I'm done gambling boys. Had enough. We're betting on creatures.
Collapse
X
-
PickWinnerAllDaySBR Posting Legend
- 08-31-11
- 12722
#71Comment -
BriGuySBR MVP
- 12-06-11
- 1556
#7214 is a bit high but a crap-ton of points being scored in the final 30 seconds of a game in basketball happens all the time when one team has a roughly 5 point lead. It's a big enough lead that the losing team has to foul but not so big that they consider it out of reach. That isn't even half as crazy as Ohio State's miracle cover on Thursday night.Comment -
PickWinnerAllDaySBR Posting Legend
- 08-31-11
- 12722
#7314 is a bit high but a crap-ton of points being scored in the final 30 seconds of a game in basketball happens all the time when one team has a roughly 5 point lead. It's a big enough lead that the losing team has to foul but not so big that they consider it out of reach. That isn't even half as crazy as Ohio State's miracle cover on Thursday night.
I liked Ohio State under 137 and then there were like 14 points in the last 57 seconds to crack that under 137 by a couple points...Comment -
ACoochySBR Posting Legend
- 08-19-09
- 13949
#74Andywend how old were u when u 1st realised u were destined for brokedikk hillbilly trailertrash bigot/hick status in life???
Do u mind when others compare u to a used tampon??
Its ok pal, ur not the only one who's ever felt useless. Keep on h8ing palComment -
PickWinnerAllDaySBR Posting Legend
- 08-31-11
- 12722
#75Not familiar with this poster andywend, but anyone who trashes crustyme is right. Everyone with a pulse should hate that clown.Comment -
PickWinnerAllDaySBR Posting Legend
- 08-31-11
- 12722
#76Also loved Michigan State -7.5... Watching this game, SLU is lucky to be within 20 and it'll probably be a back door cover. I'm not sure I miss gambling yet... seems like the 'right' pick wins less than 50 % of the time.Comment -
crustymeSBR Posting Legend
- 09-29-10
- 16896
#79sure you did.
you had a lot requests to post your $5000 baseball under loser yet you ignored that one.Comment -
ultrasouthSBR MVP
- 12-23-10
- 1175
#81Comment -
shimeon40SBR MVP
- 03-15-12
- 2319
#83Pickawinner last seen hocking hisin vegas so he can play a parlay on nba today..hope u win man..
Comment -
nate turnerSBR Sharp
- 01-10-12
- 363
#84about time someone on here says this s h i t.i never hear from the young punks like sonny and ayo standing up against s h i t like this
crusty me........Comment -
SmokeSBR Aristocracy
- 10-09-09
- 48111
#85Comment -
RoadDogSBR MVP
- 05-11-11
- 2666
#86The stage is right.....Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#87Kid is going to get hot againComment -
William WaltersSBR Hall of Famer
- 01-17-11
- 6372
#88Picker hasn't posted since yesterday afternoon. What's going on here?
Banned? Daddy took laptop away? Boning numerous 9's and 10's?Comment -
crustymeSBR Posting Legend
- 09-29-10
- 16896
#91the creatures finally got him.
Comment -
zoo youkSBR Posting Legend
- 10-23-11
- 10701
#92this. and you can tell the money he is throwing around, he certainly didn't earn. it was given to him by his parents or whatever. I don't care how bad you are on tilt, after you go on a 10 game win streak, you value you that money that you worked hard to earn and than double up, hes shown over and over he does not value the dollar as he most likely lost everything from the hot streak and 5x more chasing.Comment -
GunShardSBR Posting Legend
- 03-05-10
- 10032
#95Bad gamblers should read my rules of gambling.
1. Bet on sports that you are good at, don't bet on sports you are bad at.
2. Bankroll money management. You should only be betting 1% to 10% of your total bankroll.
3. Never bet on heavily juiced lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
4. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
5. Teams with home field advantage tend to win games, especially in football.
6. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity. Never be an impulsive gambler by betting for the action or just because it's your favorite team.
7. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession.
8. Parlays "against the spread" should be no longer than 2 teams. Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.
9. Teasers should never pass through the zero.
10. Sportsbooks make money off of both Sharp plays and Square plays because all lines are juiced. Sharp plays make money off of Square plays.
11. Always make your bet near game time. Players could get injured during the week before game time.
12. Sportsbook have an edge on the NFL than the NCAAF because they can focus on the 32 NFL teams but cannot focus on the hundreds of NCAAF teams.
13. Never deposit money for sportsbook bonus money that requires rollover. You are immediately jucied before you even placed your first bet.
14. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting a 2nd string or 3rd string team is stupid.Comment -
billysinkRestricted User
- 03-29-09
- 5172
#96Bad gamblers should read my rules of gambling.
1. Bet on sports that you are good at, don't bet on sports you are bad at.
2. Bankroll money management. You should only be betting 1% to 10% of your total bankroll.
3. Never bet on heavily juiced lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
4. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
5. Teams with home field advantage tend to win games, especially in football.
6. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity. Never be an impulsive gambler by betting for the action or just because it's your favorite team.
7. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession.
8. Parlays "against the spread" should be no longer than 2 teams. Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.
9. Teasers should never pass through the zero.
10. Sportsbooks make money off of both Sharp plays and Square plays because all lines are juiced. Sharp plays make money off of Square plays.
11. Always make your bet near game time. Players could get injured during the week before game time.
12. Sportsbook have an edge on the NFL than the NCAAF because they can focus on the 32 NFL teams but cannot focus on the hundreds of NCAAF teams.
13. Never deposit money for sportsbook bonus money that requires rollover. You are immediately jucied before you even placed your first bet.
14. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting a 2nd string or 3rd string team is stupid.
Excellent post though. You should spend the day dropping it in every idiot thread on here.
And there are lots.Comment -
GunShardSBR Posting Legend
- 03-05-10
- 10032
#97Shard ya fuk. You had to ruin a perfectly worthless fukkin thread with something useful. I was about to post a comment on the waste of fukking bandwidth here and you wrecked it.
Excellent post though. You should spend the day dropping it in every idiot thread on here.
And there are lots.
This is the second time I posted my rules on a thread.Comment -
terpkegSBR MVP
- 10-26-09
- 2364
#99Bad gamblers should read my rules of gambling.
1. Bet on sports that you are good at, don't bet on sports you are bad at.
2. Bankroll money management. You should only be betting 1% to 10% of your total bankroll.
3. Never bet on heavily juiced lines. Like a line at -1000 for example.
4. Never bet on heavily valued lines. Like a terrible team at 100 to 1 odds to win championship.
5. Teams with home field advantage tend to win games, especially in football.
6. Be a strategic gambler by picking your spots and wait for the right opportunity. Never be an impulsive gambler by betting for the action or just because it's your favorite team.
7. Stay emotionless all the time. Bet like a robot. There's no place for emotions in this profession.
8. Parlays "against the spread" should be no longer than 2 teams. Secure your first pick before moving on to your second pick.
9. Teasers should never pass through the zero.
10. Sportsbooks make money off of both Sharp plays and Square plays because all lines are juiced. Sharp plays make money off of Square plays.
11. Always make your bet near game time. Players could get injured during the week before game time.
12. Sportsbook have an edge on the NFL than the NCAAF because they can focus on the 32 NFL teams but cannot focus on the hundreds of NCAAF teams.
13. Never deposit money for sportsbook bonus money that requires rollover. You are immediately jucied before you even placed your first bet.
14. Never bet on preseason games on any sport. Predicting a 2nd string or 3rd string team is stupid.Comment -
GunShardSBR Posting Legend
- 03-05-10
- 10032
#100
I believe these rules can make a gambler smarter and to prevent themselves from going broke. You don't have to agree with any of these rules.Comment -
terpkegSBR MVP
- 10-26-09
- 2364
#101
I am always tweaking my approach to things as well. Trying to beat the man and not beat yourself is a real ball buster. Best of luck to you.Comment -
ACoochySBR Posting Legend
- 08-19-09
- 13949
#102Personally like betting on 0-0 end result in soccer. Nobody wants to see a actionless game and at +1200 and beyond its a good moneymaker when applied to correct spots..just my .02 is all. GLComment -
basketsSBR Posting Legend
- 11-24-11
- 11691
#103fukkk ******* coaches that voted for Obama
Comment -
GunShardSBR Posting Legend
- 03-05-10
- 10032
#104Whatever works for you is the key. Easy for me to say that betting on a large favorite is still a smart play if I am confident that line is still short. But, if I cannot handle the repercussions of a lose on a large favorite and it sends me on tilt, then maybe Rule 3 needs to be in place.
I am always tweaking my approach to things as well. Trying to beat the man and not beat yourself is a real ball buster. Best of luck to you.Comment -
SmokeSBR Aristocracy
- 10-09-09
- 48111
#105BumpComment
Search
Collapse
SBR Contests
Collapse
Top-Rated US Sportsbooks
Collapse
#1 BetMGM
4.8/5 BetMGM Bonus Code
#2 FanDuel
4.8/5 FanDuel Promo Code
#3 Caesars
4.8/5 Caesars Promo Code
#4 DraftKings
4.7/5 DraftKings Promo Code
#5 Fanatics
#6 bet365
4.7/5 bet365 Bonus Code
#7 Hard Rock
4.1/5 Hard Rock Bet Promo Code
#8 BetRivers
4.1/5 BetRivers Bonus Code