Why isn't JJ Gold Mainstream?

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  • Kalibongo
    Restricted User
    • 01-27-12
    • 922

    #1
    Why isn't JJ Gold Mainstream?
    This guy is a legend

    Funnier than the so called YouTube celebrities

    Should be earning thousands for his videos

    He's at par with Niga Higa

    Only thing he needs to be a millionaire is a good internet marketer
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    Looks banged up
    No cash

    Kaliber back me man
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    • k13
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-16-10
      • 18104

      #3
      He's a nobody on youtube. Surprised his videos get so little views.
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Youtube is a marketing thing

        You need to do it like facebook and add users, make comments on other peoples accounts, post vids on 20 forums, ect

        Its a full time job

        My vids are for SBR and that is it
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        • griz
          SBR MVP
          • 01-27-11
          • 3647

          #5
          Sbr pays him enough where he doesnt need to be mainstream
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          • sideloaded
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-21-10
            • 7561

            #6
            pays them*

            jjgold in the video rarely posts
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            • dondude
              SBR Sharp
              • 12-20-11
              • 397

              #7
              Have u seen jjs beanies an rugs?? They are all top dollar. Ur mistaken if u think he's not loaded
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              • k13
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-16-10
                • 18104

                #8
                Originally posted by jjgold
                Youtube is a marketing thing

                You need to do it like facebook and add users, make comments on other peoples accounts, post vids on 20 forums, ect

                Its a full time job

                My vids are for SBR and that is it
                Very True. Have to spam and spread the internet. Full time job.

                Know all the Youtube and SEO tactics.

                Lot of the views are not even real anyway.
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                • sideloaded
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-21-10
                  • 7561

                  #9
                  cathymay15 became pretty popular without marketing herself.
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                  • Kalibongo
                    Restricted User
                    • 01-27-12
                    • 922

                    #10
                    JJ Gold could have his own TV show

                    I will take him over tha Fallon f*g any day
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                    • doublej95
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-26-10
                      • 14094

                      #11
                      He's bald, got fukked up teeth, almost as short as a midget. He would only be successful doing radio. Not cut out for mainstream.
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                      • sickler
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-05-08
                        • 15006

                        #12
                        JJ isn't mainstream because he doesn't have a good talent agent.

                        JJ, I'm available
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                        • Kalibongo
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                          • 01-27-12
                          • 922

                          #13
                          Originally posted by doublej95
                          He's bald, got fukked up teeth, almost as short as a midget. He would only be successful doing radio. Not cut out for mainstream.
                          That is why the people will love him
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                          • WvGambler
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-19-10
                            • 11618

                            #14
                            Show one of the videos to a "regular" person. They will think he's got something wrong with him, and not laugh. JJ is only popular here because we are all fkked up.
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                            • sickler
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-05-08
                              • 15006

                              #15
                              Originally posted by WvGambler
                              Show one of the videos to a "regular" person. They will think he's got something wrong with him, and not laugh. JJ is only popular here because we are all fkked up.
                              His vids are made for us, the SBR posters. "Regular" people wouldn't get it because they don't know who the fuk we are, nor do they know what Heritage and -108 is.
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                              • RealSlimShady
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-24-07
                                • 6249

                                #16
                                JJ, make a video not geared towards a gambling audience and keep the cussing down. Lets see if you have the talent to be more mainstream!
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                                • thetrinity
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-25-11
                                  • 22431

                                  #17
                                  hes great for our niche group, mainstream wouldnt even give him a 2nd look.
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                                  • Dutch
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 09-21-10
                                    • 4339

                                    #18
                                    JayJay needs to be doing prank videos for Youtube. It's all the rage right now. They can be simple phone call pranks or elaborate pranks like running up and punching old people in the crotch.
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Phone pranks are an effort because most people will not stay on the phone so you need to do a lot of call to get one good one

                                      I wish I had straight teeth
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                                      • Dutch
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-21-10
                                        • 4339

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        Phone pranks are an effort because most people will not stay on the phone so you need to do a lot of call to get one good one

                                        I wish I had straight teeth


                                        You didn't say anything about the 'Punching old people in the crotch' idea. I expect a video by tomorrow morning.
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                                        • doublej95
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-26-10
                                          • 14094

                                          #21
                                          jj if you had straight teeth your whole life would change for the better. you would win bets, get tail, move out of your parents townhome, drive a cadillac, walk down the streets in a fur coat once again like you use to. you would be a big timer again.
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                                          • Dad
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-26-08
                                            • 23245

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            Phone pranks are an effort because most people will not stay on the phone so you need to do a lot of call to get one good one

                                            I wish I had straight teeth
                                            JJ call a fast food place and fukk with them. Do it.
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                                            • DOMINATER
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-10-09
                                              • 3698

                                              #23
                                              jj you have to have people at synaque that are dentists ask them to help for carreer move, did I spell synaque meaning a jewish church incorrecly, please correct me I am a fast learner. I do love that big thug coach
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                                              • Kalibongo
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 01-27-12
                                                • 922

                                                #24
                                                Or narrate your mafia life
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                                                • Kalibongo
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 01-27-12
                                                  • 922

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by sickler

                                                  His vids are made for us, the SBR posters. "Regular" people wouldn't get it because they don't know who the fuk we are, nor do they know what Heritage and -108 is.
                                                  I showed my friend JJ's "I'm a Virgin" video, and she laughed so hard! JJ's got potential.
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                                                  • Smoke
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-09-09
                                                    • 48111

                                                    #26
                                                    JJ is too fukn paranoid for mainstream

                                                    A dozen security cameras

                                                    I think guys want him dead
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                                                    • dj_destroyer
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-28-10
                                                      • 3856

                                                      #27
                                                      jj too unstable for mainstream.
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                                                      • CarpeDime
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-01-09
                                                        • 7873

                                                        #28
                                                        degeneracy is not mainstream

                                                        i myself was surprised when i showed jj vids to some people a long time ago whom i thought would love them but they were like "uh, no"

                                                        and besides, can you imagine jj hanging out with OTHER ACTORS and directors and fukin writers and producers and sh*t?? have you ever met any of those kinds of people???? jj wouldn't last 5 minutes with them before they were calling security to escort him out of the building

                                                        but welcome to the 21st century world of media, everything is super super niche
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                                                        • MC PICKS
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 01-10-10
                                                          • 6644

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Kalibongo
                                                          JJ Gold could have his own TV show I will take him over tha Fallon f*g any day
                                                          "Late night with JJ gold", the interviews would be classic, he'd start yelling at the people, climb up on the desk and other crazy shit.

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                                                          • Kalibongo
                                                            Restricted User
                                                            • 01-27-12
                                                            • 922

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ** PICKS
                                                            "Late night with JJ gold", the interviews would be classic, he'd start yelling at the people, climb up on the desk and other crazy shit.

                                                            All he needs is a good supporting cast.
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                                                            • Kalibongo
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 01-27-12
                                                              • 922

                                                              #31
                                                              Speaking of supporting cast, do you guys have any suggestions? We need someone like Kimmel's Guilliermo. TT Warrior can have his own 'How To Lose To a Wall in Tennis" Segment.
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                                                              • sickler
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 06-05-08
                                                                • 15006

                                                                #32
                                                                JJ did some prank calling of gay personal ads. Dudes wanting a mutual massage. Funny stuff
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                                                                • paranoyd androyd
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-01-11
                                                                  • 6459

                                                                  #33
                                                                  jerky boys routine already been done. current vids are pretty solid for the most part but at times forced, needs to be more selective.
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                                                                  • brock
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 01-07-08
                                                                    • 8301

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Pretty sure it's because he don't attend any bashes.
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                                                                    • Kalibongo
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 01-27-12
                                                                      • 922

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by sickler
                                                                      JJ did some prank calling of gay personal ads. Dudes wanting a mutual massage. Funny stuff
                                                                      Link please
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