Brahmabulls spreadsheet...lol

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[shari91]

oh my gosh

[JMobile]

Wtf is u with your twitter

Dave Shahmuradyan <s>@</s>Brahmabull117 <s>@</s>michellelay69 hey, I'm a huge huge fan of yours. Did u retire from the business? How come you don't do many more guy/guy scenes anymore?

Oh gawd, I can't stop laughing. Dave, please don't leave SBR. We are dying for picks! Dave, please stay safe!

[boeing power]

[ngates815]

That fukking twitter is awesome.

Just some good old fashioned porn star stalking.

[Dutch]

actually I'm all over San Antonio for tonight

And they lose by 20...Hang in there champ.

[rfr3sh]

damn for someone who doesnt care about what other people think you sure delete a lot of picks

05/31/2012 09:19 PM	brahmabull117 deleted 2 pick(s) from their spreadsheet.
05/31/2012 04:48 PM	brahmabull117 deleted 2 pick(s) from their spreadsheet.
05/31/2012 02:55 PM	brahmabull117 deleted 1 pick(s) from their spreadsheet.
05/30/2012 10:48 PM	brahmabull117 deleted 12 pick(s) from their spreadsheet.

[cant call it]

brahma buried 117

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thread delivers

[hawley]

[ZetaPsi808]

damn for someone who doesnt care about what other people think you sure delete a lot of picks

05/31/2012 09:19 PM	brahmabull117 deleted 2 pick(s) from their spreadsheet.
05/31/2012 04:48 PM	brahmabull117 deleted 2 pick(s) from their spreadsheet.
05/31/2012 02:55 PM	brahmabull117 deleted 1 pick(s) from their spreadsheet.
05/30/2012 10:48 PM	brahmabull117 deleted 12 pick(s) from their spreadsheet.

common fresher i do the same thing. i dont want the whole forum to see all my losing plays. that sh1t is embarassing

[MartinBlank]

So, let me get this straight.

Brahma deleted 10 losing picks.

Then came back and started over with Boston and San Antonio--which lost of course, and then Brahm came back with 4 MLB games---and went 1-3 in those.

So, he's off to a great 1-5 start.

Then, it turns out he is a porn-star/twitter/stalker, who may or may not have been pounded by a guy named Jeremy in the back of a van, then he shared this and ghosted on multiple website across the interwebs.

Holy shit is that awesome. I mean, that is really awesome.

[JMobile]

Brah, gives us a pick 1hr before game time. Thanks in advance!

[jarvol]

I was actually about to come out even/maybe slightly positive. I lost 3 straight in baseball, but I was gonna win around 500 dollars when the San Antonio/Miami series was over


Fresh start though, no f*cking around. I made too many mistakes and it won't happen

So what happened with the "no f*cking around" spreadsheet this time???

[MartinBlank]

Holy sheeite.

Brahma did it again. He deleted all his picks and started over.

This f'in kid needs a group of shrinks to solve his problems.

[boeing power]

Unfukinbelievable

[showtiime]

where are all this pics coming from, laughing

[JMobile]

where are all this pics coming from, laughing

From this guy in the following jpeg, lol

[hawley]

If things couldn't get weirder:

During 2006 a skinny-fat, large-breasted vermin from Aurora, Illionois named David Shahmuradyan began posting on bodybuilding.com as "xxbigdavexx117". He ventured into the Music forum and decided to regail us his various tales; there was the time he got molested by a man named Jeremy in the back of his van after a metal concert, the time he broke into tears while listneing to metallica (name uncapitalized on purpose). He also had various fictitious stories, such as; how he had intercourse with a human female, that his cell phone's contact list was full with "500 metalheads," that he had heard every metal band in existance and that that somehow magically surmounted to only 14GB of harddrive space.

Alas, after a shock and awe style bombardment by my predocessor and his counterparts littledave decided to try his luck again under a new name. He contacted bigpoppaproppy, had littledave banned and under BPP's permission created Up_Chuck, he even callously boasted this several times on the forum.

Well you're saying, this only proves that Up_Chuck and littledave are one in the same, how are we certain that DatDereFatTech is the same person. Another excellent question ****tards! Mr. Shahmuradyan is so stupid he cannot create an original username:




I have no problem with Brah but this shit is pretty funny.

Don't forget he has admitted on here he was once fat, he is from Chicago, he has a well documented history with bodybuilding.com and he has started threads about rock and metal music.


Coincidences? I will let you be the judge.

Molested by Jeremy

[YorkHunt]

Brahma any love posts on the bodybuilding site lately?? BRAH

[High3rEl3m3nt]

Brah, how frequently do you visit Justin.tv. My kid brother competes in events and says that he recognizes your username over there...not trying to embarrass you, but my kid brother is 15.

[YorkHunt]

Brahma who does your hair pal?

[hawley]

Is Jeremy related to Dean?

[brahmabull117]

[ngates815]

You a gay boy from Marmion?

[YorkHunt]

[brahmabull117]

You a gay boy from Marmion?

not gay at all brah



Also most of that stuff is just nonsense

[ngates815]

You look like a gay boy from marmion.

I ask some pals if they know this gay boy from marmion.

Marmion is a solid all boys school in Aurora, gay boy would love that shit.

[brahmabull117]

You look like a gay boy from marmion.

I ask some pals if they know this gay boy from marmion.

Marmion is a solid all boys school in Aurora, gay boy would love that shit.

never heard of it

[hawley]

Brah do the porn stars ever reply on twitter?

[ngates815]

never heard of it

ohh, yea Aurora is a pretty big city, I'm sure it's tough not to know 1 of the 6 high schools in the city.

[brahmabull117]

ohh, yea Aurora is a pretty big city, I'm sure it's tough not to know 1 of the 6 high schools in the city.

I live more in Naperville


Aurora is a shithole

[ngates815]

I live more in Naperville


Aurora is a shithole

You don't need to live in Aurora to go to Marmion...As you are well aware of.

You wanna meet me at Zero Gravity gay boy, we can pick up chicks together!

[brahmabull117]

You wanna meet me at Zero Gravity gay boy, we can pick up chicks together!

Can you suck my dick in the car?

[hawley]

Dave how do you pronounce your surname?