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    Buried_PIRATE
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    Moderate dreams come true!

    Up 75 points playing baccarat (game just sounds so baller)

    First pizza almost on the way


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    Variance is a sweet bitch when she goes your way.

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    Sadly I am only a degen with real money and transferred some of my points out

    I promised a pizza to some hungry people

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buried_PIRATE View Post
    Up 75 points playing baccarat (game just sounds so baller)

    First pizza almost on the way


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    SBR Casino where dreams come true.

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    I am actually itching for some more table games... maybe a table game with dice and cards combined?

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    If you are asian it is only appropriate you play pai gow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buried_PIRATE View Post
    I am actually itching for some more table games... maybe a table game with dice and cards combined?
    try the blackjack out I hear it is good.

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    i suck at blackjack, one time i had 20 and hit double to get double my money... i lost when the third 10 hit

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    I lost 9 hands in a row in 3 card poker. What a rip off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buried_PIRATE View Post
    i suck at blackjack, one time i had 20 and hit double to get double my money... i lost when the third 10 hit
    you stand on 20 kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    you stand on 20 kid.
    I was greedy! I thought double meant I could add double my initial wager, I didn't even need the card!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_of_Spades View Post
    I lost 9 hands in a row in 3 card poker. What a rip off.
    I really like 3 card poker... I don't have an edge in it though like I do with the other games. oh wait

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buried_PIRATE View Post
    I was greedy! I thought double meant I could add double my initial wager, I didn't even need the card!



    I really like 3 card poker... I don't have an edge in it though like I do with the other games. oh wait

    yeah when you double down you double your bet and get one card and no more hits.

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    Nice going buddy, get that pizza and enjoy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by will2survive View Post
    Nice going buddy, get that pizza and enjoy!
    When I get that pizza all the haters who called me fat and pizza-less will be so wrong!

    I am quite the river boat gambler

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    go get you some of that pizza boy

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    If getting a free pizza is a moderate dream I would like to know what are your low end dreams. Getting free gum?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    If getting a free pizza is a moderate dream I would like to know what are your low end dreams. Getting free gum?
    Eh youre right. A moderate dream should at least be a 3-some. This is more of a moderate "SBR moderate dream come true!"

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    Wondered if he plays in the SBR casino??? (where dreams come trueeeeeee)

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    I originally posted in this in the Newbie forum in the thread "You can win a F***ing PIZZA ON THIS SITE?"

    And I quote:

    Fellow noobs and helpers of noobs... I am in a difficult situation.

    Currently I have enough points for my first pizza. My ascent into the realm of 170+ points involved running like JEBUS in the casino. When I was down to my last 10 points on let it ride, and had the option of taking it down when I had a 2-4-5 with a 6 showing, I SAID LET IT FREAKING RIDE (might not have happened like this*). The rest is history.

    My problem is, as a budding point degenerate, I doubt I will ever amass near 100 points again. Thoughts? Words of advice?

    End Quote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buried_PIRATE View Post
    I originally posted in this in the Newbie forum in the thread "You can win a F***ing PIZZA ON THIS SITE?"

    And I quote:

    Fellow noobs and helpers of noobs... I am in a difficult situation.

    Currently I have enough points for my first pizza. My ascent into the realm of 170+ points involved running like JEBUS in the casino. When I was down to my last 10 points on let it ride, and had the option of taking it down when I had a 2-4-5 with a 6 showing, I SAID LET IT FREAKING RIDE (might not have happened like this*). The rest is history.

    My problem is, as a budding point degenerate, I doubt I will ever amass near 100 points again. Thoughts? Words of advice?

    End Quote.

    No advice will save you from the trainwreck you're about to experience....no survivors

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    No advice will save you from the trainwreck you're about to experience....no survivors
    So when I hear a knock on my door, it's not a pizza but a clown hired by SBR to throw a pie in my face?

    I could see a new use of points now..

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