahma is gonna Brahma, Trolololololololol

[greenhippo]

What were his picks for tonight?

[ZetaPsi808]

What were his picks for tonight?

red sox ml -132 and spurs ml +160 for thursday

[ACoochy]

my 2 plays for today were boston and san antonio, 2 sure winners

Brahma, what the fukk were u thinking trying to cap a game at +EV odds??

You should know better than playing something odds higher than -150.

Baby steps kid.

[RubberKettle]

Wtf is u with your twitter

Dave Shahmuradyan <s>@</s>Brahmabull117 <s>@</s>michellelay69 hey, I'm a huge huge fan of yours. Did u retire from the business? How come you don't do many more guy/guy scenes anymore?

[DudleyDawson]

Maybe the Bull is intentionally just trying to mess with all of you guys. Look at all the time you spend trying to expose him, yet it seems not to bother him one bit. If that's the case, maybe the joke is on everyone else

[hawley]

Wtf is u with your twitter

Dave Shahmuradyan <s>@</s>Brahmabull117 <s>@</s>michellelay69 hey, I'm a huge huge fan of yours. Did u retire from the business? How come you don't do many more guy/guy scenes anymore?

holy fuk me that must be his twitter account.

All he does is tweet porn stars??? haha

[hawley]

If things couldn't get weirder:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=7130931&page=1

During 2006 a skinny-fat, large-breasted vermin from Aurora, Illionois named David Shahmuradyan began posting on bodybuilding.com as "xxbigdavexx117". He ventured into the Music forum and decided to regail us his various tales; there was the time he got molested by a man named Jeremy in the back of his van after a metal concert, the time he broke into tears while listneing to metallica (name uncapitalized on purpose). He also had various fictitious stories, such as; how he had intercourse with a human female, that his cell phone's contact list was full with "500 metalheads," that he had heard every metal band in existance and that that somehow magically surmounted to only 14GB of harddrive space.

Alas, after a shock and awe style bombardment by my predocessor and his counterparts littledave decided to try his luck again under a new name. He contacted bigpoppaproppy, had littledave banned and under BPP's permission created Up_Chuck, he even callously boasted this several times on the forum.

Well you're saying, this only proves that Up_Chuck and littledave are one in the same, how are we certain that DatDereFatTech is the same person. Another excellent question ****tards! Mr. Shahmuradyan is so stupid he cannot create an original username:




I have no problem with Brah but this shit is pretty funny.

Don't forget he has admitted on here he was once fat, he is from Chicago, he has a well documented history with bodybuilding.com and he has started threads about rock and metal music.


Coincidences? I will let you be the judge.

[RubberKettle]

Googling Brahamabull117 and David Shahmuradyan gets hilarious results across the interwebs

Bodybuilding forums user: Prof. Gangbang

During 2006 a skinny-fat, large-breasted vermin from Aurora, Illionois named David Shahmuradyan began posting on bodybuilding.com as "xxbigdavexx117". He ventured into the Music forum and decided to regail us his various tales; there was the time he got molested by a man named Jeremy in the back of his van after a metal concert, the time he broke into tears while listneing to metallica (name uncapitalized on purpose). He also had various fictitious stories, such as; how he had intercourse with a human female, that his cell phone's contact list was full with "500 metalheads," that he had heard every metal band in existance and that that somehow magically surmounted to only 14GB of harddrive space.

[hawley]

This is priceless. God bless Brahmabull:

Posted in "The crying Virgin thread" at ultimatemetal.com:

LOL it's not mind blowing that a guy like me could be a virgin?

I look like your typical high school linebacker, I have never met a high school linebacker who didn't get laid all the time.


oh yea I have pretty much stopped going out with guys who are not very socially strong and very good looking (no homo). This was one of my biggest problems earlier, not hanging out with the right crowd enough.

[RubberKettle]

I love this guy, don't get banned Brama we need you at SBR.
All wackos are welcome here

[cant call it]

How many spreadsheet exactly have you started then bailed on?

Is this roxxyfish?

You and roxxy constantly delete plays, then start threads about how much of a "hot streak" you are on.

Fukkin guppies

[MartinBlank]

I forget.

Is Brahma the greasy kid, who was about as tall as a 5'4 towel bar, and seemed to think he was destined for the NFL but his parents failed him?

Is that the same kid?

[hawley]

I forget.

Is Brahma the greasy kid, who was about as tall as a 5'4 towel bar, and seemed to think he was destined for the NFL but his parents failed him?

Is that the same kid?

yes.

[The Kraken]

Lol at Brahma being smart enough to pull one over on the forum. Im sure he'd have you believe that. Then he would have a reason for his idiocy and horrible capping. But as it is, he's really just that stoopid.