Is it ok to thank God for good gambling runs?

JMobile · 03-13-12, 06:57 PM

You can probably thank Judas? Didn't he gamble for money?

23Edler_Salo6 · 03-13-12, 06:58 PM

How could someone that doesn't exist punish you?

Sam Odom · 03-13-12, 06:59 PM

just give your 10%

robzilla · 03-13-12, 07:00 PM

There is a part in the bible that says to take risks with your money.

Kindred · 03-13-12, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by Living The Dream

I am on a 3 week run that's just been filthy. I can't explain it. I have been on a week to two week run before, but nothing like I am currently on.

I want to thank God, but I am afraid if I thank him he might get mad for me thanking him for something he is technically against and might put me on a bad run...

god will think you're a total square but I can't see any reason he'll get mad at you

bobby heenan · 03-13-12, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by robzilla

There is a part in the bible that says to take risks with your money.

i have that part tatooed on my forearm

probettor1 · 03-13-12, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Living The Dream

I am on a 3 week run that's just been filthy. I can't explain it. I have been on a week to two week run before, but nothing like I am currently on.

I want to thank God, but I am afraid if I thank him he might get mad for me thanking him for something he is technically against and might put me on a bad run...

God will be OK with you thanking him for winning but he will curse you for asking such stupid questions in a forum.

Living The Dream · 03-14-12, 05:47 AM

He did tonight. Worst night in 3 weeks. Just a tidbit, he doesn't appreciate thanks for gambling success....

Sorry God

HoulihansTX · 03-14-12, 05:53 AM

Only squares thanks God. Hail satan, for you have sinned.

Doc JS · 03-14-12, 06:55 AM

You can thank whomever you'd like...

But I'd like to think God had more important things on His plate to worry about than your recent good run.

Underdog5229 · 03-14-12, 09:56 AM

Do as you see fit. Thank God aka JJGold if you like. It's solely up to you.

P.S. Dont get pissed at him when you go on a fukking sh*t run though, he may not like that.

Ghenghis Kahn · 03-14-12, 10:16 AM

you can thank him all you want but you are going to hell for committing such a heinous sin...

robzilla · 03-14-12, 10:21 AM

the old testiment says not to get tattoos bobby.

RyanLeafOfBets · 03-14-12, 10:49 AM

You can thank God for good gambling runs, but don't blame him for the bad ones.
Also, as Sammy says tithe that 10%

smitch124 · 03-14-12, 10:52 AM

I'm pretty sure God sub-contracts gambling prayers out to some sorta patron saint.

probettor1 · 03-14-12, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by Living The Dream

I am on a 3 week run that's just been filthy. I can't explain it. I have been on a week to two week run before, but nothing like I am currently on.

I want to thank God, but I am afraid if I thank him he might get mad for me thanking him for something he is technically against and might put me on a bad run...

He will get mad whether you thank him or not. I've seen it a million times, after a good streak he always curse you with a pretty bad one. doesn't he?

bobby heenan · 03-14-12, 10:34 PM

god doesnt mind if you gamble....as long as its in moderation or you can afford

are you stealing to feed your habit? are you enslaving and trafficking children for your habit? harming others? if not yer good.....

but if you are buying your kid Pony sneakers or some other cheap brand as opposed to nikes and making the kid suffer for your habit...hes not going to look to kindly on that either

JohnGalt2341 · 03-14-12, 10:47 PM

I never thank God for any of my wins. But I do usually blame him for all of my losses. It looks something like this:

thechaoz · 03-14-12, 11:05 PM

It's ok, but it's retarded. Lol @ god..

ACoochy · 03-14-12, 11:14 PM

Dreamer who r u to take the lords name in vein? If u really were true to ur religion then you'd cut a cross into ur arm everytime u said that entities name in vein.

You must bleed for ur sins Dreamer

probettor1 · 03-14-12, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by thechaoz

It's ok, but it's retarded. Lol @ god..

Is it God in you avatar?

probettor1 · 03-14-12, 11:35 PM

Fidel Castro prosecuted and destroy the live of thousands of people just for going to a church, he killed thousands just for willing to be free. Despite that he is alive, rich and still in power at his 85. God will forgive you for gambling and saying thanks.