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    Bater, back off, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    u need something thats gonna help u break out ur spell, go do something u normally wouldnt do


    you fukk its 2 am.

    i'm isolated at campus, no ones fukkin here cuz its break. but here i am working my ass off.

    maybe i'll go streaking. should break the old routine. only problem is my nards will shrivel up into my body cuz its 15 outside

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    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    Where is this cutey at? Shari let me take you out for a bagel and a slice of pizza.
    Shari's with me at the moment, Bateman.....I'll let her know you're trying to fatten her up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    you fukk its 2 am. i'm isolated at campus, no ones fukkin here cuz its break. but here i am working my ass off. maybe i'll go streaking. should break the old routine. only problem is my nards will shrivel up into my body cuz its 15 outside
    man just turn on some Its Always Sunny and start drinking. start your booty calls tomorrow. got to laugh some tonight. get you in a better state of mind for the ladies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    man just turn on some Its Always Sunny and start drinking. start your booty calls tomorrow. got to laugh some tonight. get you in a better state of mind for the ladies!
    what the **** is its always sunny in philly??

    bahaha, booty calls. like i said this place is a motherfukkin ghost town unfortunately. at least till the middle of next week.

    friends like it, but i could never get into it.

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    yeah. but you just got to drink more. or shit maybe the League or Archer.... great drinking show. and my school was the same way. ghoat town until the semester kicked off. just gives you a chance to make good with the bartenders. it will pay off later in the year.

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    This is crazy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    yeah. but you just got to drink more. or shit maybe the League or Archer.... great drinking show. and my school was the same way. ghoat town until the semester kicked off. just gives you a chance to make good with the bartenders. it will pay off later in the year.
    trust me, i drink plenty. bars i do not like when thet are baron. BUT... i'll give it a chance

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    JJ has a 2.5 inch penis, thats 3 strikes right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    trust me, i drink plenty. bars i do not like when thet are baron. BUT... i'll give it a chance
    its mainly to get in with the bartenders. they generally are interesting and so are the managers. but it pays off in the free drinks and skipping in line.

    just wondering where do you go to school?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    its mainly to get in with the bartenders. they generally are interesting and so are the managers. but it pays off in the free drinks and skipping in line.

    just wondering where do you go to school?
    university of virginia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    sure any requests on outfits? what about any specific angles while im at it?
    how about in a skirt from the back.

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    wow and thats a ghost town? you should have been at my school west georgia. god for a school that allegedly on playboys top party schools list ( of course before anyone i knew went there ) it was empty every break and every weekend.

    but i know you got girls there. just got to dig a little deeper or lower your standards ( alot )

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggy3000 View Post
    wow and thats a ghost town? you should have been at my school west georgia. god for a school that allegedly on playboys top party schools list ( of course before anyone i knew went there ) it was empty every break and every weekend.

    but i know you got girls there. just got to dig a little deeper or lower your standards ( alot )
    shaggy, a complete and utter ghost town right now.

    your school was at the top of playboys top party schools?? congrats

    we will have to make an engagement to party soon pal!!

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    Don't let these guys awake the Latino in you stealthy and fukk every bitch on the block.. It will fuckk up your studies!!!

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    studies already well beyond fukked mayan.

    how did you know i was latino?? wtf??

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    Several degenerates fighting over 1 woman.

    What more could a woman want?

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    Patrick Shari has a fukkin dead bolt lock on her fukin pussy

    Dont waste your time because she does not give it up

    Patrick I know 7 girls here that want you , forget her

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Patrick Shari has a fukkin dead bolt lock on her fukin pussy Dont waste your time because she does not give it up Patrick I know 7 girls here that want you , forget her
    JJGOLD

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    This thread qualifies as sexual harassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Patrick Shari has a fukkin dead bolt lock on her fukin pussy Dont waste your time because she does not give it up Patrick I know 7 girls here that want you , forget her
    JJ she has a son, i think that shows she gives it up, just havent found the correct combination to that dead bolt

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Patrick Shari has a fukkin dead bolt lock on her fukin pussy

    Dont waste your time because she does not give it up

    Patrick I know 7 girls here that want you , forget her
    Your key is just too small to unlock it, Goldilocks.

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    Low Blow Monkey

    Where are you?? I will fly to Vegas today and we can settle this like men

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    LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    This thread qualifies as sexual harassment.
    And a good advertisement in favor of partial birth abortion.
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    stealthy will be fukin every bitch on the block.. thats for sure. let me get points...

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    Quote Originally Posted by talnted View Post
    stealthy will be fukin every bitch on the block.. thats for sure. let me get points...
    thanx for the tips, didn't realize sorority row was poppin off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    university of virginia.
    fuk that mane

    shoulda been a hokie

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    fuk that mane

    shoulda been a hokie
    **** the fa\*\*ot ass hokies.

    if i were dumb, i woulda been one.

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    i guess if u wanna be smart go to uva, if u want to party and win football games u go to blacksburg

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    i guess if u wanna be smart go to uva, if u want to party and win football games u go to blacksburg

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    ha stealthy as soon as im off curfew im getting out of the ******* state asap. i never know where i might end up. i guess somewhere that wants to pay me bank. or a place with the best looking girls. ( ill live poor for talent on tap )

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    how could you not know the only people in charlottesville are girls for sorority rush

    go get em

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